APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION, BITCHES!

Destruction of what, you ask? Well...your appetite, of course.

Mitch Hedberg - Houses
Eels - Baby Genius
Booker T. & The MG's - Outrage
Hole - Playing Your Song
Foo Fighters - I'll Stick Around
Squarepusher - Delta-V
Setting Sun - No Devil Me No More (Remix)
Boy Eats Drum Machine - We Are An Army
Beck - Soul Suckin' Jerk
A Slow Rip - Don't Leave the Light On
Tom Morello, Chad Smith, and Wu-Tang Clan - Ain't Nothing ta Fuck Wit
Ghostface Killah ft. tha Wu - 9 Milli Bros.
The Rapture - Ghostface Killah: Daytona 500
Jazzanova - So Far From Home ft. Phonte
7L & Esoteric - The Soul Purpose
Nas - A Message to the Feds, Sincerely, We the People
Morcheeba - In the Hands of the Gods ft. Biz Markie
Handsome Boy Modeling School - First... And Then ft. Dres
Tobacco - Horse Head
Xrabit + DMG$ - Killin' Em
DJ Krush ft. Aesop Rock - Kill Switch
Restiform Bodies - Bobby Trendy Addendum
De La Soul - Me Myself And I (Badmarsh + Shri Remix)
Thunderheist - Jerk It (Megasoid Remix)
Mr. Srcuff - Music Takes Me Up ft. Alice Russell
Joshu - Movement
Sounds From the Ground - Mesh
Enigma - Between Generations
HipGnosis - Rush Hour
Mike Relm - Vertiglo
Tittsworth - Haiku
Bobby Trafalgar - Home Shopping
Decomposure - Excerpt 4
Seefeel - Spangle

29% NEW RPM FROM THE CAN, BITCHES!

How do I know? Because I made it early, wacknuts! You'll have to wait till next week for the new Tittsworth and Squarepusher, bitches, but all's comin' on.

Mitch Hedberg - Candy Bars
Handsome Boy Modeling School - Breakdown
Jazzanova - Lie (Featuring Thief)
Cobras - Restless
Eels - Jehovah's Witness
Foo Fighters - Wattershed
Flogging Molly - Seven Deadly Sins
Hole - She Walks On Me
Mr. Bungle - Raping Your Mind
A Slow Rip - Swung and Hung
Decomposure - Excerpt 2
Beck - Sweet Sunshine
Ghostface Killah - Iron Maiden
Ozzy Osbourne/Tommy Iomi ft. Wu-Tang Clan - For Heaven's Sake 2000
Dead Prez - Behind Enemy Lines
Guru & Masta Ace - Conflict
Funkmaster Flex - Freestyle14
Tobacco - Berries That Burn
De La Soul ft. Prince Paul - More Than You Know
The Former Yugoslavia - The Taking of Busta
Mike Relm - My Heart
Dj Krush ft. Ken Shima - Stormy Cloud (Raindrop Mix)
Groove Armada - Lazy Moon
Monophone - Streetcrawler
The Long Lost - Woebegone (Flying Lotus' Luckiest Charm)
Gorillaz - Double Bass
HipGnosis - 3 Blood Stains on the Envelope
Pug - Pornography
Carmen Rizzo - Confusions (Carmen Rizzo rmx)
Sounds From the Ground - Elemental
Boy Eats Drum Machine - Gun Fight
Bassnectar - Roustabout (Bassnectar Remix)
EBN - Syncopated Ordinance Demonstration #1
Autechre - Slip

SMACK-BACK CRACKDOWN, BITCHES!

No quibbles necessary.

Mitch Hedberg - Teeth
Booker T & The MGs - Mo' Onions
Beck - Truck Drivin' Neighbors Downstairs (Yellow Sweat)
Elastica - Waking Up
Hole - Rock Star
Decomposure - Humidity Patient Guide: Excerpt 1
Eels - The Medication is Wearing Off
Gorillaz - Tomorrow Comes Today
Guster - Center of Attention
Foo Fighters - Weenie Beenie
A Slow Rip - Freeway Temple
Handsome Boy Modeling School - If It Wasn't For you
De La Soul - Trying People
Dead Prez - Discipline
Everlast/Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Part II
Funkmaster Flex - Freestyle ft. Jay-Z
Dr. Dre - The Watcher
DJ Krush ft. Mos Def - Shinjiro (Harsh Mix)
Tobacco - Pink Goo
Boogie Down Productions - My Philosophy (12" version)
Ghostface Killah - Poisonous Darts
Mike Relm - Quickie
Tobacco - Grease Wizard
DJ Limbs - Slinkywormbarr5
Boy Eats Drum Machine - Demonic With Horns
Hexstatic - Solid Steel Scratch School
DJ Dope - Jimmy Kills Us
HipGnosis - You
Groove Armada - Remember
Tetsou Inoue - Particular Moments
Carmen Rizzo - Falling Into Place (Carmen Rizzo Rmx)
Bassnectar - Heads Up (West Coast Lo Fi Remix)
Sounds From the Ground - Dune
Musicology - Telefone 529
Surface 10 - Dawn/Bleep/Dusk

NEW AMERICA, SAME SHIT, BITCHES!

Now, it's time to get back to reality. You know, the place where we all live. Props to the funtcases making their living off of patronage - you're on the gravy-train now. Too bad you're part of the problem, not the solution. Enjoy your four years of fame...meanwhile, we'll all keep living, yo?

Mitch Hedberg - Not Track Five, Not Chainsaw Juggler
The String Quartet Tribute to Elliott Smith - Miss Misery
Elliott Smith - Independence Day
The Matthew Herbert Big Band - Knowing
Otis Redding - Satisfaction
Elastica - Vaseline
Flogging Molly - What's Left of the Flag
Foo Fighters - Alone + Easy Target
Scatter the Ashes - City in the Sea
Eels - Jungle Telegraph
Beck - Pressure Zone
Boy Eats Drum - Planets + Stars
A Slow Rip - Channelling
De La Sou - The Sauce
3rd Bass - The Gas Face
Young MC - Know How
System of a Down/Wu-Tang Clan - Shame
Hazadus, J-Treds, Thirstin Howl III, Kwest & I.G. Off - Bathroom Cipher
Dead Prez - "They" Schools
Tobacco - Tape Eater
Kalamashka - NiWakati
Bad News Jones - Grudge
Mike Relm - You Break
DJ Krush ft. Mr. Lif - Nosferatu (Space-Cadet Mix)
Dr. Dre/Eminem/Xzibit - What's the Difference
DJ Limbs - Shogun2
The Sticky - Golf
Hybrid - The River
Radio Massacre International - Trident
Jean Jacques Perrey - The Groovy Leprechauns
Tobacco - Side 8 (Big Gums Version)
Sounds From the Ground - Restless
Autechre - The Egg
Fireflies - Epilogue: Alarm Clock Detuned