MAS BUMPS, BITCHES!

Aw yeah, me funtcases, the bumps-in-the-trunk section of Poodles is back in full effect tonight, and should be for the coming weeks. Enjoy it while you can (as well as the other stuf, of course). Can I get a finger?

Jello Biafra - Rob Now Pay Later
Ani DiFranco & Utah Phillips - The Most Dangerous Woman
Beck - 11.6.45
Beck - Burnt Orange Peels
The Breeders - No Aloha
Blur - Parklife
Built to Spil - Trimmed and Burning
Cat Power - Head Lights
Unknown - The Media For Those Wiho Keep
Brad Paisley - The Nervous Breakdown
Br. Danielson - Things Against Stuff
Dr. Alex Paterson - Loving You Live
Arrested Development - Tennessee
Zeph and Azeem - Play the Drum
Al-Iteration - Women, Women, Women
Atmosphere - Fuck You Lucy
Big Daddy Kane - The Beef Is On
Canibus - 100 Bars
Cannibal Ox - Ox Out the Cage (ft. El-P)
Nightmares on Wax - Pretty Dark
Thievery Corporation - Radio Retaliation
Bomb the Bass - No Bones
Dub Gabriel - La Vie S'envole ft. Judity Juillerat
Polysics - Blue Noise
Apples In Stereo - VI. Drifting Patterns
Seven Octaves - The Wait Out
Dead Amps - Temporal Zoning
Ram Dass & Kriece - Breath Inside the Breath
Autechre - Silverside
Koushik - Welcome
Bizwack and Sharon - Orchestra
Clinton - David D. Chambers
J.Rocc - Drama
I Led 3 Lives - Curious Red
Don Rimini - Hools
The Muppets - Closing Theme

MISTAKING NONSENSE FOR REALITY, BITCHES!

"What'cha doin?"
"Chewin chocolate."
"Where'd ya get it?"
"Doggie dropped it."

Yeah. This time, I do know what the fuck I'm talking about.

"Carry on."

Utah Phillips - Direct Action
Jello Biafra - SHUT UP!
Beck - 8.6.82
Beck - Waitin' for A Train
Br. Danielson - Our Givest
Blur - The Debt Collector
A Perfect Circle - Gimme Gimme Gimme
The Breeders - Cannonball
Alkaline Trio - I Lied My Face Off
Apples in Stereo - Not the Same
Polysics - Dry or Wet
Ozone Player - Escape Goat
Al-Iteration - Down in Trouble
Arrested Development - Warm Sentiments
Black Star ft. Talib Kweli and Mos Def - RE: DEFinition
The Legendary K.O. - George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People
Big Daddy Kane - Stop Shammin'
Cannibal Ox - Real Earth
The Chemical Brothers - Keep My Composure (ft. Spank Rock)
Nightmares on Wax - Hear in Colour
Bizwack and Sharon - Plucked
Koushik - Lying In The Sun
Mr. Meeble - 100 Pills
Bomb the Bass - Butterfingers (Dan Akroyd Mix By Various)
Terry Lynn - System
Sleepy Town Manufacture - Wired
Seven Octaves - Morning FOG
Speedy J - Fill 3
Thievery Corporation - Mandala
Ram Dass & Kriece - Mystic Poetry
Björk - Dull Flame of Desire (Modeselektor's RMX for Boys)
Don Rimini - Rave On
Radioactive Man - Pain Struck Stanley Dumb ft. RA - Kev's Boudoir

SWFOMPKLMANIA, BITCHES!

Yeah, again, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. But bear with me, you handful-minus-a-finger funtaces.

Jello Biafra - Clinton Comes to Town
Al Green - I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry
The Brand New Heavies - We Won't Stop
Aretha Franklin - Chain of Fools
Bert Jansch - The January Man
A Perfect Circle - The Fiddle And The Drum
Ozone Player - Book of Worms
Wesley Willis - Termites Ate My House Up
Animal Collective - Sweet Road
The Muppets - We're All Naked
Beck - Ozzy
The Markko Polo Adventurers - Scheherazade
Rafter - Sweat
The Chemical Brothers - Let Forever Be
Ash - Uncle Pat
Alkaline Trio - Cooking Wine
Apples In Stereo - I Want
Polysics - Rocket
Bizwak and Sharon - Freestyle
Al-Iteration - Just...
Arrested Development - Ache'n for Acres
Big Daddy Kane - Looks Like a Job For...
2Pac ft. Eminem - Soldier Like Me
Nightmares on Wax - Hey Ego!
45Dip - Auger in Orbit
Mr. Scruff - Give Up to Get
Sonny J - Belly Bongo
Sleepy Town Manufacture Steam
Aleksi Virta - Outer Edge Intro
Sub Swara - Backwater Dub
Terry Lynn - Kingstonlogic
Soul Coughing - Super Bon Bon (Propellerheads mix)
Don Rimini - Nervous Breakdown
Björk - Dull Flame of Desire (Innocense Sinden Remix)
Adam Smith - F*ck You Sasha (Original Hardstyle Mix)

BOODLE WITH POODLES, BITCHES!

Got a few change-up sets going tonight, so it should be nice and funtcase-y, biz-natch. Minus the crack-whore, obviously.

Jello Biafra - The Big Ka-Boom, Parts 2-69
A Perfect Circle - Let's Have a War
Apples in Stereo - She's Telling Lies (Bryce's Mix)
Alkaline Trio - Exploding Boy
Ash - Numbskull
Polysics - ポニーとライオン (Pony & Lion)
Wesley Wilis - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Animal Collective - Who Could Win A Rabbit
Unknown - Protest-1
The Muppets - The Great Gonzo Eats A Rubber Tire to the Music of the Flight of the Bumblebee
Grand Pianoramax - Ride I: The Race
Grand Pianoramax - Tempest
Ozone Player - Two Completely Unprepared Pianos Under Attack
Beck - 8.4.82
Beck - Modesto
Pentangle - The Snows
Al Green - Here I Am
Aretha Franklin - Mr. Big Stuff
Soul Coughing - Sleepless
Nightmares on Wax - Still? Yes?
Arrested Development - Man's Final Frontier
Big Daddy Kane - 'Nuff Respect (remix)
2Pac - When We Ride
Black Star - Twice Inna Lifetime
Al-Iteration - Hey!
Tricky - Coalition
Bounce - Zombie
Ozone Player - Orange Apples
Bizwack and Sharon - Sad Piano
Sonny J - No-Fi
Mr. Scruff - Donkey Ride (edit)
Aleksi Virta - The Giant Catch-22
The Chemical Brothers - Saturate
Rafter - Magic
Sleepy Town Manufacture - New Brain for Mad Clone

NON-MORBID NOISE, BITCHES!

I've been informed by WEFT's Standards and Practices Committee that my show needs more "Tricky Dicky Screwdriver" in order to maintain audience share. Henceforth, show-prep will commence an hour earlier and an extra rum and coke will be added to the mix, thereby increasing the motherfucking degree of execution difficulty. That should be just the ticket.

Jello Biafra - Pledge of Allegiance
Utah Philips - Why Come
Bubzigohn - Miracle Penis Interlude
Polysics - Kagayake
A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of The War Drums
Tricky - Veronika
Rafter - Noise
Wesley Willis - Rage Against the Machine
The Muppets - Sax and Violence
Ozone Player - Dog-Matic
Ozone Player - Lemons and Lizards
Soul Coughing - Paint
2Pac ft. Nate Dogg - Thugs Get Lonely Too
Polarity 1 - News Goo
The Chemical Brothers - Galvanize
Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed
Grand Pianoramax - The Hook Introduction
Brazilian Girls - Good Time
45Dip - Lizzie's Balloon
Grand Pianoramax - Ride II: Driftin'
Sub Swara - TKM
Bounce - iPower
Sonny J - Doing the Tango
Aleksi Virta - Cosmos Bossa
Hillton FM - Open Window
Braces Tower - Action Jackson
s.t - Downtown
Sleepy Town Manufacture - qr25
Vim - Icksmansworth
QueInt - Yo-Yo Seanusho!
Stud - Damn Arm
stAllio! - Mash Smarter Not Harder