ADIOS, BITCHES!

Don't know where I'll be getting my next broadcast fix, but it won't be here. Thanks for the memory-lapses!

Network - Forces of Nature
Nomeansno - Forward to Death
Moby - What Love?
KRS One - Step Into A World (Rapture's Delight)
Beastie Boys - The Sounds of Science
Wagon Christ - The Premise
Scanner - Slow Motion
Propellerheads - You Want It Back ft. the Jungle Brothers
Red Snapper - Space Sickness
Saint Etienne - Only Love Can Break Your Heart (Kenlou B-Boy Mix)
We - Caya's Kids
Xingu Hill - The Neon God
Meat Beat Manifesto - Acid Again (Depth Charge Mix 1)
Prodigy - Their Law
Phylr - Superb Whiskers
Orbital - Are We Here?
The Orb - S.A.L.T.
Plaid - Uneasy Listening
Squarepusher - Come On My Selector
µ-ziq - Approaching Menace
Aphex Twin - Ventolin (Salbutamol Mix)
Bob Cobert - $25,000 Pyramid Extended Theme
Scorn - Go
Praxis - Babble Stream
Johnnyy311 - Welcome to Planet Earth

PENULTIMATE POODLES, BITCHES!

Lateral transfer awaits, funtcases!

Network - No Real Democracy
Moby - The Sky Is Broken
Tranquility Bass - Megamix
Meat Beat Manifesto - Teargas
Scorn - Spongie
Xingu Hill - Newshounds
People Under The Stairs - Schooled In The Trade
The Orb - Reefer Spin in the Galaxy
Node - Olivine
Saint Etienne - Who Do You Think You Are (Aphex Twin mix)
DJ Shadow - Lost and Found
Wagon Christ - Bend Over
Red Snapper - Get Some Sleep
Orbital - Waving Not Drowning
Propellerheads - Velvet Pants
Plaid - Scoobs In Columbia
Spacetime Continuum w/Terence McKenna - Speaking in Tongues
Grain - Birth .Son
Prodigy - Wind It Up (Forward Wind Mix)
X-103 - Tephra
Magnetic Man - Karma Crazy
UMO - The Number
We - Back and Forth
Aphex Twin - Fenix Funk 5
Tapeworm Collective - I See Your Eyes
Tangible - Kojack (Gumshoe edit)
Yuppster - Pretty Awful
Spacetime Continuum - Naugahid
µ-ziq - Scaling/The Hwicci Song
Squarepusher - You're Going Down
Wilma Drags - Travelator

T-MINUS THREE, BITCHES!

Whompy, because this was a spontaneous throwdown. Random family members possibly ahoy from here on out.

Also, you should give us money just for trying, funtcases.

Network - Contract Negotiations
Scorn - Black Box II
Spectre - Only in the Darkness
Meat Beat Manifesto - Sound Innovation
Magnetic Man - K Dance
Kid Loco - A Grand Love Theme
Tranquility Bass - Cantimilla
The Herbaliser - Styles
Moby - Sunspot
Propellerheads - Props Got Mo' Skills
Orbital - Times Fly (Slow)
Wagon Christ - Gas Fish
The Orb - Mile Long Lump Of Lard
Red Snapper - Alaska Street
Umo - Gutter Juice Ghetto Blaster
Plaid - Choke And Fly
Speedy J - The Fun Equations
Orbital - The Box
Prodigy - Climbatize
Transformantra - Hovercraft
Trancesetters - Secrets Of Meditation (Remix)
Caustic Window - We Are the Music Makers
Tangible - Relic of Degrasse
We - 3/10th of the Population
µ-ziq - Silk Ties
Seefeel - Ripley
Squarepusher - Song: Our Underwater Torch
Wilma Drags - Facil
Amon Tobin - Dripped From The Sky

SPORTY-FOUR, BITCHES!

Seriously, I get winded from just typing this shit.

Network - Turn It Off
We - Hiela
Kannabis The Edit Assassin - Walk Under a Full Moon's Light
DJ Spooky - Soon Forward
Red Snapper - 4 Dead Monks
Magnetic Man - Mad
Single Cell Orchestra - Transmit Liberation
Meat Beat Manifesto - Simulacra
Rythmicon - Springs & Magnets Part 2 (Return to Steam)
Speedy J - Pure Energy
Transformantra - Nugget Matic
Rodrigo y Gabriela - Angelica (Grant Us Peace Remix by Ki: Theory)
Osymyso - The Return of an Old Friend
Plaid - Assault on Precinct Zero
Mouse On Mars - Pinwheel Herman
The Orb - Little Fluffy Clouds
Propellerheads - On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Badawi - Enter the Heretic
Prodigy - We Gonna Rock
Moby - Unloved Symphony
Scorn - Out Of
µ-ziq - Mouse Bums
Spacetime Continuum - Kairo-Subtropic (Absolut Black Mix)
Spectre - New Mix
Squarepusher - Smedley's Melody
Battles - Rolls Royce
Tapeworm Collective - Erase Return Remix
Tangible - Freeze
Sabastian Boaz - Scurvy Child
Turn-On - Latin Gloop
InfinitiRock - AutumnSunrise
AFX - .0180871r
Orbital - Time Becomes
Amon Tobin - Night Swim

TERMINAL DIVE FIVE, BITCHES!

From here on out, it's the gospel according to Network.

Network - The Death Hour
Hans Zimmer - Palm Tree Escape
InfinitiRock - PebbleBeach
Scorn - Fumble
Spectre - 9th Secret Rule
Hedfunk - Dark Blood
Moby - Rushing
Red Snapper - The Sleepless
Magnetic Man - The Bug
Meat Beat Manifesto - Repulsion
Four Tet - Charm
Richard Kirk - The Feeling (Of Warmth & Beauty)
Space Time Continuum - 101 South Of Heaven
The Orb - Star 6 & 7 8 9 (Phase II)
Single Cell Orchestra - Letters From Nowhere
Squarepusher - Shin Triad (Wagon Christ Mix)
Plaid - Ladyburst
Obrital - The Tranquilizer
The Japanese Popstars - Our Building Block
Cassettes Won't Listen - Harp Darkness
African Head Charge - Depth Charge
Phylr - King
Osymyso - Pandemonium
Propellerheads - Bring Us Together
DJ Spooky - DJ Spooky v. the Freight Elevator
SebastiAn - 21 Doggg
Mouse on Mars - Actionist Respoke
Prodigy - Charly (Beltram Says Mix)
Protesta - London's Burning
Omni Trio - Shadowplay
Hive - Steps Into The Light
Aphex Twin - To Cure A Weakling Child
µ-ziq - Meinheld
Sabastian Boaz - Pleasant Thoughts
Amon Tobin - Bedtime Stories
Praxis - Meldt
Battles - Toddler
Leb Laze - Revelations...
Scanner - Rivers and Bridges

SPAMTASTIC SIXFISH, BITCHES!

Not all that heavy, but if you're measuring by weight, you've missed the point anyway, funtcase.

Atomic Cafe - Cut 8
Hans Zimmer - Guilty of Being Innocent Of Being Jack Sparrow
Magnetic Man - Flying Into Tokyo
Data Romance - The Deep
The Japanese Popstars - Tomorrow Man
Amon Tobin - Calculate
Amon Tobin - Kitty Cat
Propellerheads - A Number of Microphones
DJ Spooky - Island Of Lost Souls
Scorn - Silver Rain Fell (Meat Beat Remix)
Cassettes Won't Listen - Kingdom
Battles - Inchworm
Leb Laze - Toxic Knock (A)
Leb Laze - Toxic Knock (B)
Aphex Twin - Window Sill
Richard Kirk - Soul Catcher
The Orb - Outlands
Obrital - The Girl With The Sun In Her Head
DJ Shadow - Giving Up The Ghost
Plaid - Summit
Osymyso - Clonque Rock
Red Snapper - The Rake
Aphex Twin - Wax The Nip
Argonaut - Mingus Mundana
SebstiAn - Motor
Prodigy - Everybody in the Place (155 And Rising Mix)
Protesta - Goldfinger
Omni Trio - Rollin' Heights (More Strings Attached Mix)
Phylr - Far and Away (Cricuit Redux Remix)
Tangible - Milo in Effect
Mouse On Mars - Gogona
µ-ziq - Intellitag
Seefeel - Is It Now?
Squarepusher - Iambic 5 Poetry
Son Lux - Claws
Sebastian Boaz - I-tron (the other Lindsay)
InfinitiRock - ShortStories
Praxis - Electric Soil
Moby - My Weakness

SMACKIN' BUCKET, BITCHES!

Projecting two weeks into the future is no easy task.

Atomic Cafe - Cut 7
Biosphere - The Third Planet
DJ Krush - Ryu-Ki
Scorn - Do the Geek
Power - Nilus Protocols
Red Snapper - Son of Mook
InfinitiRock - Kiln
Program 2 - Anu
Byzar - Tryphyn
Green Man - Shut Up & Dance (Rum & Black Mix)
Pop Will Eat Itself - Urban Futuristic
Shut Up And Dance - Death is Not the End
Prodigy - What Evil Lurks
Propellerheads - Lethal Cut
Plastikman - Koma
Psychick Warriors ov Gaia - Kraak (Plastikman Abstract Mix)
Orbital - Event Horizon
DJ Logic - Simmer Slow
SebastiAn - Total
Aphex Twin - Tamphex (Headphuq Mix)
The Orb - Yungle
Silverbeam - Tense
Squarepusher - Fat Controller
Ovuca - Victoria
µ-ziq - Brace Yourself (Remix)
PooPoo Varmint - After All
Aphex Twin - White Blur
Plaid - Squance
ML - Standard Size
Twister - Skylab vs. Deluxe
Good - Emperors Belt
Amon Tobin - Mass & Spring
Leb Laze - Nature Meets Static

NOW OFFICIALLY 25% LONGER, BITCHES!

Of which only 16% is new. Well, ya trade girth for length....

Atomic Cafe - Cut 5
Atomic Cafe - Cut 2
Red Snapper - Lo-Beam
InfinitiRock - HomeMovies
DJ Grazzhoppa - Subconscious
Nood - Ramadan
DJ Krush - A Whim
Phylr - Foxhole Prayers
Ordio - 3in1
Propellerheads - Better?
Osymyso - Bebadee
Aphex Twin - Weathered Stone
ML - Heavy Artillery
Aphex Twin - Shiny Metal Rods
Obvious World - 108 Om's
Wreckage Inc. - Chase
Organic Audio - Non-Chemical Beets
Orb - The Roof Is On Fire
Orbital - Crash And Carry
SebastiAn - Kindercut
Prodigy - Music Reach
µ-ziq - µ-ziq Theme
Moby - Thousand
Depth Charge - Daughters of Darkness
Omni Trio - Renegade Snares (Foul Play VIP Mix)
PooPoo Varmint - Swopepusha
Mouse On Mars - Distroia
Ovuca - Stacey
Murkbox - The Forces of Ultimate Darkness and the Empire of Technology
Squarepusher - Dedicated Loop
Plastikman - Gak
Plaid - Anything
µ-ziq - 27
Good - Exhaust All Resources
Good - Turbocapitalism
Amon Tobin - Surge
Leb Laze - Static Radiates (Underwater Meditation)

EXTENDO-MODE, BITCHES!

Yep, I didn't time out the end of the era very well, so we'll be going long for the foreseeable future.

Dead Alewives - MacGregor's Kilts
Wax Audio - Tori/PJ/Bjork/Massive Attack Mashup
Moby - If Things Were Perfect
Propellerheads - Bigger
Cut Chemist - Spoon
Dels - Droogs
Leb Laze - Hushhhhhhhh Maing
InfinitiRock - NUH(peeler)
DJ Grazzhoppa - Limitless
Omni Trio - Haunted Kind
Prodigy - The Narcotic Suite (3 Kilos)
Boards of Canada - Rue the Whirl
David Starfire - Shimla (Ana Sia Punya Remix)
ML - Automotive Hydraulic
Daedelus - Slowercase D
Africa Hitech - Cyclic Sun
Nood - Clari.net
Obvious World - Knower Knowing
SebastiAn - Tough Games
SabastiAn - Ross Ross Ross
Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again (Eric Prydz Remix)
Byzar - Phylyx
Slugabed - Tomorrow Morning
Orbital - Tootled
Northern Lights - On the Edge
Venetian Snares - Milk (Knifeandchop mix)
Mouse On Mars - Bib
Plaid - Perplex
µ-ziq - Metal Thing #3
Murkbox - Consent to Govern
Squarepusher - Bonneville Occidental
Aphex Twin - Fuck
The Orb - Egnable
Aphex Twin - Logon Rock Witch
Good - Teetotalitarian
Ford & Lopatin - Scumsoft
Ford & Lopatin - Dead Jammer
Amon Tobin - Goto 10

TENTACULAR-SMAPDI, BITCHES!

This last decahedron of shows will not match faces. I guarantee it!

Head and Leg - (Put the Cow Into) The Machine
Coldcut - Onamission
Cut Chemist - DSP
Ryno - Farewell
Sebastian - Embody (DJ Premier 95 Break Remix)
Dels - Capsize ft. Joe Goddard and Roots Manuva
AFX - (Cat 00897-A1)
Twizzle - Black Elk Mountain
Africa Hitech - Future Moves
David Starfire - Load (Love and Light Remix)
Prodigy - Molotov Bitch
Unknown - Doritocore Take 1
U96 - Feel Like A Dum Dum
Anubian Lights - The Fire Breathes
Orbital - Shadows
Unknown - Spitting
Unknown - Tecknodrome
Daedelus - Penny Loafers ft. Inara George
Amon Tobin - Journeyman
Amon Tobin - Piece Of Paper
Boards of Canada - Olson
Unknown - Giles de Rais (2002)
Slugabed - My Sense Of Smell Comes And Goes
Unknown - We Multiply in Water
Ear Pwr - Geodes
Plaid - Booc
Aphex Twin - Phlange Phace
Squarepusher - Windscale 2
Dean Elliot - Lonesome Road (µ-ziq Remix)
Good - Enchanters Tale

ELEVENTY-NOTHING, BITCHES!

Quiet-time...nah.

Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis - Blooper
Head and Leg - Poke You in the Eye
Wax Audio - The Final Teen Spirit
Unknown - Jazz it at Home
Tm - Kiss (DJ Hive Remix)
Aphex Twin - Cow Cud Is A Twin
Marumari - Parson
Dels - Eating Clouds
Up, Bustle & Out - Track 12
2000 - Third Electric
Turntable Terranova - 29
Prodigy - Poison
Anubian Lights - Our Man In Baghdad
Tim "Love" Lee - Swear/Spank
Tusken Raiders - Beatnik #3
Orbital - Rekkit
Daft Punk - Solar Sailer (Remixed by Pretty Lights)
Tino/Meat Beat Manifesto - Basic Beat/Dynamite Fresh
Tipper - Twister (Dynamic Bass Mix)
AFX - Unreleased Tape Track 1
Chrissy Murderbot - Jiggle
Africa Hitech - Out In The Streets
Mindless Self Indulgence - Bitches (µ-ziq Remix)
Squarepusher & Aphex Twin - Freeman Hardy/Willis Acid
Daedelus - Sew, Darn, Mend
Slugabed - Moonbeam Rider

TWOODLE MOVING, BITCHES!

Are we rolling?

Unknown - Ignorant Tub of Shit
The Simpsons - Homer and The Internet
The Simpsons - Marijuana
Karsh Kale - Man on Fire
Coldcut - Eine Kleine Hedmusik
DJ Cam - Prelude To Cycle 6
Rob D - Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino mix)
Tao - Jinn
The Optimist - Pounding is the System
Alien - Sam the Ant Tamer
The Puppet - Rift in Reality
Orbital - Philosophy by Numbers
Daft Punk - End Of Line (Remixed by Photek)
Sabres of Paradise - Lick Wid Nit Wit
T Opperman - Bad Lenin, No Party!
Add N to (x) - Barry 7's Contraption
Chrissy Muderbot - The Vibe Is So Right (ft. MC Zulu)
Aphex Twin - Pac-Man (Mickey Finns Yum Mix)
Sons of a Loop Da Loop Era - Breaks the Unbreakable
Tayla & LTJ Bukem - Bang the Drum
Terror Times - Something Like This
Unknown - Chicken Rhythm
Squarepusher - Square Rave
Semebasta - Jajalied
Sleepy Rabbit - Your Vandal Hands
Shenanigans - French Butt
Sune Frack - Dar Small Magen
The Buddy System - Bar Graph Color Kit
Steve Reich - Proverb (Nobukazu Takemura remix)
Smglyssna - Mjukfryst Korall

BAKER'S DOZEN, BITCHES!

The thirteenth-to-last show, on the downslope. Let's make it lucky!

Unknown - Where's the Beef Outtakes
Unknown - Thundercats Bloopers
Johan Agebjorn - 8ths (Intro Edit)
3:33 - 333EP3
Richard Holland - 4 Final (Bali Glass)
Sub Dub - Oaxaca
Karsh Kale - Absence
Return To Savannah - Rootless
Metallica & The San Francisco Symphony Orchestra - Imperial March
Pressure of Speech - Emile
Daft Punk - The Son Of Flynn (Remixed By Moby)
Rhythm Masters - Heavy Soul
Rainbow Bridge - For Miles
2 Live - Redagain P
Ray Stevens - Chicken Mood
Mr. Pauer - Get Me High
Chrissy Muderbot - Bussin Down (ft. DJ Spinn)
Stepping Stone - Queen Mecca
Squarepusher - Full Rinse
Orbital - I Wish I Had Duck Feet
Bikini - ((())) / Diamond's Departure (Houses Remix)
Punk Rock Baby - Pretty Vacant
Dam Mantle - D2
Rechenzentrum - Camera Silens SFB115
Psychick Warriors of Gaia - Psoudoun
Aphex Twin - On (D-Scape Mix)
The Evolution Control Committee - Star Spangled Bologna

LAST MONEY-NIGHT, BITCHES!

If you were following along last wk, you know that this wk is WEFT's spring pledge drive, so head on over to our homey-page and drop some digital coin, yo?

This is the LAST TIME Poodles begs for money on these here 'waves, so lemme go out with a bang.

Various - Voiceover Screw-Ups
Daft Punk - Encom Part 2 (Remixed By Com Truise)
New London School of Electronics - The Frenchman
Phthalocyanine - Cassette (Lustmord Remix)
3:33 - 333N4
Golan Levin - Dialtones (A Telesymphony)
Jib Kidder - Suspension 3
Ponderance Dub Ensemble - Ponderance Mass
Chemical Brothers - Playground for a Wedgeless Firm
Tipsy - Tautara (Remix)
Mr. Pauer - Cucu Perucu
Salva - Blue (My Dry Wet Mess Remix)
Nortec Collective - Polaris
Fugazi - Sweet and Low
Presethead - Heartfelt
Kraak & Smaak - My Synths Are The Bomb
Paperboy 2000 - Smack
Nightmares on Wax - Mission Venice
Pliant - Forest Cake
Noah - Polar
Orbital - Quality Seconds
Squarepusher - Chinhippy
P.OFF - Society Suckers
Meat Puppets - Aurora Borealis
Mouse on Mars - Track 9
Psilodump - Atsades Krama
Nullsleep - Bump Ur Head
Okapi - Intro/Outro
Polygon Window - Bike Pump Meets Bucket
Dam Mantle - The March Of The Prince

PREEMPTIVE BEGGING, BITCHES!

Next wk we formally do the spring-hit-you-up-for-money-thing on-air. But digital giving is better, as it does not interfere with the flow.

Colonel Sanders - Kentucky Fried Bloopers
Second Sky - A Hundred Million Sounds
Michael Renkema - The Red Night
Mr. Scruff - Ug
3:33 - 333N5
Menazone - New York
Salva - Keys Open Doors (Machine Drum Remix)
Esquivel - Lazy Bones
Land of the Loops - Soapyhose
Monkey Mafia - Beats In The Hall
Mr. Moon - Are You the Dream
Mauseoleum - pHattaCheezePot ClubEdit
Matmos - Spondee
Daft Punk - The Son Of Flynn (Remixed By KI:Theory)
Bob Mould - Sunspots
Orbital - Forever
Montauk P - Turn The Page (wxm Uncouth Edit)
New York Style - Shut Up
Metatron - Put the Music On
Mix Race - Outa Hand
Minus 8 - Recently at the Opera
John Barry - Zapata
Nau-Zee-Aun - Testerosterphone
The Evolution Control Committee - Crap In The Cradle (Unused)
Lo-Bat - Twinkle
Dam Mantle - Two Women
Jib Kidder - Recognition
Aphex Twin - Nannou
Duchess Leo - Hindsight

8-5-6-8, BITCHES!

Just so's you know how many songs there are between screams. Fortunately, there's less than five total mins of screaming tonite.

Jim Gaffigan - Future Pope
UNKLE - Only the Lonely (dub)
Take One - Create and Control
Zimar - Energy
Second Sky - Dragon Fly
Infanticide, Inc. - Infancide
Kodo & DJ Krush - Ibuki Reconstruction
Kushti - Hello It's Wednesday
Esquivel - Begin the Beguine
Lord Runningclam - Wrinkly
Daft Punk - Derezzed (Remixed by The Glitch Mob)
Salva - Blue
Invisible Man - On It
Kakupacal - Messing With My Brain
Bernie Green - Saxophobia
Justin Robertson - Mad Dogs
John Tejada & Arian Leviste - Just Across the Street
AFX - Cilonen
Dam Mantle - Theatre
LDX400 - Shop Now Riot Later
Kid 606 vs The Locust - Unknown
John Barry - The Magnificent Seven
Cancha Via Circuito - Prima
The Evolution Control Committee - Potent 2005 (2005 Top Ten) (Unused)
3:33 - 333EP2
Aphex Twin - Pancake Lizard
Jib Kidder - Epiphany 1
Alternator - Node
Errors - The Erskine Bridge
Duchess Leo - The Sky Entering Alabama

OFFICIALLY-CERTIFIED POODLES, BITCHES!

Yeah, there's more smarts now than evar behind tha show!

Jim Gaffigan - Food Fast
Meat Beat Manifesto - Radio Mellotron
The Evolution Control Committee - The Government Is Bankrupt (Unused)
Primal Scream - Blood Money
Dove and Mr. Moon - Quay-czar
Loop Guru - After Dark With The Reef Tones
Silo Romano - Our Mr. Sun
Salva - Weeeird Science
Dam Mantle - Rebong
Antonionian - My Mind's I
Esquivel - Anna (El Negro Zumbon)
Howie B - Switch (Depth Charge Mix)
Headsex - Retail Price
Fuzz Townshend - Smash It
Hard Knox - Fire Like Dis
IHB - Gara di Nervi
Futurythm - Butoh
Bernie Green - National Emblem March
Duchess Leo - Your Sweet Love
3:33 - 333EP1
Unknown - Il Y Un Cauchemard Dans Mon Placard
Himadri - Trace
4 Hero - We Who Are Not As Others (Jazzanova Mix)
Alien - Slowfader
John Barry - Iron Horse
Gamers in Exile - I'm a Decent Man
I, Cactus - Bamboo Cactus
Aphex Twin - Milkman
Aphex Twin - Laughable Butane Bob
Jib Kidder - Reflection
The Evolution Control Committee - Sound Poem 3 (Unused)
Aidan Baker - Substantiated

BETTER THAN AN F+, BITCHES!

My sincere apologies for last week's clusterfuck circus. Too many cooks; won't happen again.

Jim Gaffigan - Eat Like an American
The Evolution Control Committee - Telly's Things (Incomplete)
The Evolution Control Committee - Media Trust
Chessie - Daylight
El Lasso - The Gravy Train
Elixir - Month of Osiris
Eclectic Method - AhinraKain
Fun Da Mental - New World Order
Dub Narcotic Sound System - The Beat from 20,000 Fathoms
Salva - Icey
Aphex Twin - Popcorn
Explosion Robinson - Glass Packs
Environmental Science - The Day The Zak Stood Still Pt. 2
aa - Squeekers
English Muffin - Blood Of An English Muffin
The Pop Group - 3.38
Autechre - Eutow
Aphex Twin - Isopropanol
Ed Rush & Nico - Mothership
Dog Eat Dog ft. Rza - Step Right In
DJ Food - Scratch Yer Head (Squarepusher Mix)
Klaus Flouride - Gangbusters
3:33 - 333N3
Fat Ra - I Need Some Blood Tonight
Dam Mantle - A Statue That Is Perpetually Unveiled
Encephaloid Disturbance - Beyond The Cortex Limit
The Fun Years - Cornelia Amygdaloid

BLOOMIN' FOOSBALL, BITCHES!

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UNFUNDED MUNGS, BITCHES!

You should probably check this out. If this actually goes down (unlikely, but not impossible) it could mean the end of WEFT.

Seriousness mode off.

Patton Oswalt - Alternate Earth
Computer Magic - Electric Fences
The Evolution Control Committee - Hillbilly Beatboxing
The Evolution Control Committee - Feel Like Breakin' Love
Meat Beat Manifesto - Love Mad
Cansada - The Verbrilli Sound
Blueboy - Remember Me
Buckethead - Coma 8
Bango E.P. - Ritual Beating System
Salva - Baroque
Orbital - Doctor?
Robert Miles - Antimony (Max Pollyul Hypnotica Remix)
Aphex Twin - Dodeccaheedron
Unknown - Speak For Me
Dysphemic - Kamikaze
Unknown - Brkkissimo1online
Buffalo Daughter - Dr. Moog
Aphex Twin - Girl/Boy (18£ Snare Rush Remix)
Bisk - Circular Sound
Frodus - Bousel Room
Igor Boxx - Downfall
Bonjour Monsieur Basie - Ambient Jazz Suite No. 2
Win Win - Ghosts/Delerium
Blectum From Blechdom - Rockamallard
Svarte Greiner - Halves
Blue Jam - Porn
Orbital - Input Out

STIP, STEP, STAP, BITCHES!

Shamelessly borrowing from Leo Marks, yo!

Patton Oswalt - The Dukes Of Hazzard
Alabama 3 - Ain't Goin' to Goa (Long Version)
We Are Enfant Terrible - A Song To You
Lords of Acid - Who Do You Think You Are?
The Evolution Control Committee - California Dreamings
Igor Boxx - Nightwatch
Luke Vibert - Plug in the Headphones
Meat Beat Manifesto - I Control (Audio Collage #2)
The Bell - Interlude
Aphex Twin - Digeridoo
Banco de Gaia - Kincajou
Astral Matrix - 2012
Alan Braxe & Fred Falke - Love Lost
Camper Van Beethoven - Waka
Mick Harris & Eraldo Bernocci - Nervous?
Orbital - I Don't Know You People
Axiomatic - Atoms
The Evolution Control Committee - Freaky People
Aphex Twin - Custodian Discount
Buckethead - Coma 10
Boards of Canada - The Beach At Redpoint
Salva - Issey Miyake
Appaloosa - T.P.K.
Shem - Only Human
Shigeto - So So Lovely (Mogi Grumbles So So Grumbly Remix)
Win Win - Glen Beck
Baader Meinhof - GSG/29
Arpanet - The Analyst
Goldmund - Motion

SPORK WAFFLE, BITCHES!

Like Redi-whip, without the redi.

Patton Oswalt - You Are Allowed 20 Birthday Parties
The Evolution Control Committee - Listener License Agreement Reminder
Alien Soap Opera - Artificial Dreams
Innamorati - Clownie
Ancient Astronauts - Rocket Science
030 - Midnight in Europe
Out of Worship - Incubate a Sausage
Orbital - Dr. Who Theme
Meat Beat Manifesto - Fire #9
MC Zulu - Carnival Madness
Lords of Acid - Rough Sex (Whip Mix)
Annihilator - Into The Wild Side
Best of Moog - Unknown
Alex Martin - The Whale (White Mix)
Aphex Twin - Canticle Drawl
Squarepusher - Beep Street
Aphex Twin - Bucephalus Bouncing Ball
Luke Vibert - I Hear The Drummer
Shigeto - Look At All The Smiling Faces (Take Remix)
Perrey & Kingsley - Countdown at 6
Mick Harris & Eraldo Bernocchi - Kip
Salva - Keys Open Doors
Boards of Canada - Turquoise Hexagon Sun
Igor Boxx - Last Party in Breslau
The Evolution Control Committee - Machine Love
Win Win - Cada Buen Dia
Michael Renkema - Some Madness 12
Seefeel - Sway

UNLIKE THE LIKE, BITCHES!

Just go ahead and kill me now.

Patton Oswalt - The Miracle Of Childbirth
Toro Y Moi - Intro/Chi Chi
Carlos Go Go Gomez - Fearless Interdimensional Travel
Win Win - Releaserpm (Featuring Lizzie Bougatsos)
The Kickdrums - We Can't Go Home Anymore My Love
The Evolution Control Committee - Stairway To Britney
The Bell - Indi Dub
Ancient Astronauts - Worldwide
East Flatbush Project - Tried By 12 (Squarepusher Mix)
MC Zulu - Crowd Control
The Evolution Control Committee - Don't Let The Devil Blow Your Mind
Lords of Acid - I Sit On Acid (Satan On The 'Cibes Mix)
Meat Beat Manifesto - Cancer
Luke Vibert - Funky Acid Stuff
Red Elvises - Ukrainian Dance #13
Meatsock - Snowplowed Takeover
Mesu Kasumai - Global Now
Fleck & Fish Finger - Rude Profile
Tremor - Aguijon
Orbital - Halcyon (Live)
Boards of Canada - Telephasic Workshop
Hugo Montenegro - Moog Power
Aphex Twin - Acrid Avid Jam Shred
Aphex Twin - At the Heart of It All
Shigeto - And We Gonna (Samiyam Chopsticks Remix)
Salva - Beached
Igor Boxx - Execution 9
Seefeel - Airless

TRAIPSE THE VARIABLE, BITCHES!

Kind of windey!

Patton Oswalt - My Christmas Memory
Rachel Goodrich - Na Na Na
Carlos Go Go Gomez - Saraeye
Le Tigre - Get Off The Internet
The Evolution Control Committee - Pertaining To The Beat
The Evolution Control Committee - The Shakes
Mephisto Odyssey - I'm The Man
Robert Miles - The Wolf
Lords of Acid - Crablouse (Super Scratcher With A Golden Shower Rainbow Mix)
Fatboy Slim - Payback (The Final Mixdown)
Ancient Astronauts - Anti Pop Song
Meat Beat Manifesto - Prime Audio Soup
Mesu Kasumai - Algezebra
Mannequin Lung - 50 White Envelopes
Meatsock - Hollah
Out of Worship - Ask Death
Kumo - Kick Your Ass
Alexisk - Undertow in G#
Luke Vibert - Am I Still Dreaming
Mick Harris & Eraldo Bernocchi - Floater
Boards of Canada - Hi Scores
Unknown - Unknown (Best of Moog)
Orbital - Adnan's
Shigeto - Relentless Drag (Mike Slott Remix)
El Remolón - Cumbia Bichera (Tremor Mix)
Aphex Twin ft. Photek & Autechre - Kicking Mr. Bubbles
Aphex Twin - 73-Yips
Igor Boxx - Street Fighting
Seefeel - Gazug

MAS DE HALFSIES, BITCHES!

Whee, a show of which the majority is culled from the EYE-LEVEL YELLOW-TAPE NU MUSIC RPM SHELF ACTION, funtcases! Fun for DJ P.

Patton Oswalt - Tivo!
The Evolution Control Committee - Listener License Agreement
The Evolution Control Committee - What Would You Think If I Sang AutoTune
Homeless Balloon - Rwanda
Bag Raiders - Snake Charmers
Carlos Go Go Gomez - Sanctuary Of The Pink Diamond
Lucky People Center - So We Are The Dancing Apes
Kabalas - Wal-Mart Polka
Ancient Astronauts - Bass And Time
Ancient Astronauts - Still A Soldier
Luke Vibert - Slipped Disc
Meat Beat Manifesto - I Am Electro
Wildchild - Renegade Master (Fatboy Slim Old Skool Remix)
Lords of Acid - Out Comes the Evil
Robert Miles - Voices From A Submerged Sea
Intima - Fatbot es Lim (Tremor Mix)
Engine-Earz Experiment - Kaliyuga
Lowfish - Glued Smile
Jake Mandell - Botanical Seppuku
Kumo - Armed Response
Dick Hyman - Give It Up or Turn It Loose
Aphex Twin - Windowlicker
Seefeel - Step Up
Cut Copy - Strange Nostalgia For The Future
Igor Boxx - In Flames
Boards of Canada - Everything you do is a Balloon
Shigeto - Sacrificial (Om Unit Remix)
Amon Tobin - Foley Versions (Kronos Quartet Interpretation)

PREEMPTIVE SLIDEY, BITCHES!

Meaning that I had to box this one up long before I played it (yay "vacations"). We'll witness the mix together, yo?

Patton Oswalt - Toronto Open Mike
Homeless Balloon - The Carpenter
Jane's Addiction - So What (Downtempo Remix by Mephisto Odyssey)
Carlos Go Go Gomez - Law Of Attraction
Loop Guru - La Boheme
Thievery Corporation - The Cosmic Game
Igor Boxx - Russian Percussion
Robert Miles - Antimony
Luke Vibert - Get Your Head Down
Meat Beat Manifesto - I Am Organic
Fatboy Slim - The Sound of Milwaukee
Aphex Twin - R2D2
Tremelo Audio - Nylon 2 (Trifasico Mix)
Lucky People Center - Liquid Fire
Fussible (Nortec Collective) - The Clap (Tremor Mix)
Kid Spatula - New School Bikes
Autechre - Vletrmx (Plaid Mix)
Kumo - Am I? (That I Am)
Robert Miles - Orchid Miracle
Boards of Canada - Olson
Lords of Acid - Let's Get High (Rob Swift's Reach Out and Touch the Sky Mix f. Gud Tyme)
Amon Tobin - Bloodstone (King Cannibel Clockwork Wolfen Remix)
Cylob & Squarepusher - Divided Loyalties
Lowfish - Subversive Rats
Jake Mandell - Nihon Sanzen
Seefeel - O-One One

ICY BEATS, BITCHES!

Makin' a go, yo!

Patton Oswalt - A Brief History of Shitty Comedy
Lords of Acid - Am I Sexy? (Remixed by KMFDM)
Seven Octaves - Out Of The Bluez
Hive - Fallout
Harlan - Untitled 4
Boards of Canada - Dawn Chorus
Daft Punk - Disc Wars
Igor Boxx - Breslau
Igor Boxx - Alarm
Tommy Guerrero - Falling Awake
Four Tet - Everything is Alright
Homeless Balloon - Daughters Of Allah
Loop Guru - Catalyst
Farid ft. Sarah Vertino - Balearic Express (Agfa Dub Remix)
Fatboy Slim - You're Not From Brighton
Thievery Corporation - The Supreme Illusion
Eon - Basket Case (White Coat Mix)
Kenny Larkin - Wires
Keoki - Me (Wizard of Oh's Hardhop Remix)
Lucky People Center - Rodney King
Eskamon - Fine Objects
Tom Waits - Carnival Bob's Confession
Aphex Twin - IZ-US
Lowfish - FatBlex
Jake Mandell - gamTeV
Cylob - Cut The Midrange, Drop The Bass (demo)
Kid Spatula - Hard Love
Kumo - 7 Buckets
Autechre - Characi (Jim O Rourke Mix)

HUMPIN' THE SACK, BITCHES!

I've figured out that doing electronica-mixing is kinda like sex: start slow, kink it up just so, end hard, and have a cigarette when you're done.

Patton Oswalt - The Poetry of Pornography
Seven Octaves - Hot Potato
Hive - (All Over) The Prelude
Funkstorung - Sounds Like A Broken 303
DJ Vadim - The Terrorist (Gaslamp Computer Killer Remix)
Keoki - Madness
Boards of Canada - Sixtyten
Tommy Guerrero - Lost Unfound
Thomas Blondet - Havana 2am (Omegaman Remix)
Kenny Larkin - Tedra
Fatboy Slim - Next To Nothing
Future Sound of London - Expander (Remix)
Juno Reactor - Luna-Tic
Thievery Corporation - A Gentle Dissolve
Jhno - Pillage
Future Loop Foundation - Discovery
Hardtac - Punch
IQU - Yopparai
Funki Porcini - Carwreck (Wagon Christ Mix)
Tom Waits - Carnival
Daft Punk - Rectifier
Harlan - Untitled 2
Autechre - Autumn Acid (Aphex Twin Mix)
Jake Mandell - Extepolate
Cylob - Smash Up the Pram
Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy (Mummy Mix)
Hype Williams - Untitled

DJ P IN THA HAUS, BITCHES!

Full-on into terminal mode, yo. I even slipped in some requests.

Patton Oswalt - 80's Metal
Hype Williams - Rescue Dawn 3
Ryno - Gz Up Hos Down
Four Tet - Parks
Future Sound of London - We Have Explosive Pt. 3
Boards of Canada - Rue the Whirl
Funki Porcini - Circle Line
Tommy Guerrero - Thin Brown Layer
Headrillaz - Get Yourself Organized
Philip Steir ft. Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride
IQU - Teenage Dream (Looper Mix)
God Within - Conjure Bass (While The Double Agents Lurk)
Farid ft. Sarah Vertino - Balearic Express (Second Sky Remix)
Eon - Spice (Hi Power)
Thievery Corporation - Holographic Universe
Autechre - Lanx 3
Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy
Funkstorung - Tank
Hardtac - Ease On By
Hive - Ultrasonic Sound
Tom Waits - Good Old World (Gypsy Instrumental)
Future Loop Foundation - Carla's Dream
Amon Tobin - Eight Sum
Cylob - Jeepin'
Daft Punk - Fall
Clint Mansell and Kronos Quartet - Meltdown
Harlan - Untitled 1

REVERSE-PSYCHOLOGY, BITCHES!

Normally, I plan the show with a vertical horizon in mind. Given the new direction of the show, though, I'm changing shit up, planning the show without a vertical horizon but executing it with one! The best documentation of creative inebriation yet, funtcases...enjoy it while it lasts.

Patton Oswalt - Liquor Ads
Hype Williams - Untitled
Ryno - Playaz Club
Apeonaut - Theme From Ming
Fatboy Slim - Gangster Tripping
Depthcharge - Dead By Dawn
Eon - Electromagnetic Waves
Funki Porcini - Wicked, Cruel, Nasty and Bad
Tommy Guerrero - Thank You MK
Four Tet - Calamine
Boy Is Fiction - Oh! Toronto
Clint Mansell & Kronos Quartet - Winter: Fear
Quincy & Xen Cuts Allstars - I Hear the Drummer (Tunng Edit)
Boards of Canada - Roygbiv
Dalot - Xx
Autechre - Nil
Bill Laswell - Dust to Dust
Björk - All Is Full Of Love (2nd Funkstörung Remix)
Daft Punk - Nocturne
Daft Punk - End of Line
Hive - Weapons of Mass Destruction
DJ Vadimx - The Terrorist (MIR Crew Remix)
DJ Phantasy - 44 Mag
DJ Hype w/GQ - Roll Da Beats
Aphex Twin - 54 Cymru Beats
Bogdan Raczynski - Untitled
Cylob - Hip Replacement
Anthony Manning - Elastic Variation