NEW YEAR, FINAL PHASE, BITCHES!

Appropriate for the last of '10...the last of the punk fucking rock. Onto the concluding episodes, where supa-DJ Poodles hopes to blow yr roofies off, funtcases!

Patton Oswalt - The Winning Team
Tool - Schism
Nomeansno - Two Lips, Two Lungs and one Tongue
Wrecks - Punk Is An Attitude
Hype Williams - Untitled (Andrea Lopez)
DJ Krush - Only The Strong Survive (with C.L. Smooth)
Bonobo & Speech Debelle - Sun Will Rise
Basement Jaxx - U Can't Stop Me
The Beastie Boys - Ricky's Theme
Anthony Manning - Concision Track 16
Eddie "Flashin'" Fowlkes - Unknown
Dreams Without Number - Shiftulate
Apeonaut - The National Anthem Of Space
Depthcharge - Shaolin Buddha
Cornelius - Atomic Moog 2000
Ben Lukas Boysen - And By Sweet I Mean
Dorian Concept - Thank You All The Time Forever
Autechre - Dael
The Black Dog - Frisbee Ship
Boards of Canada - Chinook
AFX - Isopropophlex
Daft Punk - Adagio for TRON
Architect - Blood Tracer
Mouse On Mars - Maus Mobil
Daft Punk - The Game Has Changed
Clint Mansell/Kronos Quartet - The Beginning of the End
Bill Laswell - Scanner (Low Membrane Mix)
Bogdan Raczynski - Hm

SPURS ON MY JINGLE-JANGLE-JINGLE, BITCHES!

It's all supposed to be meaningless, no?

Patton Oswalt - The Apocalypse
Tool - The Patient
Victim's Family - Worthy Adversary
Unseen - Facesheadofearthgod
Nomeansno - Theresa, Give Me That Knife (live)
Daft Punk - Rinzler
Bruce Lenkei - Three O'Clock Mother
Apeonaut - Obey
Pale Sketcher - Secret Knots
The Beastie Boys - Groove Holmes
Cornelius - Mic Check
Dragonfly - Angel Dust
Chemical Brothers - Prescription Beats
AFX - Entrance To Exit
Basement Jaxx - Yo-Yo
Clint Mansell - We Got the Gun
Daft Punk - Armory
Sub Swara - The Ripple
Anthony Manning - Concision Track 11
Boards of Canada - Aquarius
The Black Dog - Xeper
Cirrus - October 27
Bersarin Quartett - The Deep And Lovely Quiet
Autechre - Clipper
Dorian Concept - My Face Needs Food
Cylob - Down By Law
Bodgan Raczynski - Bleh
Bill Laswell - Nico (No U-Turn) (Oscillations Remix)
Amon Tobin - Lost & Found

LIKE TO FROZE MY BALLS OFF, BITCHES!

Winter warmth in the form of electronica. I'll never mix tequila into the show again.

Patton Oswalt - America the Retarded Trust-Fund Kid
Jello Biafra and Mojo Nixon - Love Me, I'm a Liberal
Tool - Ticks & Leeches
Victim's Family - Fridge
The Death Set - Yo David Chase! You P.O.V Shot Me In The Head (OG Version)
Nomeansno - The Night Nothing Became Everything
Therapy? - Teethgrinder
Union 13 - Never Connected
Dead Kennedys - Forest Fire
The Beastie Boys - Sabrosa
Daft Punk - Recognizer
King Cannibal - We Are Ninja, Now Cue The Fireworks
Anthony Manning - Concision Track 07
Bentley Rhythm Ace - Favourite Final Geisha Show
Apeonaut Human - Beatbox/Robot Beatbox
Chemical Brothers - Buzz Tracks
Bruce Lenkei - Pour The Evening
Brain Garden - Into the Cloud Forest
Boards Of Canada - 1969
Brian Eno - Emerald And Stone
Sub Swara ft. Shamik - Schemes
Dark Sky - Leave
Basement Jaxx - Same Old Show
Arling & Cameron - How About (Remix)
Clint Mansell - 2 Pi R Squared
Bogdan Raczynski - Aho Bouk
Daft Punk - Overture
Black Dog Productions - Olivine
Autechre - C/Pach
Bill Laswell - Bisk (Oscillations remix)
Byzar - Ryvyrve
Polygon Window - Quoth (Wooden Thump Mix)
AFX - .55278037732581

COOKING WITH GAS AGAIN, BITCHES!

The cooking kind, that is. But different from the last time, which was long ago....

Patton Oswalt - How We Won the War
Exray's - Puzzle Pictures
Victim's Family - Automated
Tool - The Grudge
The Clash - White Riot
Warlock Pinchers - Don't Play This Song on the Radio
Nomeansno - The Dance of the Headless Bourgeoisie
Tommy Guerrero - Terra Unfirma
The Vandals - So Long, Farewell
The Unseen - So This is Freedom?
Youth Brigade - Modest Proposal
Misfits - Devilock
Dead Kennedys - Well Paid Scientist
Arling & Cameron - Hashish the Drug-Sniffing Canine
Apeonaut - Government Cheese
Danny Breaks - Baron Zen Theme
Add N to (X) - Revenge of the Black Regent
The Beastie Boys - Transitions
Anthony Manning - Concision Track 08
Anthony Manning - Concision Track 05
Shigeto - Children At Midnight
Sub Swara - Bird of Paradise
Alien - Frankie The Prankster
Prdctv - Metropolis (Dan Le Sac Remix)
Bentley Rhythm Ace - Duckweb
Kraak & Smaak - Dynamite (Kraak & Smaak's Boogie Funk Version)
Brian Eno - Calcium Needles
Basement Jaxx - Jump N' Shout
4 Hero - Cooking Up Yah Brain
AFX - .000890569
Cornelius - Magoo Opening
Dorian Concept - Toe Games Made Her Giggle
Autechre - Bronchus 2

WINTERTIME CHANGE-UP, BITCHES!

With this show, we begin the final transition into the last of the Poodles fodder. Having been the resident RPM-head here for four or so years, it should come as no surprise what the next months-long sonic sojurn will be. Drop 'em if you got 'em, functcases!

Patton Oswalt - A Man Shaves His Balls
Nomeansno - One Fine Day
The Clash - The Guns of Brixton
Suicidal Tendencies - Send Me Your Money
Tool - Bottom (with Henry Rollins)
Rage Against the Machine - Voice of the Voiceless
Warlock Pinchers - Confrontation Yeah! Yeah!
Sounds From The Ground - The Lenox
Victim's Family - Anti-Satan Song for Mom
Misfits - Die, Die My Darling
Dead Kennedys - The Man With The Dogs
Turbobegro - Suburban Antichrist
Youth Brigade - Sad But True
We Must Dismantle All This! - Daggers
The Roots - !!!!!!
The Vandals - Live Fast Diaharrea
Add N to (X) - Plug Me In
A1 People - Badass
Apeonaut - Defender
R.E.M. - Emphysema
Aphex Twin - Beetles
Anthony Manning - Concision Track 01
Anthony Manning - Concision Track 02
Shigeto - Ann Arbor Part 2
Thunderball - 12 Mile High
The Phenomenal Hand Clap Band - The Journey To Serra Da Estrala (Fujiya & Miyagi Remix)
The Bug - Tune In (Version)
Brian Eno - Lesser Heaven
Alien - Everything I Never Said
King Cannibal - King Of The Jungalism
Sub Swara - Vagabond Knowledge
4 Hero - Terraforming
Brian Eno - Dust Shuffle
Beck/AFX - Richard's Hairpiece
aa - In The Hall of the Mountain King
Aphex Twin - Children Talking

37 FOR 39 NITE, BITCHES!

That's tracks and the overall percentage of new shit up in the haus tonight. Vertical horizon should now be nominal again (last week...whew!).

George Carlin - Things to Watch Out For
The Clash - Rudie Can't Fail
Tool - Opiate
System of a Down - Prison System
Refused - The Shape of Punk to Come
Rage Against the Machine - Township Rebellion
Warlock Pinchers - Bloody Revolution
Sounds From The Ground - This Land
Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized
The Explosion - No Revolution
Ray Gradys - Folsom Prison Blues
The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious
NOFX - The Irrationality of Rationality
SNFU - Spaceghost, the Twins & Blip
Nomeansno - I'm An Asshole
Misfits - Witch Hunt
Turbonegro - Deathtime
Teengenerate - Bloody Belgian
Dead Kennedys - Terminal Preppie
Jaswho? - Captured
Propaghandi - The Only Good Fascist is a Very Dead Fascist
Space Streakings - Youngman II
We Must Dismantle All This! - Humanism is Terror
Suffocation - Suspended in Tribulation
Lyrics Born - Pills 'Lude
The Phenomenal Hand Clap Band - 15 to 20 (80Kidz Remix)
Sub Swara ft. Hired Gun, Sunder, & The Genie - October
King Cannibal - We Keep It Straight Bombing
Zomby - The Forest
Brian Eno - Small Craft On A Milk Sea
Bruce Haack - Program Me
Shigeto - So So Lovely
Gold Panda - You.
Botany - Bennefactress
Botany - Agave
Thunderball - Enter the Brahmin
Brian Eno - 2 Forms Of Anger

NOW WITH AT LEAST 50% MORE PAIN, BITCHES!

Your spine is an important thing. Sitting in an office, like I do, doesn't complement the occasional need to climb antenna fences. I should be laid up with a heating pad, but no, I'm giving you 41% new juice. Thank you, codeine!

George Carlin - Religion
Tool - Lateralus
Rage Against The Machine - Testify
Refused - The New Noise
System of a Down - Chic N Stu
Primus - The Thing That Should Not Be
Sounds From The Ground - Midnight Crossing
Neurosis - Saturday Night Holocaust
Suicidal Tendencies - I Saw Your Mommy
Nomeansno - Everyday I Start to Ooze
Misfits - Where Eagles Dare
The 4-Skins - One Law For Them
Suicide Machines - Islands
Dead Kennedys - Trust Your Mechanic
Mr. Scruff - So Long
Slapshot - Old Tyme Hardcore
Propaghandi - Rio De San Atlanta, Manitoba
We Must Dismantle All This! - Happiness is a Cinder Block Face Plant
Space Streakings - FOJK
Suffocation - Pierced From Within
Lyrics Born - Block Bots (feat. Trackademicks & Clyde Carson)
Sub Swara ft. Lyrics Born - Fire it Up
Dels - Trumpalump (Gwilym Gold's 'Way Below Hell' remix)
Brian Eno - Complex Heaven
King Cannibal - The Lesson
Gold Panda - After We Talked
Pitch Black - Harmonia (Subset remix)
Bruce Haack - Noon Day Sun
Shigeto - Ann Arbor Part 1
Rustie - Chew
Dorian Concept - Her Tears Taste Like Pears
Brian Eno - Horse

THIRD-TO-LAST BEG NITE, BITCHES!

With luck, I'll only be here for one more pledge drive. "The sun'll come out, tomorrow, bet yer bottom dollar that tomorrow, there'll be sun...."

George Carlin - Businessmen
Head and Leg - The Hits Keep Comin'
Neurosis - Burning Flesh In The Year Of Pig
Tool - Jerk-Off (live)
Primus - Mrs. Blaileen
R.E.M. - New Orleans Instrumental #2
Fugazi - Returning the Screw
Sex Pistols - God Save The Queen
Misfits - We Are 138
Propaghandi - Laplante Song (live)
Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio
SNFU - Gaggle Of Friends
Waste Basket - Skateboard
The Beastie Boys - Shambala
Nomeansno - I Think You Know
Dead Kennedys - Straight A's
Slapshot - Get It Away
We Must Dismantle All This! - Wipe the Blood
Amerie - 1 Thing
Method Of Destruction - Do Or Die
Dels - Trumpalump (Joe Goddard remix ft. Ghostpoet)
Ryno - Dancin111
Kabanjak - Rhythm
Lyrics Born - Oh Baby!
Tiger Mendoza - Hope Sick (dub mix)
Sounds From The Ground - Delphine
Tommy Guerrero - Organism
Sub Swara - In Ether
Offshore - Round And Round
Refused - Refused Are Fucking Dead (remix)
Brian Eno - Emerald And Lime
Bruce Haack - Epilogue
Bassnectar - Fun With Synthesizers
Audio Bullys - Drums (On With The Story)
Gold Panda - I'm With You But I'm Lonely
Rustie - Dragonfly
Brian Eno - Flint March

HERKY-JERKY BEG NITE, BITCHES!

Oodles of thanks to those of you who preemptively donated to keep this jalopy we call WEFT on the air. Now the rest of ya need to step up! Shit, I'm forking out, too!

Did I mention we offer t-shirts for the megafat?

George Carlin - Advertising Lullabye
Full Metal Jacket - Gunnery St. Hartman Introduction
The Clash - Car Jamming
The Ex - Frenzy
Tool - Intolerance
Mr. Scruff - Chipmunk
Rage Against The Machine - Bullet In The Head
Primus - Too Many Puppies
Fugazi - Rend It
Sex Pistols - Anarchy In The U.K.
R.E.M. - Mandolin Strum
System of a Down - Boom!
Refused - Life Support Addiction
The Bouncing Souls - These Are The Quotes From Our Favorite 80's Movies
Misfits - Skulls
Ten Foot Pole - Final Hours
SNFU - The Kwellada Kid
Michael William Gilbert - Nick's Sleeping Dream (Interlude)
Propaghandi - A Public Dis-Service Announcement from Shell
Victim's Family - Nirvana
Suicidal Tendencies - Freedumb
Nomeansno - Tired of Waiting
The Vandals - Anarchy Burger
Neurosis - Progress
Teengenerate - Drive
Ryno - Onhitpiece2
Screeching Weasel - Life Sucks
Dead Kennedys - Religious Vomit
Slapshot - Lip Service
We Must Dismantle All This! - Who Edited My Anal Part!?
Scavenger - Sinister Tongues
Lyrics Born - I've Lost Myself (ft. Joyo Velarde)
Dizzy Rascal - I Luv U
Kabanjak - Rubocon
Bruce Haack - Electric To Me Turn
Kabanjak - The Man Who Spoke Flames
Gold Panda - Marriage
Offshore - UTG
Bassnectar - Encore
Flying Lotus - Physics For Everyone!

PREEMPTIVELY DONATE MONEY, BITCHES!

Next week we'll be starting our fall pledge drive. That means more voice breaks of us scream-begging for money to keep WEFT on the air. It's important, yo.....

George Carlin - Airport Security
The Raveonettes - I Wanna Be Adored
Tool - H.
Primus - Tommy the Cat
Rage Against The Machine - Freedom
Michael William Gilbert - Sometimes I See The Sky
Refused - Liberation Frequency
Dead Kennedys - I Am the Owl
Fugazi - Instrument
Pennywise - Society
Misfits - She
Neurosis - Nonsense
We Must Dismantle All This! - Collapse
Ryno - Onhit
Roberta Sparrow - Poison the Air We Breathe
Screeching Weasel - Asshole
Nomeansno - Oh No Bruno
Propaghandi - Middle Finger Response
Antipop Consortium - Volcano (Four Tet Remix)
Q-Tip - Let's Ride
Spoek Mathambo - Out The Box
Kabanjak - Evaflow
Kabanjak - High Priest
Underworld - Moon In Water
Gold Panda - Same Dream China
Jupe Jupe - Um, Rude
Offshore - Aneurysm
Flying Lotus - Camera Day
Eskmo - Gold & Stone
Bassnectar - Falling ft. Paper Machete
Shobaleader One - Maximum Planck

FINALLY UNDER FORTY, BITCHES!

After months of busting ass, I get a break as there's only a scant three dozen tracks in the hopper tonite, and 47% of it is new music, bitches! And hopefully we won't be flying blind like last week (fuckin' tropospheric ducting)!

George Carlin - You're Lost
N.A.S.A. - Chase The Devil
Le Concorde - New Day
Dead Kennedys - Pull My Strings
Mojo Nixon - Burn Down the Malls
ROHT - Broadcast
Neurosis - Belief
Refused - I Am Not Me
Michael William Gilbert - Rooftop Meditation
The Minutemen - The Big Lounge Scene
SNFU - Strangely Strange
Victim's Family - Mousetrap
Propaghandi - The State Lottery
Nomeansno - No Fucking
Fugazi - Great Cop
Misfits - Mommy Can I Go Out and Kill Tonight?
Motorhead - Overkill
Outcast to Society - Outcast to Society
We Must Dismantle All This! - Forced to Ruin
The End - Dear Martyr
Ryno - My Song 101
Snuff - Hellbound
Bang On! - Hands High
Bassnectar - Wildstyle Method ft. 40 Love
Spoek Mathambo - Gunboat
Bab Lee - Sous Les Cocotiers
Dalot - Time To Be (Out Of Time)
Jupe Jupe - Invaders
Shobaleader One - Laser Rock
Kabanjak - Lullaby Of Leaves
Kabanjak - Blind Lights
Underworld - Hamburg Hotel
Cougar - $64K Rainbow
Eskmo - We Have Invisible Friends (Washed Mix)
Flying Lotus - Jurassic Notion/M Theory
Tool - Faaip De Oiad

33.3 INFINITY PERCENT, BITCHES!

That's the new-music quotient for this evening. Ryno is back in the house! Word is, there is an album underway. Look for a cameo!

George Carlin - Yeast Infection
The Duke Spirits - If The Kids Are United
Tool - Die Eir Von Satan
Nomeansno - Living Is Free
Butthole Surfers - Lady Sniff
Fugazi - 23 Beats Off
Sham 69 - Tell Us the Truth
ROHT - Suburban
Butch Cassidy Soundsystem - The Putney
Primus - Pudding Time
Refused - Voodoo People
XhikeX - Soft Drink Song
Suzi Trash - Track 5
Snuff - Den Den
Robots Counterfeiting Money - Africa
Pariah - Learning Process
Misfits - In The Doorway
Pailhead - I Will Refuse
Facepuncher - Babydoll
Axel Krygier - Cumbietón Rutero
Dead Kennedys - MTV Get Off The Air
Rebel Truth - All I Know
Death Piggy - Nympho
Stand Off - Inner Strength
Minor Threat - Small Man, Big Mouth
Separation - Is It Over?
Pantera - Fucking Hostile
Straight Faced - Greed Motivates
We Must Dismantle All This! - Kill the Cure
Spazz - Precision Fastening
Orchid - The Action Index
Ryno - Raw Beat
Dalot - Infinite Window
Bassnectar - Hot Right Now (Bassnectar Remix)
The Bug - Skeng (Autechre Remix)
Puto Prata - Zuata Zuata
Deadmau5 - Full Bloom
The Long Lost - Woebegone (Flying Lotus' Like Woe Remix)
Spoek Mathambo - March For Union Buildings
Salem - Frost
Eskmo - The Melody
Flying Lotus - Time Vampires

$5 CUNNILINGUS, BITCHES!

That's just for Indy of East of Zero, who should read this....actually, I've dedicated a coupla tracks to him tonight as well (you can guess which one).

Medium pizza or a rocking orgasm? Tough choice, mang....

George Carlin - Little Things We Share
Butthole Surfers - Hurdy Gurdy Man
The Hundred In The Hands - Last City
Life, Sex & Death - Fuckin' Shit Ass
Fugazi - Suggestion
NOFX - Play This Song on the Radio
New Bomb Turks - Bachelor's High
Thievery Corporation - Shiva (Govinda Remix)
Mad Caddies - Medium Unwell
The Burninators - America, Fuck Yeah!
Stuck Lucky - Bonus Track 2
M.O.D. - Theme Song
Mistreaters - Stranded
XhikeX - Hot Spicy Guacamole
Suzi Trash - I Wish I Had
Middle Class Trash - Destroyer of Worlds
The Fizzy Pops - Loose Screws
MXPX - Like Sand Thru The Hourglass...So Are The Days of Our Lives
Dead Kennedys Moral Majority
Nausea - Johnny Got His Gun
Minor Threat - Screaming At A Wall
Life Sentence - Cancer
Dalot - View From A Hill
Luddite Clone - Lemming Sand Leeches
Mork - Stars And Stripes
Nonpoint - Struggle
Robots Counterfeiting Money - World of Black and White
We Must Dismantle All This! - The Viking Way
Drop Dead - Wound Runs Deep
Corcid - Obelisk
Mr. Bungle - Raping Your Mind
Beats Antique - Prelude
Noisettes - Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn't've)
Big Dada Sound - Signs
Tricky - Bristol To London
Spoek Mathambo - Mishini Wam Pt. 2
Deadmau5 - TL7
Books On Tape - People That Don't Like Me/People That I Don't Like
Gonjasufi - Change (Shlomo Remix)
Loden - Weather Ready
Salem - King Night
Michael William Gilbert - Short Ride Home (Interlude)
Flying Lotus - PieFace

LOCAL PUNK FUCKING ROCK DENOUEMENT, BITCHES!

From here on, we just go back to more non-local than local punk fucking rock. Gawd, was that fun while it lasted. ECIL is actually well-represented tonight: a good way to go down.

George Carlin - Music On Answering Machines
Unknown - I'm So Neat
Dead Kennedys - Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round
XhikeX - Clown Jam
Fugazi - Promises
Gynoblast - Business Man
Haggis Rising - Blood, Guts and Firetrucks
Dead City Dregs - So Long
The Fizzy Pops - Idiot FM
The Burninators - Mr. Magnificent
Tony Hatch - Finito
Soy City Stranglers - Runnin' High
Suzi Trash - You Can't Fuck My DNA
Minor Threat - Look Back and Laugh
The Fresh Kills - Change of Plans
Middle Class Trash - Opportunistic Edge
Butthole Surfers - Chewin' George Lucas' Chocolate
Hellworms - Milk It
Intensified Chaos - Intensified Chaos
JFA - We Know You Suck
Jello Biafra & Nomeansno - Jesus Was A Terrorist
Robots Counterfeiting Money - Mechanical Warfare
Ministry - TV III
Beats Antique - Vardo
Atrocity Solution - Voices of the Underground
Solo Mono - Louder Than God
We Must Dismantle All This! - Color Me Blood Red
Hatewave - Desire To Kill
Stuck Lucky - In Purgatory
Axel Krygier - Agnus
Gonjasufi - Kobwebz (Jeremiah Jae Remix)
Beats Antique - Merry Go Round
Dalot - Rewind
Loden - Sup
Spoek Mathambo - Mishini Wam
Frikstailers - Bicho de Luz (Version Tucu Tucu)
Lawnmower Deth - Kids In America (De La Deth Mix)
Deadmau5 - Plus
Two Fingers - Fools
Flying Lotus - Kill Your Co-Workers
Books On Tape - Ill Team Captain

LIFE SELDOM IMITATES ART, BITCHES!

Lesson learned: When inadvertenly fucking the doppelganger of a character in a movie formative to one's youth, don't read too much into it. You will be disappointed.

Meanwhile, enjoy the hyper-local punk while it lasts, funtcases!

George Carlin - Hands-Free Telephone Headsets
Boom Boom Satellites - Easy Action
Ministry - The Fall (Single Version)
Fugazi - Long Division
Giant Metal Insects - Gopher Size Buzz
Butthole Surfers - Thermador
Geezer - Box Of Six
Avoided - Imminent Failure
Atrocity Solution - The Protest Song
Fifteen - Food Not Bombs
Dorothy Ashby - Come Live With Me
Five Iron Frenzy - Get Your Riot Gear
Youth Bitch - 3 to the Head
Dead City Dregs - Weapons
Stuck Lucky - El Vampiro
Fifi's - Mirror in the Bathroom
Human I.D. - Track 6
The Fizzy Pops - I'm a Complainer, You're an Instigator
Robots Counterfeiting Money - Nonconfrontational
XhikeX - Anyway You Want It
Germs - Lexicon Devil
Zeb - Dunes
The Automatic Lovers - Out!
Suzi Trash - Muscle Mass
Erectus Monotone - William Goat
Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor
The Fresh Kills - Before the Storm
Middle Class Trash - Stand for Something
Minor Threat - I Don't Wanna Hear It
MDC - Slow, Stupid, & Hungry
The Burninators - Van of Death
Guyana Punch Line - Cracked
We Must Dismantle All This! - Total Fucking Breakdown
Solo Mono - The Waste Disorder
Drop Dead - Wake of Deception
Instruments of Science & Technology - ((( lungs )))
Books On Tape - Grey Matters
Axel Krygier - Pesebre
Beats Antique - There Ya Go Featuring John Popper
Frikstailers - Cumbianchamuyo
Loden - Friek
Gonjasufi - The Caliph's Tea Party (Broadcast & The Focus Group "DedNd" Remix)
Dryft - Transmission

LOCAL-FLAVA PUNK FUCKING ROCK ACTION, BITCHES!

Thank's to Vuvu McGee's brother, I've got an infusion of local punk fucking rock to liven things up. Yo?

George Carlin - Stench
Lard - They're Coming to Take Me Away
Tool - Crawl Away
Deftones - 7 Words
Ministry - Reload
Nomeansno - Joy
Butthole Surfers - The O Men
DJ Unwind - Natalia's Groove
Fugazi - Glue Man
Dead Kennedys - I Fought the Law
Dead City Dregs - Dead Air
Human I.D. - I Believe In Hell
The Fizzy Pops - Anthem for the Apprenehsive
The Burninators - Ugly Face
Robots Counterfeiting Money - Robots Attack!
Nino Zombi - Bitter Song
Suzi Trash - Instramenstration
Middle Class Trash - College Degrees
Capitol Punishment - El Salvador
The Fresh Kills - Sin
Avoided - Four Points of Sanity
Thievery Corporation - Coming From The Top
Stuck Lucky - What You Do
Minor Threat - Out of Step
MDC - The Only Good Cop...
Eclipse - Receiver
Drop Dead - Stolen Life
Books On Tape - The Truth, The Whole Truth & An Assortment of Lies
Boom Boom Satellites - On The Painted Desert
Christopher Willits - Flowers Into Stardust
Beats Antique - Spiderbite
Thievery Corporation - Warning Shots
Frikstailers - Bicho de Luz
Eskmo - Cloudlight (instrumental)
Loden - Alice Go Go Go
Gold Panda - Before We Talked
Dryft - Vector Step (Regeneration)

SESQUICENTENNIAL POST-ACTION, BITCHES!

Yo, this is the 150th playlist on this here blog, though it's way over the 150th show. Still, ya gotta celebrate something, right?

George Carlin - Hi Mom!
Boss Hog - Stereolight
Mahjongg - Whoop
Boom Boom Satellites - Moment I Count
Blag Dahlia - Surfing The Intercourse Barn
Butthole Surfers - The Annoying Song
Catholic Schoolgirls - Meatwrench
Deadeyedstare - Outburst
Deadguy - Free Mustache Rides
DJ Unwind - Revery
De Boegies - Meh
The Minutemen - If Reagan Played Disco
Crumbsuckers - Hubrun
Propaghandi - Apparently, I'm a P.C. Fascist
Nomeansno - I've Got a Gun
Misfits - Green Hell
Minor Threat - No Reason
Suicidal Tendencies - Fascist Pig
Descendents - Der Weinerschnitzel
MDC - Kill The Light
Drop Dead - Sheep
Extreme Noise Terror - Think About It
Fugazi - Furniture
Dead Kennedys - Chickenshit Conformist
Baths - Rafting Starlit Everglades
Lard - Can God Fill Teeth?
Ministry - Dead Guy
Cephalic Carnage - 9 Ft. Of Smoke
Tool - Cold And Ugly (Live)
Autechre - ylm0
Dels - Shapeshift (Kwes,/[0=0] Rework)
Thievery Corporation - Facing East
Beats Antique - Revival
Dryft - Knives As Gifts
Loden - Unpaid Waver
Four Tet - Sing (Mosca Remix)
Jimmy Edgar - One Twenty Detail
Gold Panda - You
Instruments of Science & Technology - Station Number Set

NOT-QUITE-HALFSIES, BITCHES!

Not only is the punk fucking rock/flying-head electronica mix just about right temporally, but it also marks the (approximate) halfway point thru this particular trip of Poodles fodder. The penultimate stop!

George Carlin - Sanctity of Life
OK Go - This Too Shall Pass (Album Version)
Tool - Ænima
Fear Factory - Refueled
Butthole Surfers - Ricky
Mahjongg - Wardance
Les Thugs - Flags
Minutemen - History Lesson
Adverts - Born Teenagers
Descendents - Caught Red-Handed
Couch Flambeau - Ghostride
Pale Sketcher - Wash It All Away (Cleansed Dub)
Fugazi - Five Corporations
Propaghandi - Showdown
Misfits - Earth AD
Minor Threat - Betray
Nomeansno - Forward to Death
Dead Kennedys - Anarchy for Sale
MDC - I Hate Work
Anal Cunt - Theme From Three's Company
Drop Dead - Regression
Doom - War Crimes
Extreme Noise Terror - Subliminal
Zeb - Rude Boy Style
Lard - The Power of Lard
Ministry - Thieves (live)
Thomas Blondet - The Way We Go ft. E-Ball
Matthew Dear - More Surgery
Loden - Fantast
El-P - Eat My Garbage 2
Instruments of Science & Technology - Old Handshakes
Boom Boom Satellite - Looking Glass
Pale Sketcher - Tiny Universe (Interstellar)
Four Tet - Love Cry (Roska Remix)
Dryft - Recalcify
Dolot - Time To Be (Out Of Time)
Instruments of Science & Technology - Dance Contest Winner

CRAZY PEOPLE WITH SIGNS, BITCHES!

You really have to *be* here to get it.....

George Carlin - Abortion
Inspector 12 - Thank You
!!! - Wannagain Wannagain
Butthole Surfers - Pepper
Angry Feminists - Stephen Key
Fugazi - Epic Problem
Primus - Mr. Knowitall
DJ Unwind - Endless You
Les Thugs - As Happy As
SNFU - Reality is a Ride on the Bus
Minutemen - Fascist
Bad Religion - You
Propaghandi - Nation States
Suicidal Tendencies - Disco's Out, Violence In
Nomeansno - Dead Souls
Minor Threat - In My Eyes
Misfits - Attitude
Refused - Bullet
Descendents - I Wanna Be A Bear
MDC - Corporate Deathburger
Dead Kennedys - A Child And His Lawnmower
Anal Cunt - Old Tyme Hardcore
Christopher Willits - Uplifting The Streets
Ministry - Piss
Fear Factory - Frequency
Lard - Sylvestre Matuschka
System Of A Down - Deer Dance
Extreme Noise Terror - Statement
Drop Dead - Only a Fool
Doom - Phobia for Change
Instruments of Science & Technology - DrnDrn
Matthew Dear - Shortwave
Thomas Blondet - Havana 2am
Four Tet - Sing (Extended Version)
OK Go - White Knuckles (Static Revenger Instrumental Remix)
Loden - Mick's Kills
El-P - How To Serve Man (Stripped)
Pale Sketcher - Don't Dream It (Mirage Mix)
Instruments of Science & Technology - The New Postukk

SWEATIN TO THE EIGHTIES, BITCHES!

Just with all the bopping around I do in the studio these days, I raise the temperature ten degrees. I feel a bout of the tongues coming on......

George Carlin - "Fussy Eater" (Part 2)
King Missile - Jesus Was Way Cool
GWAR - Turtles The Wonder Dog
Minutemen - Dream Told By Moto
Butthole Surfers - Moving To Florida
Angry Feminists - More Cowbell
Blue Meanies - Pave The World
Inspector 12 - Intro
Les Thugs - Ad Men
Bikini Kill - New Radio
DJ Unwind - Twilights And Teardrops
Anti-Flag - The Consumer's Song
Fugazi - Cashout
999 - Direct Action Briefing
Angst - Worker Bee
AFI - Theory of Revolution
Descendents - Hateful Notebook
5 Cent Deposit - Pisshead
MDC - American Achievements
Dead Milkmen - Takin' Retards To The Zoo
Antiproduct - Thanks Alot
Aus Rotten - No Justice, No Peace
Dead Kennedys - Short Songs
Minor Threat - Filler
Bad Brains - Sailin' On
Loden - Waking Up Radio Problems
Lard - Drug Raid At 4am
Ministry - Animosity
Meshuggah - Spasm
Fear Factory - Repentance
Brujeria - Division del Norte
Anal Cunt - Valujet
Born Against - Christmas Eve
Drop Dead - No Glory
Doom - Obscenity
Extreme Noise Terror - Raping The Earth
Christopher Willits - Green Faces
Fol Chen - The Holograms
Matthew Dear - I Can't Feel
Deru - Cottonmouth Lothario
Loden - Sunday Sierra Boxes
Alex B - Standing On Me
El-P - He Hit Her So She Left
El-P - Driving Down The Block (El-P Remix) Redux
Proem - Enough Conflict
Instruments of Science & Technology - ClkClk
Christopher Willits - Subconscious Transmission

MOSH-FEST CONTINUES, BITCHES!

Thanks to Vuvu McGee, there's snaps of last week's debauchery. Not as many tracks this wk, but we're still tryin'.....

George Carlin - "Fussy Eater" (Part 1)
King Missile - America Kicks Ass
Angry Feminists - LOUD/punk rock's too slow
Guitar Wolf - Summertime Blues
Born Against - The Jeffersons
Butthole Surfers - Kuntz
Fugazi - Burning Too
Bad Brains - Soul Craft
Fitz of Depression - I Can't
KARP - Forget the Minions
Hüsker Du - Turn On the News
Blue Meanies - It Doesn't Matter
Bitcrush - Post (Nichts ist wie vorher, Bersarin Quartett RMX)
Against All Authority/88 Fingers Louie - Walk Like An Egyptian
Anti-Flag - Seattle Was A Riot
Black Flag - Beat My Head Against A Wall
Dead Kennedys - Forward to Death
The Dead Milkmen - Laundromat Song
Descendents - I Like Food
Inspector 12 - Do Not Be Ignored
Genocide SS - Warchrist Supreme
Lights Out Asia - Bye Bye November
GWAR - Have You Seen Me
Korn - Shoots And Ladders
Anal Cunt - Stayin' Alive
Fear Factory - Sangre De Ninos
Brujeria - Revolucion
Drop Dead - Hopeless
Doom - No Religion
Extreme Noise Terror - Invisible War
Christopher Willits - Sunlight Is You
Ryno - Rollin' In My 64
The Herbaliser - March Of The Dead Things (Previously Unreleased)
Buff Roshi - Tonight Let's All Make Love In London
Alex B - Impressions
Loden - Twerk
El-P - Drunk With A Loaded Pistol
Christopher Willits - New Life
Deru - What Happens When You Ask
Reporter - The Moon
Autechre - Cep puiqMX
Proem - She Never Cries

50 TRACKS IN 120 MINUTES, BITCHES!

That averages out to 2.4 minutes per track, with only ~5 minutes of intermittent screaming - less actually, if you consider the custom-homemade mix-action.

Don't tell me I'm not workin' it.

And 32% of it is even new!

Better yet some tracks subtly reference others, mini-themes pop in, like some sort of weave-thing! Not even planned! Musical easter eggs - scrambled.

George Carlin - Fifth Announcements
Radio Crack - Obamarah
Max Romeo - I Chase The Devil
Butthole Surfers - Hay
Killdozer - Knuckles The Dog (Who Helps People)
Born Against - Lillian
Dead Milkmen - Stuart
Fugazi - Break
Fitz of Depression - She Wants To Know
Bad Brains - Reignition
fIREHOSE - More Famous Quotes
Hanson Brothers - My Problem
Inspector 12 - Always Something
Hüsker Du - The Biggest Lie
Valery Siver & Kirill Trepakov - The Presentiment
Crass - Time Out
Black Flag - Police Story
GBH - City Baby Attacked By Rats
Anti-Flag - Right On
Blue Meanies - Grandma Shampoo
Christ On A Crutch - A Pillar Of Our Society
Dead Kennedys - Drug Me
Angry Samoans - You Stupid Jerk
88 Fingers Louie - Victim in Pain
Descendents - Eunuch Boy
Anal Cunt - Religious Vomit
GWAR - Ham On Bone
Genocide SS - Going Down To Die
Proem - A Short Bit Before You Go
KARP - Dueling Banshees
Extreme Noise Terror - Conned Through Life
Drop Dead - At the Cost of an Animal
Doom - Multinationals
Burnt By The Sun - When Corporations Rule Your Mom
Brujeria - Laboratorio Cristalitos
Fear Factory - Piss Christ
Christopher Willits - Branches Into Flowers
ceo - Den Blomstertid Nu Kommer
The Herbaliser - Tea & Beer (ft. Jean Grae)
Alex B - Hide Extensions
Deru - Fadeaway
Christopher Willits - Portal
Buff Roshi - Devil You're A Liar
Grasscut - 1946
El-P - Take You Out At The Ball Game
El-P - Whores: The Movie
El-P - Meanstreak (In 3 Parts)
The Prodigy - Out Of Space (Millenium Mix)
Autechre - nth Dafuseder.b
Proem - Jiittirrrriii

HOT & SWEATY, BITCHES!

Nothing better than a little slam-dancing to cool ya down, yo? I know I'll be workin' hard: the average track-length tonite is less than three minutes.

George Carlin - Third Announcements
Radio Crack - I Want Money
fIREHOSE - It Matters
Dead Milkmen - Lesbian Eskimo
D.I. - Venus De Milo
Fugazi - Bad Mouth
Anti-Flag - Anatomy Of Your Enemy
Born Against - I Am Not an Idiot
Angry Samoans - They Saved Hitler's Cock
Black Flag - Rise Above
Crass - Punk is Dead
GBH - I Am The Hunted
Valery Siver & Kirill Trepakov - Thin Ice
Anal Cunt - Can't Touch This
Butthole Surfers - Fast
88 Fingers Louie - Ritter
Bad Religion - Nobody Listens
Face to Face - Merchandise
Blue Meanies - Blah Blah Blah
Christ On A Crutch - Mud
Bad Brains - Pay to Cum
Fitz of Depression - Burn It Down
Dead Kennedys - Dog Bite
Descendents - Coffee Mug
D.R.I. - Violent Pacitication
Doom - Lifelock
Drop Dead - A Nation Sleeps
Fear Factory - Echoes of Innocence
Lights Out Asia - All Is Quiet In The Valley
Burnt By The Sun - Famke
Brujeria - El Bajon
Extreme Noise Terror - Bullshit Propaganda
People Like Us & Wobbly - Bad News
Ryno - En Crème
The Herbaliser - It Ain't Nuttin' (ft. MF Doom)
Alex B - Kick Drones
Alex B - Clicking Away
Bias - Promise Me
Paper Tiger - 5360
Proem - Kalimba Jam
Grasscut - The Tin Man
Christopher Willits - Plant Body
Baths - Animals
Autechre - pce freeze 2.8i
Bitcrush - Colder (Funckarma Remix)
Deru - Basically, Fuck You.
Proem - Guns.Knives.Lemons

PUNK 'N CHILL, BITCHES!

Turned out nearly half-n-half tonight, thanks to the new-RPM-from-the-eye-level-shelf-music-gods smiling on us, or something like that.

George Carlin - Second Announcements
Martin-EZ ft. Don Wayne - Light It Up
Alice Donut - Mummenshantz Pachinko
Butthole Surfers - 22 Going On 23
Anti-Flag - Underground Network
Cheap Sex - Raped By the FCC
All - World's On Heroin
Agnostic Front - It's My Life
Black Flag - Nervous Breakdown
Angry Samoans - The Todd Killings
Circle Jerks - Under the Gun
Bad Brains - I against I
Nostalgia 77 - Freedom (Zombie Dance Mix)
Blue Meanies - Aquarium Bong
Black Cross - Plank Walker
D.I. - Nuclear Funeral
Christ On A Crutch - Food For Thought
Crass - Heard Too Much About
Bad Religion - Latch Key Kids
Born Against - Half Mast
7 Seconds - Fuck Your Amerika
88 Fingers Louie - Irreparable
Anal Cunt - American Woman
Burnt By The Sun - Dow Jones And The Temple Of Doom
Brujeria - Cuiden A Los Niños
Deru - Goodbye
Carcass - Symposium of Sickness
Lights Out Asia - All These Worlds Are Yours
People Like Us & Wobbly - Fertile
Grasscut - Meltwater
Valery Siver & Kirill Trepakov - Russian Troyka, Pt. 1.
The Herbaliser - Mrs. Chombee Takes The Plunge (DJ Food Remix)
Autechre - Iris Was A Pupil
Bitcrush - Untitled (Worm Is Green Remix)
Alex B - Nothing Is Always Something
Paper Tiger - First Track
Deru - Hello
Autechere - y7
Proem - Deep Sleeping Birds
Baths - Maximalist

PUNK SUMMER COMMENCES, BITCHES!

You might be wishing for the incorrect shit as we do this...then again, if you're punk, you won't fucking care.

George Carlin - Rice Krispies
Tony Randall - The Nature Boy
Sammy Davis, Jr. - I Am Over 25 - But You Can Trust Me
Unknown - Bathroom Song
Esther Rolle - Maybe It's
Tom Glazer & Dottie Evans - Longitude and Latitude
Tom Glazer - What Is Humidity?
Mrs. Grossman (& Marty) - William Tell
People Like Us & Wobbly - Pick Up
Carnival In Coal - Fucking Hostile
El Michels Affair - Hung Up On My Baby
Bad Brains - Leaving Babylon
Butthole Surfers - I Saw an X-Ray of a Girl Passing Gas
Alice Donut - Insane
Blue Meanies - An Average American Superhero
All - Hot Rod Lincoln
7 Seconds - 99 Red Balloons
Black Flag - I Don't Care
88 Fingers Louie - I've Won
Bad Religion - A Walk
Born Against - Born Again
Ryno - Now You Die (Instrumental)
Anti-Flag - Captain Anarchy
Angry Samoans - My Old Man's A Fatso
Cheap Sex - Dick Cheney
Against All Authority - Life
Bad Brains - Attitude
Anal Cunt - 311 Sucks
Black Cross - Just Go Outside
Burnt By The Sun - Boston Tea-Bag Party
Carcass - Heartwork
Brujeria - Brujerizmo
Alex B - Talk It Out
Ryno - Whack Freestyle
The Herbaliser - Starlight (ft. Roots Manuva)
Deru - Peanut Butter & Patience
Baths - Apologetic Shoulder Blades
Alex B - You and I Both Know
The Chemical Brothers - K+D+B
Noisia - Browntime
Autechre - Etchogon-5

INCORRECT CLIMAX, BITCHES!

Yeah, from here on out the summer's heading toward PUNK FUCKING ROCK and metal. Just suffer thru tonight, and make good use of your purple helmet; angst-release is just 'round the corner, yo.

Denis Leary - Fuck This
Unknown User - Colander Indoctrination
John Ashcroft - Let the Eagle Soar
Richard Dawson - Apples and Oranges
Portsmouth Sinfonia - Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy
Clip - Chug Chug in Lollypop Town
Michael Brown - The Woolworth Manager's Work Song
Unknown - Working Chant
Unknown - Be No Fool, Play It Cool, Stay In School
Patience & Prudence - The Money Tree
Mel Blanc - D-O-G Spells Dog, D-O-G
The Barkers - Love Me Do
Alex B - At Channel 1
Unknown - Rappin' With Gas
Unknown - The Gasoline Engine
Peter Holm - Papa, En Gang Till
Tom Glazer/Dottie Evans - Thumbnail Sketch Of Atomic Energy
Marais & Miranda - The Conservation Song
Gordon Thomas - World Peace
Ralph Lowe - The Crime Shows
Gen Orange - Thunderstorm
Unknown - America's Love Carrier
Phil Phillips - The Evil Dope
Ryno - Big 22shot
Mrs. Grossman (& Marty) - Chemistry
Unknown - Chickenstrut
Shooby Taylor - Who's Sorry Now
Patty Zeitlin - The Angry Song
Wally Pleasant - We Went to the Amusement Park, And Then We Died
Dr. Seuss - Fox in Socks (Fast Version)
The Old Codger - Hotcakes and Sausage
Tony Borello and Tom Murray - The Sound of Worms
Mr. Scruff - Spandex Man
Ryno - Santa Clause Came 2 Town
Prince Paul - Weapon World (ft. Kool Keith)
Carmen Rizzo - Element of Hope
Mr. Scruff v. Kirsty Almedia - Pickled Spider
Alex B - Hot Chop
The Herbaliser - The Missing Suitcase
The Chemical Brothers - Horse Power
Trentemøller - Silver Surfer, Ghost Rider Go!!!
People Like Us & Wobbly - Goodbye

JESUS IN THE REAR-VIEW MIRROR, BITCHES!

I am quite happy to report that tonight will be the last night of religious-inspired incorrect music. Not the end of the incorrect shit, but God, etc. as a theme ends tonight. Nothing personal, Jeebus, I just ran out of yr music...plus, if there is a hell, I'm well along the way there.

David Cross - Even Though I Am in the Closet...
Martha Miyake - Fujitsu Song
Wink Martindale - To Remember Me
Jim Carrey - I Am the Walrus
Unknown - Rappin' Rabbit
Unknown - The Ten Commandments
Unknown - The Deal
Unknown - Believe in God Before You Die
Unknown - Devil
Sri Darwin Gross - At The Grassroots
Lust Control - Planned Parenthood/Grace
Trentemøller - Metamorphis
The Lively Ones - Nothing Really Changes
Unknown - Drunk Driver
Ashfordaisyak - Leper In A Tumbledryer
Sonik Omni - Ree Baba Ree Baba
Shooby Taylor - Tico Tico
Unknown - Smoke That Cigarette
Luie Luie - El Touchy
Unknown - Chicken Song
The Soft Pink Truth - Kitchen (L. Voag)
E Pak Sa - Young Man
Funki Porcini - The 3rd Man
Ryno - Wasted feat. D Thrills
The Last Emperor - Secret War
The Herbaliser - Nah' Mean Nah'm Sayin' (ft. Jean Grae)
The Bug - Run (ft. Flo Dan)
Jammer - 10 Man Roll ft. Boy Better Know
Kele Okereke - On The Lam
Tony Touch - He's the Greatest DJ (Double Dee & Steinski remix)
Carmen Rizzo - Strada
Up, Bustle, & Out - Y Ahora Tu
Alex B - Pad 5
Carmen Rizzo - Through The Storm
Trentemøller - Häxan
The Chemical Brothers - Dissolve
Shlohmo - Teeth (Asura Remix)
People Like Us & Wobbly - Giant Love Ball

A MARKIE THE FETUS ENCORE, BITCHES!

Not as good as the autobiography of his own abortion last wk (htf did he make more music?), but it'll do. We make up for it with 38% new music, including a double-shot of Ryno. Hey, it's a jungle 'round here....

David Cross - Rapid Series Of Comical Noises!, A
Gene Simmons - When You Wish Upon A Star
Dick Clark - Open Letter to the Older Generation
Dr. James Dobson & Susan Baker - Rock Music Lyrics
Michael Mills - Hidden & Satanic Messages In Rock Music
Unknown - Kids of the King
Jarrel McCracken - The Game of Life (excerpt)
Funki Porcini - On an Inconsequential Afternoon
Harry the Hamster - Sabbath Song
Little Marcy - Devil Devil Go Away
Markie the Fetus - J.E.S.U.S.
Lust Control - The Big "M"
Mel Moore - Speed
Eileen Fulton - I Wonder Who My Daddy Is
Ed Kenney - One Paddle, Two Paddle
Leland Stanford Junior University Marching Band - Roundabout
Mary Schneider - Yodels
Unknown - KPMG Teutonic Megamix
Ryno - 4 Untitled
Ryno - Dedication
Prince Paul/Xzibit/Sadat X - Handle Your Time
The Herbaliser - The Blend (ft. What What aka Jean Grae)
Up, Bustle & Out - Kennedy's Secret Tapes
Steinski & Mass Media - We'll Be Right Back
UNKLE - Outro (Mandatory)
Shlohmo - Spoons (Shigeto Remix)
The Harvey Sisters - Smile Like Gwynplaine
Morgan Page - Coming Home
People Like Us - Fiction
Trentemøller - The Mash And The Fury
Kele Okereke - Walk Tall
Terror Danjah - Stiff
The Chemical Brothers - Escape Velocity
People Like Us - Partner

DEAD FETUSES AND MUHAMMAD ALI TALKING, BITCHES!

That was no typo funtcases, that is just two of the incorrect spices in tonight's show. Fortunately for everyone involved this may (MAY) be the most heavily-incorrect of the season. Let's hope so, eh?

David Cross - Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vaginas And Anus!
Frank Sinatra, Jr. - The Gumby Heart Song
IBM - Ever Onward
Robin & Crystal Bernard - The Monkey Song & The Ecumenical Movement
Slim Pickens - The Gospel According To John
Pastor John Rydgren - Radio Spot 2
Unknown - The Real Sin Savior
The Frugal Gormets - Satan's Blood
Forrest McCullough - Flight F-I-N-A-L (excerpt 1)
Forrest McCullough - Flight F-I-N-A-L (excerpt 2)
Unknown - Diary of Markie the Fetus
Shlohmo - Birthday Beat
Unknown - Chickenyodel
Bob Vido - Boo-Bah-Bah
Unknown - Munchikins
Joy Allan-Wilsher - Nut Pumpkin
Muhammad Ali - Ali's Historical Theme Song
Kompressor - The Girl From Ipanema
Jim Nesbitt - I Ain't Never Been Passed
Buck Truck - Buck Truch
Rod Hart - C.B. Savage
Cledus Maggard & the Citizen's Band - Jaw Jackin'
Ryno - 3 Untitled
Cut Chemist ft. Hymnal - What's The Altitude
Rob Swift - What Would You Do
Mixmaster Mike - Board Burner
Prefuse 73 - Smile In Your Face
UNKLE - Unreal
Up, Bustle & Out - Carbine 7440
Regina - Sinun tässä salissa
Funki Porcini - This Ain't the Way to Live
Prince Paul - Why Must You Hate Me
Baths - ♥ (Daedelus' Snorelaxed Remix)
Shlohmo - Sippy Cup
Flying Lotus - Dance Of The Pseudo Nymph
Steinski & Mass Media - It's Up To You (War Mix)
People Like Us & Wobbly - Naked Little Girl
Kid Koala - Thank You, Good Night, Drive Safely

FAMILY-NITE, BITCHES!

In that, I expect another member of the McGee family to be riding shotgun on the show. Who, or how many, I can't forecast - our family is like that, y'know?

Dave Atell - Masturbation
Crispin Glover - These Boots Are Mad For Walkin'
Unknown - Church Universal and Triumphant
Bill Lee - If Jesus Came To Your House
Christine Wyrtzen - Obedience
Cathi Stout - Hips and Abdomen
Roger Nusic - Hallelu
Amy Arena - Excuse Me
AT&T - We're AT&T
Unknown - Ask Not
Peter Broderick - Part 3: Pill Induced Slumber
Ninjasonik - Daylight Remix
Smalltown Romeo Shad K - Boom Ha (John Roman Remix)
UNKLE - Guns Blazing
Prefuse 73 - Radio Attack
DJ Shadow - The Outsider
Kid Koala - Taboo Soda
Mix Master Mike - Supa Wyde Laces
Rob Swift - Reanimation
Funki Porcini - Moog River
Peanut Butter Wolf - They Won't Fall Down
Prince Paul - That's Entertainment
Up, Bustle & Out - Hip Hop Barrio
Steinski & Mass Media - Everything's Disappeared
Cut Chemist - The Garden
Sergio Mendes - Mas Que Nada (Nervo Remix)
Marsmobil - Heilx Pomatia
Funki Porcini - The Magic Hands Of Fernando Del Rey
Shlohmo - Naps
Flying Lotus - Recoiled
Tobacco - TV All Greasy
The Glitch Mob - Drive It Like You Stole It
DJ Spooky - Synaptic DIssonance

HEAT-FISTERED BLISTERS, BITCHES!

It's hard to explain. You just have to play along, k? Also, would you like to support my infusion of dermatological bumps in order to bring you those of less pain, yes?

Dave Atell - Drugs
Unknown - Wall Street Daily Cry
American Standards - My Bathroom Is A Private Kind of Place
Bill Cosby - Hooray For the Salvation Army Band
Unknown - Tribute To America
Unknown - President of the USA
Sing Along With JFK - The Trumpet
Shelly Looney - Thank You Canada
Red Shadow - Understanding Marx
Victor Lundbertg - An Open Letter to My Son
Ólafur Arnalds - Ljósið
Peanut Butter Wolf - Styles, Crews, Flows, Beats
The X-ecutioners - Raida's Theme (Remix)
Cut Chemist ft. Edan & Mr. Lif - Storm
Prefuse 73 - Cliche Intro
Steinski & Mass Media - Electric Vindaloo
Panjabi MC - Yaaran Kollon Sikh Kurie
Ryno - beat24
Kid Koala - Space Cadet 2
Funki Porcini - Undermud
Marsmobil - Jane
Take - Creosote (ft. As Is)
UNKLE - Garage Piano
Mix Master Mike - Gang Tackle
The Glitch Mob - Fistful Of Silence
Rob Swift - Dope On Plastic (The Large Professor Remix)
Prince Paul - Music For the Masses
DJ Shadow - Right Thing g d m n
Mr. Scruff - Midnight Fear
Tobacco - Creepy Phone Calls
Up, Bustle & Out - Emerald Alley
Ninjasonik - Stir ft. Sterling
Sergio Mendes - Pais Tropical (Roger Sanchez Release Yourself Mix
Flying Lotus - Satelllliiiiiteee
DJ Spooky - Post-Human Sophistry

INCORRECT-MUSIC WARNING, BITCHES!

Forecasts call for a summer of SUCK! You know you'll love it, though. We're starting off political, but it'll get more incorrect as the days grow longer. Bust out the short-pants, bitches!

Dave Attell - Parrot
Craig Smith - Son of a Green Beret
Buddy Starcher - History Repeats Itself
Lonesome Valley Singers - It's Got To Be Done
Janeen Brady - Free Enterprise
Edward C. Hayes - The Ronald Reagan Song
Harry Burgess - Chicago Policeman
Molly Roth - Plant Talk
Ninjasonik - Berst'a'ball (skit)
FM Belfast - Pump
UNKLE - Ball Busters
Tobacco - Heavy Makeup
Nils Frahm - Ambre
Prefuse 73 - Black List
Peanut Butter Wolf - Super Bowl Sunday
Panjabi MC - Sounds of the Des
DJ Shadow - Mashin' on the Motorway
Kid Koala - Naptime
X-ecutioners - Get Retarded
X-Men - A Turntable Experience
Cut Chemist - Spat
Yello - Scorpio Rising
Prince Paul - DJ Prince Paul vs. The World
Rob Swift - The Age of Television
Steinski & Mass Media - The Motorcade Sped On
Mix Master Mike - Billie Club
UNKLE - Rock On (Homebass Megamix)
Take - Implosions
Franz Kirmann - Little Baby Eyes (Fakesch Remix)
Pepe Deluxe - Three Times A Player
Take - Begin End Begin
Nate Mars - Bad Selection
Solvent - Unknown Caller
Flying Lotus - Computer Face / / Pure Being
Nico Muhly - A Hudson Cycle (Rival Consoles Remix)
Ruxpin - A Sunrise (And They Turned Into Stones)
DJ Spooky - Polyphony of One

INCORRECT-MUSIC WATCH, BITCHES!

Enjoy the wicky while you can, because the aural version of earwax and toe-jam goulash is about to decend upon you, within the month. You have been warned.

Dave Attell - Smoking
Sesame Street - Shut the Fuck Up (Elmo)
Barack Obama - Buy Your Own Fries
The Grassy Knoll - A World Red
Peanut Butter Wolf - In Your Area ft. Planet Asia
The Infesticons - Bombs Anthem (Kraddy Remix)
DJ Spooky - Object Unknown ft. Kool Keith
Rhazel vs. Rob Swift (live)
Denis Leary - Deaf Mute Cocktail Party
Mr. Scruff - Ron's Newt
Coldcut - Sign
Broadway - Paint It Blue (Fakesch Remix)
Take - Don't Look Now
DJ Shadow - Walkie Talkie
MixMaster Mike - Whale Ape (Tokyo Mix)
Kid Koala - More Dance Music
Ryno - 24
Tobacco - Unholy Demon Rhythms
Flying Lotus - Zodiac Shit
Nate Mars - Stuck
Nightmares On Wax - Groove St.
Double Dee and Steinski - Jazz
Take - Before You Think
Prince Paul - To Get a Gun
Prefuse 73 - Back in Time
Pepe Deluxe - Before You Go
Cut Chemist - Motivational Speaker
Panjabi MC - Bheer
Worthy - Humble Mumble
Tipsy - Grossenhosen (Remixed by WE)
Ólafur Arnalds - Til Enda
Ruxpin - Who Did You See In The Mist?

RUN FOR THE HILLS, BITCHES!

Come less than a week from now, this burg will be 30,000+ peeps lighter...makes for quicker traffic down I-57. Let's send off the kids with some thumpin, shit, eh?

Dave Attell - The Unfuckables
Sesame Street - Sensimilla Street
Tobacco - Fresh Hex (Feat. Beck)
Poirier - Immigrant Visa ft. MC Zulu (Maga Bo's Anisitia Remix)
Q-Drop - Interlude 2
Unknown - KRS One Attacks
Kid Koala - Flu Season
DJ Talkback - The Return Of Scratching
DJ Q-Bert - Inner Space Dental Commander
Radar - Radar Frees Tibet
Elders of Zion - What's Your Badge Number
DJ Shadow - The Number Song
The Sight Below - It All Falls Apart
Musaics - Babylon Rhythm
J-Man - Up and Coming
Bill Laswell - Embryo
Strata - Think
Hip Optimist - Ansfey
J Boogie - J Boogie's Dubtronic Science
Bonobo - Black Sands
Ryno - Htbeat
The Herbaliser - The Real Killer
Push Button Objects - Yambooze
Take - Neon Beams
Coldcut - Music For 18 Musicians
Jean-Jacques Perrey - Psyche (Fakesh Remix)
Flying Lotus - Intro/A Cosmic Drama
Cut Chemist - Monorail Thru Space
Mux Mool - 14 Crackers
Edu K - Dos Gusanos
Dave Nada - Apocalypse Theme
OM Zone vs. Ming + FS - Turntabla Tools
Ruxpin - The Boy Who Gazed At The Eclipse
Flying Lotus - Nose Art
DJ Spooky - Synthetic Fury

MORE MONEY-HASHIN, BITCHES!

Gotta sling it a few times a year to keep the lights on, ya know...digital bumps are easiest on all involved, but you can also call us, too.

57% new music to celebrate the approximate percentage (estimated) that we've got to go to reach that $20K goal! If you like what you hear, SPEAK WITH MONEY! At least for this week, yo!

Dave Attell - Bus Station
Sesame Street - Would You Like To Buy An O
Schoolhouse Rock - Unpack Your Adjectives
UNKLE - Heavy Drug
The Herbaliser - Something Wicked This Way Comesd
Near The Parenthesis - Good Night
Shadowhuntaz (Michael Fakesch) - Head In Noose (Fakesh Remix)
Kid Koala - Fender Bender
DJ Low - Rose Soup
The Sight Below - Burn Me Out From The Inside
Bonobo - All In Forms
Poirier - Coco Drunk (Douster Remix)
Claude VonStroke - The Greasy Beat ft. Bootsy Collins
DJ Ayres - Got Me Gone (Udachi Remix)
Christian Prommer - High Noon (original by Kruder & Dorfmeister)
Lorn - Tomorrow
DJ Q-Bert - Destination: Quasar
Coldcut - Last Night A Cliche Saved My Life
Ryno - Bass Line
Mux Mool - Wolf Tone Symphony
Ming + FS fr. DJ J-Roc - Locus
Cut Chemist/ShortKut - Let's Dance
Ruxpin - Underwater Playground (Starfishes Are Invited)
Booka Shade - No Difference
Flying Lotus - Clock Catcher
Flying Lotus - Pickled!
DJ Shadow - Stem (Cops and Robbers Mix)
Lindstrom & Christabelle - Never Say Never
DJ Spooky - A Conversation
DJ Takemura - Proverb

HITTIN' YOU UP FOR MONEY-TIME, BITCHES!

That's right, it's week 1 of our Spring Pledge Drive here at WEFT. We've set an ambitious goal of raising $20k during this spiel - so open them wallets/purses and dig them couches!

Dave Attell - Fun Happens Late
Apocalypse Now - Napalm In The Morning
Schoolhouse Rock - Tyrannosaurus Debt
Sesame Street - Teeny Little Super Guy
Music From The Film - Seadog
Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie - Behind The Scenes At Microsoft
UNKLE - Falling Stars (ft. Gavin Clark)
The Sight Below - Fervent
Loveage - Herb's Good Hygiene
Live Human - We Walk On All Fours
Kid Koala - Drunk Trumpet
Cut Chemist - Lesson/Lecture
DJ Q-Bert - Demolition Squeeze Pumpkin
Spy from Cairo - Ala Shan (Farid Al Atrache Cover)
DJ Shadow - Red Bus Needs to Leave
The Herbaliser - 40 Winks
DJ Shiro - Science Friction
DJ Spooky - Synchronic Disjection
Mux Mool - Morning Strut
Daedelus - Girls (Nstrmntl)
Lionrock - Scatter & Swing
Ming + FS - Hell's Kitchen
Coldcut - Crash the System
Near The Parenthesis - Pull Yourself Together
Mux Mool - Get Better John
Jaga Jazzist - One-Armed Bandit (Sprutbass Mix)
Bonobo - 1009
Booka Shade - L.A.tely
Ernest Gonzales - Upon The 49th Day
Tim Green - Revox
Booka Shade - Mandarine Girl (Fakesh Remix)
Rob Threezy - They're Coming
Ruxpin - My Tricycle Can Float From Planet To Planet

LIVING DOWNWIND FROM A COAL-FIRED POWER PLANT CAN SOMETIMES BLOW, BITCHES!

I'm just sayin'.

Dave Attell - Drinking Tips
Loveage - Baby
SMACKbrandRADIO - Amish Pirate Radio One
Sesame Street - Captain Vegetable
South Park - Wild Wacky Action Bike
Schoolhouse Rock - Three Is The Magic Number
Near The Parenthesis - Designing This Building
Music From The Film - In the Greden
UNKLE - The Answer (Featuring Big In Japan (Baltimore))
Javelin - Goal/Wide
Kumquat - Ahminedinejad
Spy From Cairo - Sufi Disco
Automator w/ Kool Keith - A Better Tomorror
Jahcoozi - Blackout ft. M. Sayyid
Live Human - Orangebushmonkeyflower
Cut Chemist v. ShortKut - Big Shot
Coldcut - Beats and Pieces (Daddy Rips It Up Mix)
Kid Koala - Almost Easy Listening
DJ Q-Bert - Aphrodisiskratch
Acceleradeck - Sketch Set
Daedelus - Fin De SiéCle
DJ Shadow - My Guru
DJ Logic - Something Distant
9 Lazy 9 - Black Jesus
Ming & FS - Madhattan Bound
Lionrock - Fire Up The Shoesaw
wxm - I Am Amway
Ernest Gonzales - Etchasketch Trees
Mux Mool - Skulltaste
Ruxpin - Those Angel Wings Look Comfortable
DJ Blak Block - Worth Dying For (Trailer Mix)
Booka Shade - Teenage Spaceman
Bonobo - We Could Forever
Caribou - Bowls

ANYONE FOR MASHED POTATOES, BITCHES?

Yeah, me neither....but we do have 45% RPM gravy to go 'round.

Brian Posehn - Nerd Rage/The Mattress Story
Schoolhouse Rock - The Preamble
South Park - Underpants Gnomes Song
Sesame Street (The Grouch) - I Love Trash
New Young Pony Club - Dolls
Ronnie Reagan - Just Say Yes (edited)
Kumquat - Herbert Hoover
Ryno - Nightmares
DJ Spooky - Rekonstruction
The Sight Below - Shimmer
DJ Q-Bert - Turntable TV
Cut Chemist v. ShortKut - Moonbase Alpha
Kid Koala & Money Mark - Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
DJ Logic - Rat Pack
Coldcut - Shark Dance
Lionrock - Canal Heist
DJ Shadow - Mongrel....
Spy From Cairo - Oud Funk
DJ Wally - Zeta Reticuli
The Herbaliser - It's Just For You
Javelin - Susie Cues
Mux Mool - Breakfast Enthusiast
Growing - Challenger
Bonobo - El Toro
Gaudi - Hotel Caledonia
Booka Shade - Havanna Sex Dwarf
SubtractiveLAD - Life At The End Of The World
Near The Parenthesis - Settle In
Om Unit - Encoded
Ruxpin - Her Body Smells Of Cinnamon
Ernest Gonzales - When You Are Lost I Will Find You

ATTACK OF THE DJs, BITCHES!

Yep, it's full-on wick-wack again...not likely I'll stick the landing like last week, but there's a lot you can do with vinyl-on-plastic, after all.

Brian Posehn - Quitting Pot
Shooby Taylor - Shooby Records
Leonard Nimoy - Spock Thoughts
Fight Club - Slaves With White Collars
South Park - Timmy & Lords of the Underworld
Ren & Stimpy - It's Log!
Sesame Street (Big Bird) - ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Schoolhouse Rock - Lolly (Adverbs)
The Simpsons - Schoolhouse Parody
Daedelus - The Finishing Of A Thing
Solar Wimp - Regular Basis
Gonjasufi - Holidays
Kumquat - Readheaded Sasquatch For Jesus
SubtractiveLAD - Nautilus
Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist
DJ T-Rock - Doo Doo On Yourself
Cut Chemist - Tiny Bells
DJ Q-Bert - Tom Sawyer
DJ Revolutio - Get Ya Ass Kicked
DJ Logic - Peace Y'All - I Am In The House
Coldcut - Live In Koln
The Herbaliser - Goldrush
Jack Splash - Love Is A Symphony
DJ Wally - Possi Purple
Cobblestone Jazz - Midnight Sun
Bonobo - Kong
Javelin - C Town
Emika - Double Edge (Pinch Remix)
Gaudi - Oud We Think We Are?
Spy From Cairo - Leila - A Tribute to Mohamed Abdel Wahab
Untold - Bad Girls
Mux Mool - Ballad of Gloria Featherbottom
Growing - Camera '84
Ernest Gonzales - I'm Here You're There
DJ Shadow - Drums Of Death
DJ Spooky - Metro Mix

RETURNING WITH A SICKLY THUD, BITCHES!

(After-show update: "A++++....speedy acknowledgment and delivery. Would def do business with again. - Another Satisfied Customer")

But now I can kill ANYONE with my clipboard, yo! Keep that in mind if you think of leaving comments. 39 tracks, 36% new yellow-tape funk action from the eye-level shelf, btw.

Brian Posehn - Monkey Birthday
Dead Alewives - Talk Show
Head and Leg - I Dream of Jesus
Mister Rogers - Marry My Mom
Unknown - On The Side of the Underdog
Dr. Demento - Picard at McDonalds
Howard Stern - Bad American President
Schoolhouse Rock - I'm Just A Bill
Scooter CCCP's - Vomit Chunks Review
Yoda - Everybody's Free
South Park - Chocolate Salty Balls
Michael Jordan - Gatorade Outtakes
John Wayne - Drunk As A Skunk
ABC News - Bloopers
SubtractiveLAD - The Deep And Lovely Quiet
Orson Welles - Frozen Peas Spot
JC - Corporate Radio Thug
Sklar Brothers - Classic Rock
Simpsons - On Automation
Sesame Street - Yip Yip Yip w/Kermit the Frog
The Tick - Theme
Bix Medard - La Montagne
Gonjasufi - She Gone
Jack Splash - The Funhouse Has Mirrors
Kumquat - Cigarettes and Leather
Avalanches - Undersea Community
Juice Aleem - Hologram (Si Begg's We Are Future Mix Instrumental)
Coldcut - Say Kids What Time Is It
Cut Chemist - Lesson 4: The Radio
DJ Krush - Oce 9504
Javelin - Tell Me What Will it Be?
Bonobo - Kiara
Mux Mool - Hog Knuckles
Spy From Cairo - Kurdish Delight
Daedelus - An Armada Approaches
Gaudi - Serious Ting
Hackman - Pistol In Your Pocket
Cobblestone Jazz - Mr. Polite
Ernsest Gonzales - Purple Heart

DOODLES IN THA HAUS, BITCHES!

Yeah, that's right, I'm not even here tonight - it's that time of the year when I get to practice the killing-skillz I never get to use when busting pirates. A week practicing half-nelsons and knife-throwing comes in real fucking handy when inspecting radio stations.

Anyway, enjoy the dulcet sounds of brother Doodles McGee of the FDA, as he spins whatever the hell he will, and speak similarly. Good luck, mang!

WICKY-WACK ACTION FOR THE NEW SEASON, BITCHES!

Yeah, I know I'm jumping the gun by a good three or so days, but hey, when the turntablism wants out, you don't deny. It's the new style, old-skool ('cuz WEFT has no turntables). How does he do it? By playing other peeps' shit, of course!

Brian Posehn - Religion's Weird
National Lampoon - Monolithic Oil
Sanford and Son Theme
Schoolhouse Rock - The Energy Blues
Sesame Street - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
Star Wars - Imperial Death March
South Park - Chicken Wings
The Honorable Worm - Suffering Is Fun
Sam's Cosmic Radio - Money For Nothing (Double Speed)
Solar Wimp - DeeMackDismembers
The New Monarchs - Electrocaching
SubtractiveLAD - Ne Plus Ultra
King Cotton - Roscoe's Rap
Avalanches - Rock City
DJ Krush - Ground (w/Deflon Sallahr from Hedrush)
DJ Revolution - Hard Rock
Coldcut - I'm Wild About That Thing
DJ Food - Bass City Roller
Jack Splash - Disko Labyrinth
DJ Q-Bert - Sneak Attack
DJ Cam - Gangsta Shit
Cut Chemist - A Peak In Time
DJ Shadow - Devil's Advocate
DJ Logic - Mnemonics
DJ Spooky - Dumb Muthafucka
Spy From Cairo - Nayphony
David Starfire - Ashes
Doc Daneeka - Drums In The Deep
Dada Life - Love Vibrations (Phatzoo Remix)
Ernest Gonzales - Emerald Nova
Alphanaut - Night Blind
Javelin - Intervales Theme
Juice Aleem - Hologram (Si Begg's Pleasure Principle Mix Instrumental)

AMNESIA-TIME, BITCHES!

For real, yo - I don't remember even putting together this show. Let's discover the tapestry together, eh?

Brian Posehn - Married Life - Sorry Fat Dudes
Mister Rogers - It's Such a Good Feeling
Cookie Monster - I Did it For the Cookie
Strong Bad - Techno
South Park - Uncle Fucker
Wayne Brunner - Women of Wisconsin
Erik Anderson - Weekend Patrol
Shane Killian - DeCSS Hoedown
Devo (as Cube Squared) - Baby Doll
Unknown - What's It to Ya
RedRue - Radio Run By Ants
Schoolhouse Rock - Elbow Room
Lanes - Things Down There
Tom Waits - Small Change
Strawbs - Part Of The Union
Unknown - Put On Your Fez
Dokaka - 21st Century Schizoid Man
Sam's Cosmic Radio - Sancho
Rolling Stones - Can't You Hear Me Knocking
SubtractiveLAD - Beginning Again
Polvo - The Curtain Remembers
Smashing Pumpkins - Zero
The Pixies - Alec Eiffel
Jonas - Like Hoy
Weird Al Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums
Juice Aleem - Higher Higher (Revox ft. Serocee, Rider Shafique, Charles Moopowe, Blackitude, Kosyne, TY, TheWhatSupreme, and Justice Hotep)
Son Lux - Weapons VI (Alias Remix)
Avalanches - Flight Tonight
Cut Chemist v. ShortKut - Ca Ca Ba Ba
Om Unit - Lightrids
Javelin - Oh! Centra
Tantroniq - Miss You
Solar Wimp - Absolutely Changed
The New Monarchs - Home
David Starfire - Cobra
Bomb The Bass - Milakia ft. Martin Gore
Yoko Kanno - American Money
Ernest Gonzales - Psychedlic Bellhop

40% NBV NITE, BITCHES!

(that's new shit from the shelf-by-volume, for those a lil' slow.) 'Tis good to be back in the saddle.

Brian Posehn - Dork for Thirty Years
Joseph Wecker - DeCSS Descramble
King of Uke - Anarchy in the UK
Mindless Drug Hoover - The Reefer Song
Milton Bradley - Mystery Date
Ralph Stanley - Oh Death
Otis Fodder - Brilliant Pillows (Many Moons)
Philo Drummond - Go Deeper
Dokaka - Yodeling Man
Princess Ramona - Then I Start to Yodel
Another Electronic Musician - Treading
Stompin Tom Connors - Iron Workers Song
Tom Ze - Dor e Dor
Sukpatch - Stained-N-Strained
Messer Chups - Intro Monstro Crescendo
Polvo - Wild Turkey
Sultans of Ping FC - Terrorist Angel
Pixies - Something Against You
Smashing Pumpkins - Where Boys Fear to Tread
Lanes - Midwich Element
NotLad - LostSoul (anti-puffy-remix)
SPM - Mexican Radio Sliced
Juice Aleem - Higher Higher (Offshore remix)
Boy Eats Drum Machine - ABQ
Blockhead - Farewell Spaceman
Alice Russell - Living The Life Of A Dreamer (Ste Keys Remix)
David Starfire - Sitarfire
Spy From Cairo - Reggada
Tantroniq - Planet Blue
Symbion Project - Disbeliever, Do Not Conceal Disbelief In Your Soul
Four Tet - Reversing
Tantroniq - Goodbye Zero One
Son Lux - Weapons V
Ernest Gonzales - We Can Live In The Forest
Unknown - Symphony 4 Dot Matrix Printers (Abbreviated)

NO SHOW, BITCHES!

Not because I didn't want to, but because we're donating our 'lil chunk of the airwaves to the 13th annual Homelessness Marathon. Check the website, and listen to the voice of the voiceless for a change.

And with that, ruminate on this:

"Perhaps this world will never conform to perfectly to our needs - people will always die before they are ready, perfect relationships will end in ruins, adventures will end in catastrophe and beautiful moments be forgotten. But what breaks my heart is the way we flee from those inevitable truths into the arms of more horrible things. It may be true that every man is lost in a universe that is fundamentally indifferent to him, locked forever in a terrifying solitude - but it doesn't have to be true that some people starve while others destroy food or leave fertile farms untilled. It doesn't have to be true that men and women waste their lives away working to serve the hollow greed of a few rich men, just to survive. It doesn't have to be that we never dare to tell each other what we really want, to share ourselves honestly, to use our talents and capabilities to make life more bearable, let alone more beautiful. That's unnecessary tragedy, stupid tragedy, pathetic and pointless. It's not even utopian to demand that we put an end to farces like these."

GET IT WHILE YOU CAN, BITCHES!

A station-enforced hiatus is on tap for next wk, details to follow (it's all good, for a good cause). So get yr qwirkiness/rawk/"RPM" fix now, while it's fresssssssssh!

Brian Posehn - Opening/I'm A Good Friend
Unknown - Jesus Christ Action Figure
Gil Scott-Heron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
Sammy Davis, Jr. - In The Ghetto
Morri Namaste - Don't Mess With Marv
John Trubee - Blind Man's Penis
Holger Czukay - Hit Hit Flop Flop
Manu Chao - Infinita Tristeza
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan - Lament
Big Poo Generator - I'm Gonna Run Into The Bathroom
Lanes - Verity
The Verve - Star Sail
Kent - Revolt III
Ivan Klipstein - Underground
Temposhark - The World Does Not Revolve Around You
Handphibians - Live
Stephen Malkmus - Sin
Polvo - Tilebreaker
Matt Miller - Goin' To Hell
Chris Joss - Keep On Digging
Dokaka - The Trooper (Iron Maiden)
Smashing Pumpkins - Tales of a Scorched Earth
Pixies - The Sad Punk
Son Lux - Weapons II
Oy - Toilet Witch
Oy - Naughty Girl
Blockhead - Hell Camp
Ent - Silver Moment
Another Electronic Musician - Fourteen Waters
Spy From Cairo - Blood and Honey
Tantroniq - Contender
Tantroniq - Pluck
Four Tet - This Unfolds
Ernest Gonzales - Falling Asleep To The Glow Of The Television
Shlohmo - Antigravity (Fulgeance Remix)

WHOOPS, BITCHES!

Sorry for misleading ya....I'm in the 'qwirky' section of my personal library, not the 'incorrect' section yet. Formal musical incorrectness happens sometime between our upcoming foci on turntablism and punk/metal.

In the meantime, I'm still playing nearly half the tracks of a show before for first voice break - ruminate on that!

Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
Roger Waters - Perfect Sense pt. 1 (partially backmasked)
Soundgarden - 665
Unknown - Chimiddorzh Ghanzhu
Unknown - Bovine Insta-Grow
Bloodhound Gang - Pac Man (Edit)
Bert the Turtle - Duck and Cover
Big Poo Generator - Kid Headly, The Dog With A Really Big Head
Existo - Fuckin' A
Doug Bozack - Nutsack Bounce
Dana Lyons - Cows With Guns
Frazier Chorus - Anarchy in the UK
Eric Idle - FCC Song
Cookie Monster - C Is For Cookie
Unknown - Fat Albert Theme
Oy - I'll Build My Church
Dick Gaughan - Workers' Song
The Verve - So It Goes
Thingy - Ballpoint Pen
Dokaka - Smells Like Teen Spirit
Polvo - Thermal Treasure
Pixies - River Euphrates
Smashing Pumpkins - Love
Stanford Prison Experiment - Worst Case Scenario
Chris Joss - Kali Flowers
Ent - Do Not Adjust Your Set
Oy - Aeh
Blockhead - Pity Party
Ernest Gonzales - Dancing In The Snow
Tantroniq - Mutiny of Modems
Another Electronic Musician - Memetic
Spy From Cairo - Jennaty ft. Ghalia Benali
Tantrroniq - Search For Planet Blue
Chirag Mehta - Dey Dook Ar Jahbs
Four Tet - Circling
Shlohmo - Teeth
Frank Zappa - Porn Wars

SING ALONG WITH SPOCK, BITCHES!

Yeah, that's just one of many fun tings in store tonite. 38 tracks, 37% new juice.

Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview
ELO - El Dorado (partially backmasked)
Barry White - Bloopers
Unknown - A Pirate's Life For Me
Unknown - Bag-O-Fish 2
Barnes & Barnes - Fish Heads
Leonard Nimoy - Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
Big Poo Generator - I'm Gonna Kick Myself in the Balls
Dr. Demento - They're Coming to Take Me Away
Bob Blank - Lydla Lunch: A Cruise To The Moon
James Kochalka - Ben The Stupid Brontosaurus
Eugene Chadbourne - Nazi Punks Fuck Off
Dokaka - Electric Funeral
Beatallica - For Horsemen
Oy - Kumakey
The Verve - Butterfly
Polvo - Stinger (Five Wigs)
Ent - Will
The Belltower - Plastic Man
Ride - Black Nite Crash
Thingy - Revolution In A Box
Pixies - Planet Of Sound
Blockhead - Attack The Doctor
Thee American Revolution - Saturn Daze
VPN - Increments
Sonic Youth - Drunk Butterfly
Stanford Prison Experiment - Nails That Stick Up Get Hammered Down
Soundgarden - Room A Thousand Years Wide
Smashing Pumpkins - Jellybelly
Oy - Snake
Fieldhead - I'm Fond Of Maps
Lanes - Amyland Triquetra
Blockhead - The Daily Routine
Four Tet - Angel Echoes
Chris Joss - Jha Mon
Shlohmo - Dead Pixel
Another Electronic Musician - Late Monday
Tantroniq - Hello Zero One

DOWN THE HATCH, BITCHES!

Yeah, tonight we just barely scrape the surface of the iceberg that is incorrect music. Look it up - it's an actual genre. Prepare yr ears, funtcases....

Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
Cheap Trick - Gonna Raise Hell (partially backmasked)
Big Poo Generator - Rockin' Retard
The Belltower - One Dimensional
The Stone Roses - I Wanna Be Adored
Swervedriver - Duel
The Verve - A Northern Soul
Sonic Youth - Doctor's Orders (Thurston Vocal)
Fieldhead - Broken
Swell - Get High
Thee American Revolution - Blow My Mind
The Pixies - Gigantic
Thingy - Cut
Swirlies - San Cristobal De Las Casas
Stereolab - Sadistic
Polvo - Snowstorm In Iowa
VPN - Hi Heeled Gloves
The August Sons - Something New
Shlohmo - Post Amosphere
The Sugar Jets - 2nd Grade Art Class
Sugar - Mind Is An Island
Stanford Prison Experiment - Mr. Teacher Dad
Soundgarden - Outshined
Smashing Pumpkins - Fuck You (An Ode to No One)
Pavement - No Life Singed Her
Ride - Grasshopper
Blockhead - Which One Of You Jerks Drank My Arnold Palmer?
Blockhead - Only Sequences Change
Chris Joss - Optical
Poirier - Coco Drunk
Shlohmo - Spoons
Oy - Hatching
Dokaka - Creeping Death

DROPPIN' ROCKS DEUX, BITCHES!

It's been 100+ episodes of the poodles, peeps, you have to expect the headline-juices to sieze in a while. Compared to back then, tho, we've come a long way. Even some of the new RPM is rawkin, what?

It just may be that I feel a musical transition coming on....qwirkily.

Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees
Stereolab - Golden Atoms
Sundial - Dual
Ride - Mouse Trap
Swervedriver - Blowin' Cool
Stone Roses - Don't Stop
STS9 - Echoes
Swell - At Long Last
Peach - Lord of Less
Shudder to Think - X-French T-Shirt
The August Sons - Down At the CTE Sound Lab
Pavement - Hit the Plane Down
Polvo - Ox Scapula
Pond - Sundial
Sausage - Prelude To Fear
Fieldhead - Of October
Thee American Revolution - Grit Magazine
Sonic Youth - Bull in the Heather
Nirvana - Verse Chorus Verse
Stanford Prison Experiment - Little Dragon
Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose
Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Butterfly Wings
Sugar - Tilted
Terrorvision - 4 I Was You
Mudhoney - Suck You Dry
Yuuki Matthews - Giants
Urban Legend - El Huracan (ft. Rico Paobon & La Bruja)
Oy - First Box Then Walk
Poirier - 90's Backyard
Shlohmo - 7am
Blockhead - The Music Scene
Swirlies - House of Pancake

SCRAPIN' BARRELS, BITCHES!

Naw, it just smells that way sometimes. We're still 7% above the no-no new-music zone.

Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
Ride - Leave Them All Behind
Pinback - Thrak
Stone Roses - Fool's Gold
Shudder to Think - Own Me
Fieldhead - They Shook Hands For Hours
Peach - Late for Surgery
Seam - Hey Latasha
Oysterhead - The Grand Pecking Order
Pond - Happy Cow Farm Family
Polvo - Every Holy Shroud
Pavement - Conduit For Sale!
Yuuki Matthews - Hive
Monsterland - Nobody Loves You
Smashing Pumpkins - Bodies
Soundgarden - Drawing Flies
Stanford Prison Experiment - So Far So Good
Sausage - Here's To The Man
Mudhoney - Let It Slide
Nirvana - Return of the Rat
Sonic Youth - Nic Fit
Nicolay - Omotesando
Plan B - Sick 2 Def (acoustic)
Turntables on The Hudson - The Pleb: One For Senegal
Poirier - Marathon
Tricky Meets South Rakkas Crew - Slow
Stereolab - Iron Man
Roberto Carlos Lange - Mines
Shlohmo - Tomato Squeeze
Yuuki Matthews - Sea Sponge Cake
Primal Scream - If They Move Kill 'Em

CRANK THE CRANK, BITCHES!

For some reason, there's lots of bands with the word "head" in their name tonight. I don't know how that happened. Bring me a thumb!

Adam Sandler - The Adventures Of The Cow
Unknown - New American Century
Walt Mink - She Can Dream
Pinback - Hurley
Ride - Cool Your Boots
Radiohead - Everything in its Right Place
Peach - Dead Soldier's Coat
Tribute - Truth
STS9 - Re:Stereo
Nirvana - Moist Vagina
Presidents of the United States of America - Kitty
White Stripes - Hello Operator
Oysterhead - Shadow of a Man
Sausage - Riddles Are Abound Tonight
Reggae Death Squad - Fishmouth Replica
Ryno - Beat32
Polvo - Duped
Pavement - Unfair
Verbena - Baby Got Shot
Mudhoney - Into The Drink
Unknown - W Bush Whatever
Pond - Glass Sparkles In Their Hair
Monsterland - Car on Fire
Polysics - Each Life Each End
Fieldhead - Document One
Wnico - Proffecior
Ryno - Xmas Song
Jack Splash - Sly Stone
Tricky Meets South Rakkas Crew - Coalition
JME - Serious (Run The Road Remix)
Turntables on The Hudson - Marzebian: Let It Ride
Primal Scream - Exterminator
Nicolay - Bullet Train
Yuuki Matthews - Conquerors
Roberto Carlos Lange - Rain Dance