Welcome to April - I'M A FOOL!

As if anything else were new, BITCHES?

Denis Leary - Life's Gonna Suck
Denis Leary - Fuck the Pope
Ubuibi - F the Leader
Beach Boys - Old Master Painter/You Are My Sunshine
Johnny Horton - Battle of New Orleans
Poison Popcorn - CIA Weapons Speech
Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
Tape Beatles - Wow, Feel the Amazing Power
Buckner & Garcia - Mousetrap
Merle Haggard - Workin' Man Blues
Autechre - Palel Suns
Willie Nelson & Johnny Cash - Ghostriders In the Sky
Tennessee Ernie Ford - Sixteen Tons
Beatles - I Am the Walrus
Jimi Hendrix - Freedom
Cream - Tales of Brave Ulysses
THe PISs - Ellen Feiss Likes Pee
Roger Miller - My Uncle Used to Love Me But She Died
Captain Beefheart - Run Paint Run
Led Zeppelin - Moby Dick/Bonzo's Montreux
Alpha - Song of Silence
Teargas & Plateglass - L'hopital De Martyrs
Wobbly - Put Your Hands In My Eyes
Mahjongg - Pontiac
Mashed Buddha - Temptation
The Bran Flakes - Everybody Pay Attention Now
Wax Audio - Major Combat Operations
Scott Walmsley - George's Penis
Laromlab - Phat And Phunky Pt. 1
Mission Giant - Northern Poles
Lowfish - Machine Aesthetic #8
Clark - Mercy Sines
Autechre - Theswere
Mission Giant - Metroplexed
Dad's New Slacks - Ice Teal

Bring on the cowboy boots, BITCHES!!!!

I warned ya:

Denis Leary - Asshole of the Year
Kimya Dawson - Tire Swing
Roger Miller - You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd
Johnny Cash - Tennessee Stud
Scott Walmsley - Bill O'Reilley is a Major Fuck Head
Tom Tom Club - Genius of Love (12" version)
Buckner & Garcia - Hyperspace
The Beatles - Helter Skelter
Alpha - Morbison
Stephen McQuillen - Criminal Incompetence
Bob Dylan - Masters of War
Tom T. Hall - Subdivision Blues
Cream - Swlabr
Frank Zappa - Apostrophe
Mystery Palace - Two Way Stranger
Busy P - Rainbow Man
Autechre - Altibzz
Mashed Buddha - Zen Conspiracy
Mission Giant - Trunk Full of 12-Volts
Lowfish - The Controlling Hand
Autechre - bnc Castl
Teargas & Plateglass - Simplify This Landscape With Darkness
Clark - BEG
Mission Giant - Hard Drive
Wobbly - Clawing Out Your Eyes
The Bran Flakes - Dear Mom & Dad
Wax Audio - Ramshackle
Social Security - Hi, Bye (short version)
Beach Boys - Mrs. O'Leary's Cow
Chris Ball - Urgent Day Off
Tape Beatles - Recognize, Resist
Value Village People - Self Hell

TRANSITIONAL SHOW ACTION, BITCHES!

GET READY FOR THE COUNTRY-WESTERN, FUNTCASES!!!

scott walmsley - flag waving bullshit (ft. david cross)
poison popcorn - cia 80s bands speech
steev hise - ferrante, zeppelin & teicher
denis leary - save this
beach boys - the child is the father of the man
the beatles - elanor rigby
social security - cerebral halsey
captain beefheart - diddy wah
cream - political man
buckner & garcia - defender
orina - has bush forgotten
skidmark bob - oil pigs
miss massive snowflake - meredith
tom compagnoni - wmd: american justice
the coup - get up ft. dead prez
quasimoto - the unseen pt 1
quasimoto - return of the loop digga
sage francis - intuition ft. jaysonic
shane newville - experiment x
aaron lacrate & debonair samir - know how ft. young mc (theme mix)
aaron lacrate & debonair samir - jeep ass gutter ft. masta ace (vocal mix)
crystal castles - untrust us
lowfish - the frezing
autechre - perlence
alpha - first day
alpha - ariels
vitor hublot - aller simple
the bran flakes - side by side
teargas & plateglass - one day across the valley
mission giant - beyond words
bonefish sam & his power orchestra - a mr. t adventure experience
stark effect - the real thing
wobbly - a camel for cidilla
the former yugoslavia - what would jesus drive?
workshoppe radio phonik - boy echo alpha tengo lima
stallio - war of the selfish mascots
tape beatles - microphone burning in flames

THE ALMOST-LAST OF WHAT YOU'VE KNOWN, BITCHES!!!

That is to say, a genre-switch-up is in the works. Stay tuned. And we still need $9,500 to stay on the air, funtcases. So pony up, you online listening freeloaders! Help us out here, bitches!

Denis Leary - Fat Fucks
Radio Crack - GWB on Dick
The Lorin Swelk Orchestra - Party Tonight
Tape Beatles - America is Confident
Scott Walmsley - Steadfast Savings & Loan
Social Security - Loder Runner
Skidmark Bob - Fear USA
Scooter - Bush Coronation Mix
Value Village People - Jello Dog Food
Scumbag Bastard - Clinton's 7 lbs of Semen
Wobbly - What's the Use
Stevedood - Rack & Pinion
Vidar Brenodden - Their Own Destruction
Gnarls Barkley - Who Cares?
Sage Francis - Hey Bobby
Quasimoto - Microphone Mathematics
Quasimoto - Put a Curse on You
The Coup - Me and Jesus the Pimp
Chris Joss - I Want Freedom
The Bran Flakes - Mutual Admiration and Love
Poison Popcorn - Presidential Address
Twink - Boys and Girls
Stark Effect - One More Shout
Boys Noize - Lava Lava
Carl Craig - Rhythm & Sound: Poor People Must Work (remix)
Marie Moor - Pretty Day
Lowfish - Wahwa
Autechre - The Plc
Autechre - Lo
Alpha - Till You Drop
Shane Newville - Beautiful and Perfect
rx - HIV AIDS
Mission Giant - Overload
Teargas & Plateglass - Introduction
Teargas & Plateglass - Plague Burial Featuring David Hykes
Ben Burck - Sailor Mom
Workshoppe Radio Phonik - Big Time Shopping
Stop Children - Medicine Head 24 Hour

Back in the slippery saddle, BITCHES!

And with 38 whole tracks of stuff - 34% of which is new music - and NO PLEDGE DRIVE RAPPING, EITHER, BITCHES!

Denis Leary - Death
Alpha - Given Time
Tape Beatles - Concern About
Tape Beatles - Grave Implications
The Former Yugoslavia - Hold Me Down (HCV)
Big City Orchestra - vio
Social Security - IGM
Workshoppe Radio Phonik - Ben Shatner Bastard
Stop Children - It's the Beat
National Cynical Network - Hard Work
Scumbag Bastard - McDonald's And Gastric Distress
Stevedood - Cognitive Overload
New Horizons in Violence - Deep Personal Love
Sage Francis - Can I Kick It Live
Public Enemy - Can You Hear Me Now
Quasimoto - Low Class Conspiracy
Atmosphere - You Played Yourself
The Coup - Fat Cats, Bigga Fish
Chris Joss - Jungle Dolls
The Bran Flakes - Collage Collage
Tone Def and the Bots - Bushwack2
The Comix - Touch Past Mon Sexe
Boys Noize - Let's Buy Happiness
Stark Effect - Acrheopteryx
Carl Craig - Innerzone Orchestra: Bug In the Bass Bin
Shane Newville - Evil Ninja Guys
stAllio! - boo!
Mission Giant - I-35e S
Mission Giant - I-35w N
Mission Giant - I-35 W
Shane Newville - Samaurai Showdown
Radiohead - Like Spinning Plates
Miss Massive Snowflake - Hillarianos
(c)(P)ee - King Brian
Twink - Animal Talk
Stevedood - Caterpillar
Wobbly - Sales Technique
Shawn Onsgard - A Word From the Oval Office

pledge drive UPDATE, BITCHES!

woo hoo!

We raised $130 tonight: spectra-excial thanks goes to the PANTLESS BUNNYMFFIN ((:*)) and Tim Myers for kickin' in some cash. We covered the $42 it actually take to ran the station for the show, which means WEFT cleared $88 IN PURE PROFIT, BITCHES!!!

Next week, I expect you online funtcases to start puntin' in.

NOODLES IN THA HAUS, BITCHES!

It's PLEDGE DRIVE TIME AGAIN, BITCHES! Hit us up with money if you want Poodles and company to continue - it costs approximately $21 an hour to keep this particular bitch up and running. Generosity-tiiiiiiiiiiiiime!

Denis Leary - Beer
Wobbly - Hi There
Tape Beatles - I Can't Do It
Mind - Let's Play A Game
Andy MacMillian - The Media
Alpha - Silver Bullet
Polymixin - The Civilized World
WXM - madbandscan121101
Poison Popcorn - Preparing for Emergencies
Stevedood - Preparing for Emergencies
Stevedood - Magic Combos
Chris Joss - Granted
The Former Yugoslavia - Classical Shady
Sage Francis - Makeshift Patriot Final Mix
Social Security - Educated Fool
Public Enemy - Show 'Em Whatcha Got
Atmosphere - Crewed Up
The Coup - The Repo Man
Shane Newville - Apartment Break 2000
Quasimoto - Dinosaur Brain Beat
The Coup - This One's a Girl
Newcleus - Jam On It
Torpedo Boyz - Chickee Pow! ft. Jim Burke & Pat C.
The Bran Flakes - Bounces
Let's Go To War - Life We Live
Carl Craig - Theo Parrish: Falling Up (Remix)
Carl Craig - Psyche: From Beyond (Original Version)
Stop Children - Compassion Fatigue
Shane Newville - To Calm the Angry Monster
RIAA - RIAA Anthem
Scott Walmsley - A Song for Cats and Dog
Miss Massive Snowflake - Sunday, Monday
Scott Marshall - Warporn
Stark Effect - In the Room