(insert pithy yet slightly disjointed phraseology here), BITCHES!

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I will admit

That this show was produced on partial cruise control. That being said, I make no apologies: 24% new music? deal with it, BITCHES!

denis leary - lock and load
frank zappa - brown shoes don't cut it
jimmy dean - big bad john
cat stevens - peace train
led zeppelin - nobody's fault but mine
belle & sebastian - legal man
c.w. mccall - convoy
teargas & plateglass - rain falling on ann's grave
johnny cash - drive on
nancy sinatra - these boots are made for walking
jimi hendrix - crosstown traffic
roger miller - chug-a-lug
boxcar willie - orange blossom special
beach boys - vega-tables
beatles - octopus's garden
hoyt axton - dell and the dealer
autechre - outh9x
buckner & garcia - do the donkey kong
murray head - one night in bangkok
art of noise - paranoimia (max headroom mix)
berlin - the metro
gary numan - cars (spahn ranch remix)
mashed buddha - hype
lowfish - 999
clark - violenl
autechre - fwzE
teargas & plateglass - pray for night to fall
teargas & plateglass - book of black valentines
wax audio - this crusade
tape beatles - the american adventure
the bran flakes - speak to me through your shoes
emp-t - son of satan
wobbly - if someone touches you

Welcome to April - I'M A FOOL!

As if anything else were new, BITCHES?

Denis Leary - Life's Gonna Suck
Denis Leary - Fuck the Pope
Ubuibi - F the Leader
Beach Boys - Old Master Painter/You Are My Sunshine
Johnny Horton - Battle of New Orleans
Poison Popcorn - CIA Weapons Speech
Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
Tape Beatles - Wow, Feel the Amazing Power
Buckner & Garcia - Mousetrap
Merle Haggard - Workin' Man Blues
Autechre - Palel Suns
Willie Nelson & Johnny Cash - Ghostriders In the Sky
Tennessee Ernie Ford - Sixteen Tons
Beatles - I Am the Walrus
Jimi Hendrix - Freedom
Cream - Tales of Brave Ulysses
THe PISs - Ellen Feiss Likes Pee
Roger Miller - My Uncle Used to Love Me But She Died
Captain Beefheart - Run Paint Run
Led Zeppelin - Moby Dick/Bonzo's Montreux
Alpha - Song of Silence
Teargas & Plateglass - L'hopital De Martyrs
Wobbly - Put Your Hands In My Eyes
Mahjongg - Pontiac
Mashed Buddha - Temptation
The Bran Flakes - Everybody Pay Attention Now
Wax Audio - Major Combat Operations
Scott Walmsley - George's Penis
Laromlab - Phat And Phunky Pt. 1
Mission Giant - Northern Poles
Lowfish - Machine Aesthetic #8
Clark - Mercy Sines
Autechre - Theswere
Mission Giant - Metroplexed
Dad's New Slacks - Ice Teal

Bring on the cowboy boots, BITCHES!!!!

I warned ya:

Denis Leary - Asshole of the Year
Kimya Dawson - Tire Swing
Roger Miller - You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd
Johnny Cash - Tennessee Stud
Scott Walmsley - Bill O'Reilley is a Major Fuck Head
Tom Tom Club - Genius of Love (12" version)
Buckner & Garcia - Hyperspace
The Beatles - Helter Skelter
Alpha - Morbison
Stephen McQuillen - Criminal Incompetence
Bob Dylan - Masters of War
Tom T. Hall - Subdivision Blues
Cream - Swlabr
Frank Zappa - Apostrophe
Mystery Palace - Two Way Stranger
Busy P - Rainbow Man
Autechre - Altibzz
Mashed Buddha - Zen Conspiracy
Mission Giant - Trunk Full of 12-Volts
Lowfish - The Controlling Hand
Autechre - bnc Castl
Teargas & Plateglass - Simplify This Landscape With Darkness
Clark - BEG
Mission Giant - Hard Drive
Wobbly - Clawing Out Your Eyes
The Bran Flakes - Dear Mom & Dad
Wax Audio - Ramshackle
Social Security - Hi, Bye (short version)
Beach Boys - Mrs. O'Leary's Cow
Chris Ball - Urgent Day Off
Tape Beatles - Recognize, Resist
Value Village People - Self Hell

TRANSITIONAL SHOW ACTION, BITCHES!

GET READY FOR THE COUNTRY-WESTERN, FUNTCASES!!!

scott walmsley - flag waving bullshit (ft. david cross)
poison popcorn - cia 80s bands speech
steev hise - ferrante, zeppelin & teicher
denis leary - save this
beach boys - the child is the father of the man
the beatles - elanor rigby
social security - cerebral halsey
captain beefheart - diddy wah
cream - political man
buckner & garcia - defender
orina - has bush forgotten
skidmark bob - oil pigs
miss massive snowflake - meredith
tom compagnoni - wmd: american justice
the coup - get up ft. dead prez
quasimoto - the unseen pt 1
quasimoto - return of the loop digga
sage francis - intuition ft. jaysonic
shane newville - experiment x
aaron lacrate & debonair samir - know how ft. young mc (theme mix)
aaron lacrate & debonair samir - jeep ass gutter ft. masta ace (vocal mix)
crystal castles - untrust us
lowfish - the frezing
autechre - perlence
alpha - first day
alpha - ariels
vitor hublot - aller simple
the bran flakes - side by side
teargas & plateglass - one day across the valley
mission giant - beyond words
bonefish sam & his power orchestra - a mr. t adventure experience
stark effect - the real thing
wobbly - a camel for cidilla
the former yugoslavia - what would jesus drive?
workshoppe radio phonik - boy echo alpha tengo lima
stallio - war of the selfish mascots
tape beatles - microphone burning in flames

THE ALMOST-LAST OF WHAT YOU'VE KNOWN, BITCHES!!!

That is to say, a genre-switch-up is in the works. Stay tuned. And we still need $9,500 to stay on the air, funtcases. So pony up, you online listening freeloaders! Help us out here, bitches!

Denis Leary - Fat Fucks
Radio Crack - GWB on Dick
The Lorin Swelk Orchestra - Party Tonight
Tape Beatles - America is Confident
Scott Walmsley - Steadfast Savings & Loan
Social Security - Loder Runner
Skidmark Bob - Fear USA
Scooter - Bush Coronation Mix
Value Village People - Jello Dog Food
Scumbag Bastard - Clinton's 7 lbs of Semen
Wobbly - What's the Use
Stevedood - Rack & Pinion
Vidar Brenodden - Their Own Destruction
Gnarls Barkley - Who Cares?
Sage Francis - Hey Bobby
Quasimoto - Microphone Mathematics
Quasimoto - Put a Curse on You
The Coup - Me and Jesus the Pimp
Chris Joss - I Want Freedom
The Bran Flakes - Mutual Admiration and Love
Poison Popcorn - Presidential Address
Twink - Boys and Girls
Stark Effect - One More Shout
Boys Noize - Lava Lava
Carl Craig - Rhythm & Sound: Poor People Must Work (remix)
Marie Moor - Pretty Day
Lowfish - Wahwa
Autechre - The Plc
Autechre - Lo
Alpha - Till You Drop
Shane Newville - Beautiful and Perfect
rx - HIV AIDS
Mission Giant - Overload
Teargas & Plateglass - Introduction
Teargas & Plateglass - Plague Burial Featuring David Hykes
Ben Burck - Sailor Mom
Workshoppe Radio Phonik - Big Time Shopping
Stop Children - Medicine Head 24 Hour

Back in the slippery saddle, BITCHES!

And with 38 whole tracks of stuff - 34% of which is new music - and NO PLEDGE DRIVE RAPPING, EITHER, BITCHES!

Denis Leary - Death
Alpha - Given Time
Tape Beatles - Concern About
Tape Beatles - Grave Implications
The Former Yugoslavia - Hold Me Down (HCV)
Big City Orchestra - vio
Social Security - IGM
Workshoppe Radio Phonik - Ben Shatner Bastard
Stop Children - It's the Beat
National Cynical Network - Hard Work
Scumbag Bastard - McDonald's And Gastric Distress
Stevedood - Cognitive Overload
New Horizons in Violence - Deep Personal Love
Sage Francis - Can I Kick It Live
Public Enemy - Can You Hear Me Now
Quasimoto - Low Class Conspiracy
Atmosphere - You Played Yourself
The Coup - Fat Cats, Bigga Fish
Chris Joss - Jungle Dolls
The Bran Flakes - Collage Collage
Tone Def and the Bots - Bushwack2
The Comix - Touch Past Mon Sexe
Boys Noize - Let's Buy Happiness
Stark Effect - Acrheopteryx
Carl Craig - Innerzone Orchestra: Bug In the Bass Bin
Shane Newville - Evil Ninja Guys
stAllio! - boo!
Mission Giant - I-35e S
Mission Giant - I-35w N
Mission Giant - I-35 W
Shane Newville - Samaurai Showdown
Radiohead - Like Spinning Plates
Miss Massive Snowflake - Hillarianos
(c)(P)ee - King Brian
Twink - Animal Talk
Stevedood - Caterpillar
Wobbly - Sales Technique
Shawn Onsgard - A Word From the Oval Office