BACK FROM THE BRINK, BITCHES!

In more ways then you will ever know, my dear funtcases. Going forward, Poodles fodder will have a bit of extra flava to it. I will explain on the air. You will probably not even notice the difference.

Jello Biafra - Depends on the Drug
Jeremy Enigk - Explain
Jose Gonzalez - Stay in the Shade
Fonda - Loving You Makes Me Sad
Orwell - Toutes les Nouvelles Parlent d'Hier
Musicians of Kunduz and Faizabad - Horse Driver's Song
Patrick Macnee - Kinky Boots
David Shire - The Taking of Pelham 123
Johnny Cash - Thirteen
Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues
Bajofondo Tango Club - Infiltrado
Madness - House of Fun
Larry Shaw - Who Owns Your Dial
The Beastie Boys - Believe
Desert Rat - I Really Like The Cops
MC Hawking - Jesse Helms
Matthew Dear - Sound & Vision
Jesus Jones - Spiral
Nine Inch Nails - Head Like a Hole (Copper Mix)
Booka Shade - Charlotte
Bajofondo Tango Club - No Pregunto Cuantos Sol
Holger Crukay - Dancing in Wide Circles
Kodo - A-SON-JA-O
Internal/External - Weedhead
The Orb - Lost & Found
Sound Tribe Sector 9 - Beyond Right Now
Quiet Village - Gold Rush
Consolidated - The Sexual Politics of Meat
Mad Capsule Markets - Multiplies
Spahn Ranch - Vortex (Uberzone Remix)
Marco Capelli - George's America
DJ Coldcut w/ Jello Biafra - Every Home a Prison (Keoki Remix)

NOTHING TO LIVE FOR, BITCHES!

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ALMOST-AUTOPILOT, BITCHES!

No, really, it's all live and good. But the musical narrative didn't turn out as stellar as I'd hoped. Uncle Poodles is undergoing recompression therapy. You always aim for a home run but sometimes a ground-rule double is good enough. Luckily for us, this should be the LAST SHOW on our reduced power level, bitches!

David Cross - Goodnight Assholes!
Natalie Walker - Monarch
Johnny Cash - The Legend of John Henry
Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue
Hayseed Dixie - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Frank Zappa/Captain Beefheart - Willy the Pimp
Violent Femmes - Blister in the Sun
Quiet Village - Free Rider
Beck - MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
Shirley Bassey - Goldfinger
James Brown - Sex Machine
Frequency - Awake
Ben Harper - Oppression
Bajofondo Tango Club - El Andean
Lupe Fiasco ft. GemStones - Dumb It Down
Booka Shade - Outskirts
Nine inch Nails - Get Down Make Love
KMFDM - Sex on the Flag
Consolidated - Friendly Fascism
Alabama 3 - Mao Tse Tung Said
Delicious Vinyl All-Stars - Never Stop (Pink Enemy RMX)
The Herbaliser - Amores Bongo
DeeJay OM - Silk Dealers of New Delhi
Frequency - End of the World Part I
Axisgallery - Disturbing Behavior
The Orb - DDD (Dirty Disco Dub)
Dean Elliot & His Big Band - Y
DJ Pantshead - Bowling
Workshoppe Radio Phonik - Cut
Happy Flowers - Let's Eat the Baby (Like the Gerbils Did)

FILLING TIME WITH MISCENALLY, BITCHES!

~30% new RPM from the floor, funtcases. Within two weeks we should be back to full power. Props to those who relay!

David Cross - Prom Night With Melinda Hildenburgh
Tom Waits - Clap Hands
Shirley Bassey - Diamonds Are Forever
Frank Zappa - Titties and Beer
Isaac Hayes - Shaft
Johnny Cash - Orange Blossom Special
Johnny Cash - Mean-Eyed Cat
Hayseed Dixie - Big Balls
Booka Shade - Karma Car (Album Version)
Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science
Happy Flowers - Call Me Pudge
Beck - Special People
Lupe Fiasco - Gold Watch
Masta Ace - Sittin' on Chrome (remix)
Consolidated - Tool and Die
KMFDM - Search and Destroy
Carmen Rizzo - Falling Into Place
Nine Inch Nails - Wish (Remixed by J.G. Thurwell)
Count Nosferatu Kommando - LK nosferat
Axis Galllery - Go Skrew
Kormac - Jubilee
DeeJay OM - At the Hookah With Herbie
The Herbaliser - The Next Spot
Quiet Village - Utopia
Gel-Sol - Ombai Strait
The Orb - Katskills
Tim Maloney - Year of the Rabbit
DJ Pantshead - LePopcar
Incredible Moses Leroy - Elvin...
Holger Czukay - 1969

JUST LISTEN (IF YOU CAN), BITCHES.

The station is now at 1/5th of its effective radiated power, but at least we can hear ourselves in the studio again. Nothing else to see here, please move along.

David Cross - My Wife's Crazy!
Johnny Cash - The Man Who Couldn't Cry
Tom Jones - Thunderball
David Rovics - Vanguard
The Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star
Marco Capelli - Internet Killed the Video Star
The Police - Too Much Information
Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
Juno Reactor - Las Vegas Future Past
Eddie Bo - Hook 'N' Sling
Beck - Readymade
Lupe Fiasco ft. UNKLE - Hello Goodbye
Masta Ace - Slaughtahouse (Eminem Mix)
The Herbaliser - Street Karma (A Cutionary Tale ft. Gean Grae)
Metaform - Lonely Boy
DeeJay OM - East Meets West
DeeJay OM - Dancing With the Ladies of Bombay
Jef Stott - Faqir
Carmen Rizzo - Fantastique
Top Billin - One for the Ladies
Genjini - Sarazvati (Genjini Bootled)
Nine Inch Nails - Starfuckers, Inc.
Count Nosferatu Kommando - Jim beamad ahnerbe TV
Consolidated - Strike
KMFDM - Drug Against War
Alex Moulton - The Prophecy
Quiet Village - Singing Sand
The Orb - The Truth Is...
The Orb - Vuja De
The Cranial Fishers - No Need to Fear
Happy Flowers - Mom I Gave the Cat Some Acid

CRACKWHORE BOODLENESS, BITCHES!

I don't know what the fuck that means, and neither do you. So what, funtcases?

David Cross - Soldiers Pray for Bush
Paul McCartney & Wings - Live and Let Die
Portishead - Plastic
Johnny Cash - Delia's Gone
Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire
The Police - Synchronicity II
Black Heat - Last Dance
Frank Zappa - G-Spot Tornado
Eva Be - Trippin' Dub
Quiet Village - Circus of Horror
D.N.A. ft. Suzanne Vega - Tom's Diner
Bitter:Sweet - The Bomb
Beck - Novacane
Lupe Fiasco - Little Weapon
The Herbaliser - Just Won't Stop ft. Yungun Aka Essa
The Pharcyde - Passin Me By (Hot Chip RMX)
Jef Stott - Agean Dub
Meat Beat Manifesto - Young Cassius
Pink Skull - Crambodia (Plastic Little ft. Ghostface Killa, etc.)
$Jammie The Money - Getting Warm
Sharon and Harrrell Lucky - Peas Porridge Hot
Scottie B & The Chavvy Boys of London - Ofra Bhangra
DeeJay OM - Middle Eastern Swan Song
Metaform - I Feel Good
Booka Shade - Comacabana
Nine Inch Nails - Down In It (Shred Mix)
Consolidated - Stoned
Count Nosferatu Kommando - Get A Gun, Shoot At Random
Incredible Moses Leroy - Zap
The Button - Familiar Faces
Happy Flowers - Fish (I Like...)

NO SHOW THIS WEEK, BITCHES.

Thank mama nature, that funtcase. She cooked up some nasty thunderstorms last tuesday, one of which sent a lightning bolt of death right to WEFT's antenna. The logic board of our transmitter fried.

Parts are on order, but the earliest the station will return is the morning of June 4. Though my show technically falls on that morning, the WEFTies are saying "morning-morning," not "by midnight."

So, enjoy the week away. I won't.