THE SHELF IN FULL EFFECT, BITCHES!

That's right, the music-peeps have blessed us with a not-quite-springtime shower of new shit. 57% of tonight's show is such shit. It hasn't been this new-shitty in something like, oh, a long time.

And what is the inverse of shit? Why, it's food, of course!

Amiri Baraka & DJ Spooky - Black Dada Nihilismus
Broken Spindles - You're Happy But Not For Long
Elton and Betty White - Please Help Me Bust My Nuts
Pink Floyd - The Nile Song
Muse - Stockholm Syndrome
Nirvana - Drain You
MDC - Slow, Stupid, & Hungry
The Qemists - Lost Weekend (ft. Mike Patton)
DJ Signify - Interlude 5
Craig Mack ft. Everybody - Flavor In Your Ear (Remix)
DJ Signify ft. Aesop Rock - Sink or Swim
Public Enemy - 911 Is A Joke
Saul Williams - Tr(n)igger
Method Man - Intro
Wu-Tang Clan - Chamber Music
N.A.S.A ft. David Byrne, Chuck D, Ras Congo, Seu Jorge, & Z-Trip - Money
Mos Def - Speed Law
Nas - What Goes Around
Dam Funk - Chocolate
Paris - Winter In America
Ursula 1000 - Rump
Madlib - Smoke Interlude (Hawaiian Punch)
Odd Nosdam - T.I.M.E. IN
Mr. Scruff - Test the Sound
Mr. Chop - Stark
Portishead - Sour Times
Lal Meri - Bad Things
Nat King Cole - Lush Life (Produced by Cee-Lo)
Terminal Sound System - Theme for Broken Home
The Bran Flakes - Hi
The Bran Flakes - Stumble Out Of Bed
Filastine - From the South To The West...
Filastine - To The Motherfucking East
Forro in the Dark - Forrowest (Quantic remix)
Santogold vs. Switch and FreQ Nasty - Creator
Johnny Cash - Get Rhythm (Philip Steir Remix)
Terminal Sound System - Constructing Towers

SHORT-PANTS ALMOST IN FULL EFFECT, BITCHES!

Ah, the taste of spring in February. I'm still waiting for the bosoms to blossom.....

Mitch Hedberg - Movie Pot
Pink Floyd - On The Run
Flight of the Conchords - Business Time
Muse - Muscle Museum
The Five Seven Fives - History of the World Part I: Reconstruction Through World War II
The Five Seven Fives - History of the World Part II: Red Scare Through Dawson's Creek
Radiohead - Paranoid Android
R.E.M. - White Tornado
Nirvana - Tourette's
Rage Against the Machine - War Within A Breath
Saul Williams - List of Demands (Reparations)
Steb Mo - In The Wee Small Hours of the Morning
Public Enemy - Bring The Noise
Nas - I Can
Paris - The Trap
Mos Def - The Rape Over
Sen Dog - Curtain Call
East Flatbush Project - Tried By 12
DJ Signify - Interlude 2
Wu-Tang Clan - Method Man
Raekwon - Criminology
Method Man feat. Inspectah Deck, Streetlife, & Mobb Deep - Play IV Keeps
Wu-Tang Killa Bees - Never Again
Madlib - The Get Over (Move)
Portishead - Mysterons
Filastine - Singularities
Filastine - Blung
DJ Signify - Bollywood Babies
Dj Sun - Free
Dam Funk - Gold
I Led 3 Lives - Curious Red (In Flagranti Mix)
R. Kaine - Track 16
Terminal Sound System - Year of the Pig
Broken Spindles - A Thing So Beautiful (for Smith)

SFUMATO OBLAGONTA, BITCHES!

Those with a bent for hallucinogens will prolly like this. But don't worry about the bumps, they're still representing more than any other genre. Boo-yah!

Mitch Hedberg - X
Pink Floyd - Obscured By Clouds
Circle Jerks - When the Shit Hits the Fan (Lounge Version)
R.E.M. - The Wrong Child
Flight of the Confhords - Bowie
The Five Seven Fives - Happy Birthday Song
Neutral Milk Hotel - Bomb Drop
Muse - Showbiz
Nirvana - Scentless Apprentice
Modest Mouse - A Different City
Terminal Sound System - Duchamp Falls
Method Man ft. Busta Rhymes - What's Happenin'
Wu-Tang Clan - Protect Ya Neck (The Jump-Off)
Wu-Tang Killa Bees - Bronx War Stories
The Notorious B.I.G. - Dead Wrong (Remix)
Sen Dog - Biggy Bang
Mos Def - Close Edge
Roger O'Donnell - Endlessly
Public Enemy - Rebel Without A Pause
Nas - American Way
Paris - So What
Saul Williams - Black History Month
Madlib - In Jah Hands (Dilla's Lament)
Dam Funk - Black
Portishead - Biscuit
DJ Sun - Para (J Boogie Remix)
Jonas Reinhardt - Blue Cutaway/Tore Earth Clinker
DJ Signify - Hold Me Don't Touch Me
Roche - You Can Be #1
Kylie Minogue - In Your Eyes (Knuckleheadz Mix)
Nublu Orchestra - Sciubba Diving (Claude VonStroke rmx)
Terminal Sound System - Sunshine
The Olivia Tremor Control - Green Typewriters [Continued]

DIG YR OWN HOLE, BITCHES!

Finally, some real snow to go with the real cold. "RPM" quotient is back to marginal values. Bumps are not sacrificed.

Mitch Hedberg - Bed and Breakfast
R.E.M. - Finest Worksong (Other Mix)
Pink Floyd - Mother
Maus Maus - The Horse
Modest Mouse - Lounge (Closing Time)
Nirvana - Lounge Act
Pavement - Unfair
Muse - Yes Please
Rage Against the Machine - In My Eyes
Terminal Sound System - Firefly Butoh
Melodic Scribes - War
Division One - Everyday I'm Shovelin'
Nappy Roots - Sholiz
N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton (Extended Mix)
The Notorious B.I.G. - Mo Money Mo Problems
Method Man - Say
Our Theory - Yeah That's Right (Meteors Noire Mix)
Public Enemy - Welcome To The Terrordome
Big Boi - Knowing
Mos Def - New World Water
Wu-Tang Clan - Ain't Nothing Ta F' Wit
Wu-Tang Killa Bees - Punishment
Nas - It Ain't Hard to Tell
Roger O'Donnell - Songs From the Silver Box "
Portishead - Wandering Star
Kylie Minogue/New Order - Can't Get Blue Monday Out of My Head
Kudu - Bar Star (MKL Stripped mix)
DJ Signify ft. Matt Kelly - Delight to the Sadist
DJ Signify - The Sickness
Terminal Sound System - In Your Planet
Radiohead - Electioneering
The Olivia Tremor Control - Christmas with William S.

BACK-TO-SKOOL NITE, BITCHES!

Tommorrow, it's back to dropping intellectual-anvils on kids' heads, which is actually part and parcel of my day-job. But for tonight, it's rawk, bumps, and miscellany at the end, funtcases.

And don't forget - pay WEFT now and you also give food! (the link will explain all).

Mitch Hedberg - Mitch in the S'th
Loudon Wainwright III - Hollywood Hopeful
R.E.M. - Tom's Diner (Live)
Pink Floyd - Run Like Hell
Nirvana - Stay Away
Modest Mouse - Dog Paddle
The Olivia Tremor Control - Beneath the Climb
Pavement - Flux=Rad
PJ Harvey - 50ft Queenie (demo)
Pixies - Broken Face
Muse - Agitated
Roger O'Donnell - Falling
Melodic Scribes ft. Antimatter - The Grimey
Nas - Sly Fox
The Notorious B.I.G. ft. Bob Marley - Hold Your Head
Nappy Roots - Hustla
Big Boi - The Rooster
N.W.A. - Fuck Tha Police
Public Enemy - Black Steel In The Hour of Chaos
DJ Krush ft. Ahmir "?estlove" Thompson - Endless Railway (Sentiment Mix)
Immortal Technique - Beef and Broccoli
Wu-Tang Clan - Rules
Gravediggaz - Nowhere To Run Nowhere To Hide
Method Man ft. Streetlife - Dangerous Grounds
Mos Def - Know That
Lovage - Lovage (Love That Lovage, Baby)
Portishead - Over
Cut Chemist - Day In Day Out
Daedelus - C'est Super
Radiohead - The Gloaming (Softly Open Our Mouths In The Cold)
Jonas Reinhardt - How To Adjust People
Roger O'Donnell - If You Were Alone
Primal Scream - Inner Flight
Pearl Jam - Hey Foxymophandlemama, That's Me
Neutral Milk Hotel - Marching Theme

13% NEW SHELF MEANS 34% FROM THE TRUNK, BITCHES!

Sometimes it just works out that way.

Mitch Hedberg - Saved by the Buoyancy of Citrus
Otis Redding - Hard to Handle
The Oilvia Tremor Control - Black Foliage (Itself)
Gregory Pepper ft. Ceschi - Cautionary Tales
Weird Al Yankovic - Ghandi II
Loudon Wainwright III - Bruno's Place
Paul Kotheimer - Everybody Smokes In Hell
Nada Surf - Fools
Pavement - Brinx Job
Modest Mouse - I Came As A Rat
Meat Puppets - Magic Toy Missing
Anthrax - Startin' Up A Posse
Jonas Reinhardt - Fast Blot Declining
Nirvana - Aneurysm
Pearl Jam - Spin the Black Circle
Local H - Fritz's Corner
Leftover Crack - Homeo-Apathy
Muse - Execution Commentary
Lovage - Pit Stop (Take Me Home)
The Notorious B.I.G. ft. 2Pac, Mary J. Blige & Nas - Living in Pain
Mos Def - Sunshine
Tobacco - Wig Blows Off
Immortal Technique - April Freestyle
Melodic Scribes - Downstate
N.W.A. - Express Yourself (Extended Mix)
Nas - Get Down
Outkast - Humble Mumble
Nappy Roots - Dime, Quarter, Nickel, Penny
Kail - Booty Wand
Wu-Tang Clan - Severe Punishment
Ol' Dirty Bastard - Raw Hide
Method Man ft. Left Eye - Cradle Rock
Method Man - Ya'meen
Jonas Reinhardt - Lyre of David
Moloko - Butterfly 747
Andre 3000 - My Favorite Things
Mercury Rev - The Funny Bird
Neutral Milk Hotel - Aunt Eggma Blowtorch

SGKHEOGISGH, BITCHES!

It's a bit bipolar tonight: first we "rock", then we bump. Then there's a bit of noise at the end. Short tracks are not my friend, but hey, at least you get a full 40 of 'em.

Mitch Hedberg - Arrows
Mazzy Star - Five String Serenade
Loudon Wainwright III - The Man Who Couldn't Cry
Johnny Cash - Cry, Cry, Cry
Okkervil River - Song Of Our So-Called Friend
Social Studies - Trapdoor Spider
Weird Al Yankovic - Dog Eat Dog
Liz Phair - 6'1"
Matthew Sweet - Not When I Need It
Jonas Reinhardt - Lucian Lift
Nada Surf - Popular
Nirvana - Hairspray Queen
Meat Puppets - Split Myself in Two
Muse - The Small Print
Local H - 500,000 Scovites
Leftover Crack - Vaya Sin Dios
Modest Mouse - What People Are Made Of
Neutral Milk Hotel - The King Of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two And Three
Beck - Clap Hands
Ill Padre - Smoke In My Head Hard
Plantlife - Believers...
Immortal Technique - Underground Railroad Freestyle
Nas - Reason
Melodic Scribes - Se Formo
N.W.A. - A Bitch Iz A Bitch
Nappy Roots - Ballin' On A Budget
Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya
Method Man ft. Ghostface Killah - AfterParty
Wu-Tang Clan ft. Busta Rhymes - The Monument
The Notorious B.I.G. ft. Diddy, Eminem & Obie - It Has Been Said
Mos Def - War
Cyne Fall - Through Atlantis
Jonas Reinhardt - Lord Sleep Monmouth
Lovage - Koala's Lament
Olive - Curious
Escape Mechanism - Oh Well
The Olivia Tremor Control - Frosted Ambassador
Moloko Stylophone - Pet
Jonas Reinhardt - Crept Idea For A Mom
Mercury Rev - The Dark is Rising