ANYONE FOR MASHED POTATOES, BITCHES?

Yeah, me neither....but we do have 45% RPM gravy to go 'round.

Brian Posehn - Nerd Rage/The Mattress Story
Schoolhouse Rock - The Preamble
South Park - Underpants Gnomes Song
Sesame Street (The Grouch) - I Love Trash
New Young Pony Club - Dolls
Ronnie Reagan - Just Say Yes (edited)
Kumquat - Herbert Hoover
Ryno - Nightmares
DJ Spooky - Rekonstruction
The Sight Below - Shimmer
DJ Q-Bert - Turntable TV
Cut Chemist v. ShortKut - Moonbase Alpha
Kid Koala & Money Mark - Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
DJ Logic - Rat Pack
Coldcut - Shark Dance
Lionrock - Canal Heist
DJ Shadow - Mongrel....
Spy From Cairo - Oud Funk
DJ Wally - Zeta Reticuli
The Herbaliser - It's Just For You
Javelin - Susie Cues
Mux Mool - Breakfast Enthusiast
Growing - Challenger
Bonobo - El Toro
Gaudi - Hotel Caledonia
Booka Shade - Havanna Sex Dwarf
SubtractiveLAD - Life At The End Of The World
Near The Parenthesis - Settle In
Om Unit - Encoded
Ruxpin - Her Body Smells Of Cinnamon
Ernest Gonzales - When You Are Lost I Will Find You

ATTACK OF THE DJs, BITCHES!

Yep, it's full-on wick-wack again...not likely I'll stick the landing like last week, but there's a lot you can do with vinyl-on-plastic, after all.

Brian Posehn - Quitting Pot
Shooby Taylor - Shooby Records
Leonard Nimoy - Spock Thoughts
Fight Club - Slaves With White Collars
South Park - Timmy & Lords of the Underworld
Ren & Stimpy - It's Log!
Sesame Street (Big Bird) - ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Schoolhouse Rock - Lolly (Adverbs)
The Simpsons - Schoolhouse Parody
Daedelus - The Finishing Of A Thing
Solar Wimp - Regular Basis
Gonjasufi - Holidays
Kumquat - Readheaded Sasquatch For Jesus
SubtractiveLAD - Nautilus
Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist
DJ T-Rock - Doo Doo On Yourself
Cut Chemist - Tiny Bells
DJ Q-Bert - Tom Sawyer
DJ Revolutio - Get Ya Ass Kicked
DJ Logic - Peace Y'All - I Am In The House
Coldcut - Live In Koln
The Herbaliser - Goldrush
Jack Splash - Love Is A Symphony
DJ Wally - Possi Purple
Cobblestone Jazz - Midnight Sun
Bonobo - Kong
Javelin - C Town
Emika - Double Edge (Pinch Remix)
Gaudi - Oud We Think We Are?
Spy From Cairo - Leila - A Tribute to Mohamed Abdel Wahab
Untold - Bad Girls
Mux Mool - Ballad of Gloria Featherbottom
Growing - Camera '84
Ernest Gonzales - I'm Here You're There
DJ Shadow - Drums Of Death
DJ Spooky - Metro Mix

RETURNING WITH A SICKLY THUD, BITCHES!

(After-show update: "A++++....speedy acknowledgment and delivery. Would def do business with again. - Another Satisfied Customer")

But now I can kill ANYONE with my clipboard, yo! Keep that in mind if you think of leaving comments. 39 tracks, 36% new yellow-tape funk action from the eye-level shelf, btw.

Brian Posehn - Monkey Birthday
Dead Alewives - Talk Show
Head and Leg - I Dream of Jesus
Mister Rogers - Marry My Mom
Unknown - On The Side of the Underdog
Dr. Demento - Picard at McDonalds
Howard Stern - Bad American President
Schoolhouse Rock - I'm Just A Bill
Scooter CCCP's - Vomit Chunks Review
Yoda - Everybody's Free
South Park - Chocolate Salty Balls
Michael Jordan - Gatorade Outtakes
John Wayne - Drunk As A Skunk
ABC News - Bloopers
SubtractiveLAD - The Deep And Lovely Quiet
Orson Welles - Frozen Peas Spot
JC - Corporate Radio Thug
Sklar Brothers - Classic Rock
Simpsons - On Automation
Sesame Street - Yip Yip Yip w/Kermit the Frog
The Tick - Theme
Bix Medard - La Montagne
Gonjasufi - She Gone
Jack Splash - The Funhouse Has Mirrors
Kumquat - Cigarettes and Leather
Avalanches - Undersea Community
Juice Aleem - Hologram (Si Begg's We Are Future Mix Instrumental)
Coldcut - Say Kids What Time Is It
Cut Chemist - Lesson 4: The Radio
DJ Krush - Oce 9504
Javelin - Tell Me What Will it Be?
Bonobo - Kiara
Mux Mool - Hog Knuckles
Spy From Cairo - Kurdish Delight
Daedelus - An Armada Approaches
Gaudi - Serious Ting
Hackman - Pistol In Your Pocket
Cobblestone Jazz - Mr. Polite
Ernsest Gonzales - Purple Heart

DOODLES IN THA HAUS, BITCHES!

Yeah, that's right, I'm not even here tonight - it's that time of the year when I get to practice the killing-skillz I never get to use when busting pirates. A week practicing half-nelsons and knife-throwing comes in real fucking handy when inspecting radio stations.

Anyway, enjoy the dulcet sounds of brother Doodles McGee of the FDA, as he spins whatever the hell he will, and speak similarly. Good luck, mang!

WICKY-WACK ACTION FOR THE NEW SEASON, BITCHES!

Yeah, I know I'm jumping the gun by a good three or so days, but hey, when the turntablism wants out, you don't deny. It's the new style, old-skool ('cuz WEFT has no turntables). How does he do it? By playing other peeps' shit, of course!

Brian Posehn - Religion's Weird
National Lampoon - Monolithic Oil
Sanford and Son Theme
Schoolhouse Rock - The Energy Blues
Sesame Street - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
Star Wars - Imperial Death March
South Park - Chicken Wings
The Honorable Worm - Suffering Is Fun
Sam's Cosmic Radio - Money For Nothing (Double Speed)
Solar Wimp - DeeMackDismembers
The New Monarchs - Electrocaching
SubtractiveLAD - Ne Plus Ultra
King Cotton - Roscoe's Rap
Avalanches - Rock City
DJ Krush - Ground (w/Deflon Sallahr from Hedrush)
DJ Revolution - Hard Rock
Coldcut - I'm Wild About That Thing
DJ Food - Bass City Roller
Jack Splash - Disko Labyrinth
DJ Q-Bert - Sneak Attack
DJ Cam - Gangsta Shit
Cut Chemist - A Peak In Time
DJ Shadow - Devil's Advocate
DJ Logic - Mnemonics
DJ Spooky - Dumb Muthafucka
Spy From Cairo - Nayphony
David Starfire - Ashes
Doc Daneeka - Drums In The Deep
Dada Life - Love Vibrations (Phatzoo Remix)
Ernest Gonzales - Emerald Nova
Alphanaut - Night Blind
Javelin - Intervales Theme
Juice Aleem - Hologram (Si Begg's Pleasure Principle Mix Instrumental)

AMNESIA-TIME, BITCHES!

For real, yo - I don't remember even putting together this show. Let's discover the tapestry together, eh?

Brian Posehn - Married Life - Sorry Fat Dudes
Mister Rogers - It's Such a Good Feeling
Cookie Monster - I Did it For the Cookie
Strong Bad - Techno
South Park - Uncle Fucker
Wayne Brunner - Women of Wisconsin
Erik Anderson - Weekend Patrol
Shane Killian - DeCSS Hoedown
Devo (as Cube Squared) - Baby Doll
Unknown - What's It to Ya
RedRue - Radio Run By Ants
Schoolhouse Rock - Elbow Room
Lanes - Things Down There
Tom Waits - Small Change
Strawbs - Part Of The Union
Unknown - Put On Your Fez
Dokaka - 21st Century Schizoid Man
Sam's Cosmic Radio - Sancho
Rolling Stones - Can't You Hear Me Knocking
SubtractiveLAD - Beginning Again
Polvo - The Curtain Remembers
Smashing Pumpkins - Zero
The Pixies - Alec Eiffel
Jonas - Like Hoy
Weird Al Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums
Juice Aleem - Higher Higher (Revox ft. Serocee, Rider Shafique, Charles Moopowe, Blackitude, Kosyne, TY, TheWhatSupreme, and Justice Hotep)
Son Lux - Weapons VI (Alias Remix)
Avalanches - Flight Tonight
Cut Chemist v. ShortKut - Ca Ca Ba Ba
Om Unit - Lightrids
Javelin - Oh! Centra
Tantroniq - Miss You
Solar Wimp - Absolutely Changed
The New Monarchs - Home
David Starfire - Cobra
Bomb The Bass - Milakia ft. Martin Gore
Yoko Kanno - American Money
Ernest Gonzales - Psychedlic Bellhop

40% NBV NITE, BITCHES!

(that's new shit from the shelf-by-volume, for those a lil' slow.) 'Tis good to be back in the saddle.

Brian Posehn - Dork for Thirty Years
Joseph Wecker - DeCSS Descramble
King of Uke - Anarchy in the UK
Mindless Drug Hoover - The Reefer Song
Milton Bradley - Mystery Date
Ralph Stanley - Oh Death
Otis Fodder - Brilliant Pillows (Many Moons)
Philo Drummond - Go Deeper
Dokaka - Yodeling Man
Princess Ramona - Then I Start to Yodel
Another Electronic Musician - Treading
Stompin Tom Connors - Iron Workers Song
Tom Ze - Dor e Dor
Sukpatch - Stained-N-Strained
Messer Chups - Intro Monstro Crescendo
Polvo - Wild Turkey
Sultans of Ping FC - Terrorist Angel
Pixies - Something Against You
Smashing Pumpkins - Where Boys Fear to Tread
Lanes - Midwich Element
NotLad - LostSoul (anti-puffy-remix)
SPM - Mexican Radio Sliced
Juice Aleem - Higher Higher (Offshore remix)
Boy Eats Drum Machine - ABQ
Blockhead - Farewell Spaceman
Alice Russell - Living The Life Of A Dreamer (Ste Keys Remix)
David Starfire - Sitarfire
Spy From Cairo - Reggada
Tantroniq - Planet Blue
Symbion Project - Disbeliever, Do Not Conceal Disbelief In Your Soul
Four Tet - Reversing
Tantroniq - Goodbye Zero One
Son Lux - Weapons V
Ernest Gonzales - We Can Live In The Forest
Unknown - Symphony 4 Dot Matrix Printers (Abbreviated)