NOW WITH AT LEAST 50% MORE PAIN, BITCHES!

Your spine is an important thing. Sitting in an office, like I do, doesn't complement the occasional need to climb antenna fences. I should be laid up with a heating pad, but no, I'm giving you 41% new juice. Thank you, codeine!

George Carlin - Religion
Tool - Lateralus
Rage Against The Machine - Testify
Refused - The New Noise
System of a Down - Chic N Stu
Primus - The Thing That Should Not Be
Sounds From The Ground - Midnight Crossing
Neurosis - Saturday Night Holocaust
Suicidal Tendencies - I Saw Your Mommy
Nomeansno - Everyday I Start to Ooze
Misfits - Where Eagles Dare
The 4-Skins - One Law For Them
Suicide Machines - Islands
Dead Kennedys - Trust Your Mechanic
Mr. Scruff - So Long
Slapshot - Old Tyme Hardcore
Propaghandi - Rio De San Atlanta, Manitoba
We Must Dismantle All This! - Happiness is a Cinder Block Face Plant
Space Streakings - FOJK
Suffocation - Pierced From Within
Lyrics Born - Block Bots (feat. Trackademicks & Clyde Carson)
Sub Swara ft. Lyrics Born - Fire it Up
Dels - Trumpalump (Gwilym Gold's 'Way Below Hell' remix)
Brian Eno - Complex Heaven
King Cannibal - The Lesson
Gold Panda - After We Talked
Pitch Black - Harmonia (Subset remix)
Bruce Haack - Noon Day Sun
Shigeto - Ann Arbor Part 1
Rustie - Chew
Dorian Concept - Her Tears Taste Like Pears
Brian Eno - Horse

THIRD-TO-LAST BEG NITE, BITCHES!

With luck, I'll only be here for one more pledge drive. "The sun'll come out, tomorrow, bet yer bottom dollar that tomorrow, there'll be sun...."

George Carlin - Businessmen
Head and Leg - The Hits Keep Comin'
Neurosis - Burning Flesh In The Year Of Pig
Tool - Jerk-Off (live)
Primus - Mrs. Blaileen
R.E.M. - New Orleans Instrumental #2
Fugazi - Returning the Screw
Sex Pistols - God Save The Queen
Misfits - We Are 138
Propaghandi - Laplante Song (live)
Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio
SNFU - Gaggle Of Friends
Waste Basket - Skateboard
The Beastie Boys - Shambala
Nomeansno - I Think You Know
Dead Kennedys - Straight A's
Slapshot - Get It Away
We Must Dismantle All This! - Wipe the Blood
Amerie - 1 Thing
Method Of Destruction - Do Or Die
Dels - Trumpalump (Joe Goddard remix ft. Ghostpoet)
Ryno - Dancin111
Kabanjak - Rhythm
Lyrics Born - Oh Baby!
Tiger Mendoza - Hope Sick (dub mix)
Sounds From The Ground - Delphine
Tommy Guerrero - Organism
Sub Swara - In Ether
Offshore - Round And Round
Refused - Refused Are Fucking Dead (remix)
Brian Eno - Emerald And Lime
Bruce Haack - Epilogue
Bassnectar - Fun With Synthesizers
Audio Bullys - Drums (On With The Story)
Gold Panda - I'm With You But I'm Lonely
Rustie - Dragonfly
Brian Eno - Flint March

HERKY-JERKY BEG NITE, BITCHES!

Oodles of thanks to those of you who preemptively donated to keep this jalopy we call WEFT on the air. Now the rest of ya need to step up! Shit, I'm forking out, too!

Did I mention we offer t-shirts for the megafat?

George Carlin - Advertising Lullabye
Full Metal Jacket - Gunnery St. Hartman Introduction
The Clash - Car Jamming
The Ex - Frenzy
Tool - Intolerance
Mr. Scruff - Chipmunk
Rage Against The Machine - Bullet In The Head
Primus - Too Many Puppies
Fugazi - Rend It
Sex Pistols - Anarchy In The U.K.
R.E.M. - Mandolin Strum
System of a Down - Boom!
Refused - Life Support Addiction
The Bouncing Souls - These Are The Quotes From Our Favorite 80's Movies
Misfits - Skulls
Ten Foot Pole - Final Hours
SNFU - The Kwellada Kid
Michael William Gilbert - Nick's Sleeping Dream (Interlude)
Propaghandi - A Public Dis-Service Announcement from Shell
Victim's Family - Nirvana
Suicidal Tendencies - Freedumb
Nomeansno - Tired of Waiting
The Vandals - Anarchy Burger
Neurosis - Progress
Teengenerate - Drive
Ryno - Onhitpiece2
Screeching Weasel - Life Sucks
Dead Kennedys - Religious Vomit
Slapshot - Lip Service
We Must Dismantle All This! - Who Edited My Anal Part!?
Scavenger - Sinister Tongues
Lyrics Born - I've Lost Myself (ft. Joyo Velarde)
Dizzy Rascal - I Luv U
Kabanjak - Rubocon
Bruce Haack - Electric To Me Turn
Kabanjak - The Man Who Spoke Flames
Gold Panda - Marriage
Offshore - UTG
Bassnectar - Encore
Flying Lotus - Physics For Everyone!

PREEMPTIVELY DONATE MONEY, BITCHES!

Next week we'll be starting our fall pledge drive. That means more voice breaks of us scream-begging for money to keep WEFT on the air. It's important, yo.....

George Carlin - Airport Security
The Raveonettes - I Wanna Be Adored
Tool - H.
Primus - Tommy the Cat
Rage Against The Machine - Freedom
Michael William Gilbert - Sometimes I See The Sky
Refused - Liberation Frequency
Dead Kennedys - I Am the Owl
Fugazi - Instrument
Pennywise - Society
Misfits - She
Neurosis - Nonsense
We Must Dismantle All This! - Collapse
Ryno - Onhit
Roberta Sparrow - Poison the Air We Breathe
Screeching Weasel - Asshole
Nomeansno - Oh No Bruno
Propaghandi - Middle Finger Response
Antipop Consortium - Volcano (Four Tet Remix)
Q-Tip - Let's Ride
Spoek Mathambo - Out The Box
Kabanjak - Evaflow
Kabanjak - High Priest
Underworld - Moon In Water
Gold Panda - Same Dream China
Jupe Jupe - Um, Rude
Offshore - Aneurysm
Flying Lotus - Camera Day
Eskmo - Gold & Stone
Bassnectar - Falling ft. Paper Machete
Shobaleader One - Maximum Planck

FINALLY UNDER FORTY, BITCHES!

After months of busting ass, I get a break as there's only a scant three dozen tracks in the hopper tonite, and 47% of it is new music, bitches! And hopefully we won't be flying blind like last week (fuckin' tropospheric ducting)!

George Carlin - You're Lost
N.A.S.A. - Chase The Devil
Le Concorde - New Day
Dead Kennedys - Pull My Strings
Mojo Nixon - Burn Down the Malls
ROHT - Broadcast
Neurosis - Belief
Refused - I Am Not Me
Michael William Gilbert - Rooftop Meditation
The Minutemen - The Big Lounge Scene
SNFU - Strangely Strange
Victim's Family - Mousetrap
Propaghandi - The State Lottery
Nomeansno - No Fucking
Fugazi - Great Cop
Misfits - Mommy Can I Go Out and Kill Tonight?
Motorhead - Overkill
Outcast to Society - Outcast to Society
We Must Dismantle All This! - Forced to Ruin
The End - Dear Martyr
Ryno - My Song 101
Snuff - Hellbound
Bang On! - Hands High
Bassnectar - Wildstyle Method ft. 40 Love
Spoek Mathambo - Gunboat
Bab Lee - Sous Les Cocotiers
Dalot - Time To Be (Out Of Time)
Jupe Jupe - Invaders
Shobaleader One - Laser Rock
Kabanjak - Lullaby Of Leaves
Kabanjak - Blind Lights
Underworld - Hamburg Hotel
Cougar - $64K Rainbow
Eskmo - We Have Invisible Friends (Washed Mix)
Flying Lotus - Jurassic Notion/M Theory
Tool - Faaip De Oiad

33.3 INFINITY PERCENT, BITCHES!

That's the new-music quotient for this evening. Ryno is back in the house! Word is, there is an album underway. Look for a cameo!

George Carlin - Yeast Infection
The Duke Spirits - If The Kids Are United
Tool - Die Eir Von Satan
Nomeansno - Living Is Free
Butthole Surfers - Lady Sniff
Fugazi - 23 Beats Off
Sham 69 - Tell Us the Truth
ROHT - Suburban
Butch Cassidy Soundsystem - The Putney
Primus - Pudding Time
Refused - Voodoo People
XhikeX - Soft Drink Song
Suzi Trash - Track 5
Snuff - Den Den
Robots Counterfeiting Money - Africa
Pariah - Learning Process
Misfits - In The Doorway
Pailhead - I Will Refuse
Facepuncher - Babydoll
Axel Krygier - Cumbietón Rutero
Dead Kennedys - MTV Get Off The Air
Rebel Truth - All I Know
Death Piggy - Nympho
Stand Off - Inner Strength
Minor Threat - Small Man, Big Mouth
Separation - Is It Over?
Pantera - Fucking Hostile
Straight Faced - Greed Motivates
We Must Dismantle All This! - Kill the Cure
Spazz - Precision Fastening
Orchid - The Action Index
Ryno - Raw Beat
Dalot - Infinite Window
Bassnectar - Hot Right Now (Bassnectar Remix)
The Bug - Skeng (Autechre Remix)
Puto Prata - Zuata Zuata
Deadmau5 - Full Bloom
The Long Lost - Woebegone (Flying Lotus' Like Woe Remix)
Spoek Mathambo - March For Union Buildings
Salem - Frost
Eskmo - The Melody
Flying Lotus - Time Vampires

$5 CUNNILINGUS, BITCHES!

That's just for Indy of East of Zero, who should read this....actually, I've dedicated a coupla tracks to him tonight as well (you can guess which one).

Medium pizza or a rocking orgasm? Tough choice, mang....

George Carlin - Little Things We Share
Butthole Surfers - Hurdy Gurdy Man
The Hundred In The Hands - Last City
Life, Sex & Death - Fuckin' Shit Ass
Fugazi - Suggestion
NOFX - Play This Song on the Radio
New Bomb Turks - Bachelor's High
Thievery Corporation - Shiva (Govinda Remix)
Mad Caddies - Medium Unwell
The Burninators - America, Fuck Yeah!
Stuck Lucky - Bonus Track 2
M.O.D. - Theme Song
Mistreaters - Stranded
XhikeX - Hot Spicy Guacamole
Suzi Trash - I Wish I Had
Middle Class Trash - Destroyer of Worlds
The Fizzy Pops - Loose Screws
MXPX - Like Sand Thru The Hourglass...So Are The Days of Our Lives
Dead Kennedys Moral Majority
Nausea - Johnny Got His Gun
Minor Threat - Screaming At A Wall
Life Sentence - Cancer
Dalot - View From A Hill
Luddite Clone - Lemming Sand Leeches
Mork - Stars And Stripes
Nonpoint - Struggle
Robots Counterfeiting Money - World of Black and White
We Must Dismantle All This! - The Viking Way
Drop Dead - Wound Runs Deep
Corcid - Obelisk
Mr. Bungle - Raping Your Mind
Beats Antique - Prelude
Noisettes - Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn't've)
Big Dada Sound - Signs
Tricky - Bristol To London
Spoek Mathambo - Mishini Wam Pt. 2
Deadmau5 - TL7
Books On Tape - People That Don't Like Me/People That I Don't Like
Gonjasufi - Change (Shlomo Remix)
Loden - Weather Ready
Salem - King Night
Michael William Gilbert - Short Ride Home (Interlude)
Flying Lotus - PieFace