8-5-6-8, BITCHES!

Just so's you know how many songs there are between screams. Fortunately, there's less than five total mins of screaming tonite.

Jim Gaffigan - Future Pope
UNKLE - Only the Lonely (dub)
Take One - Create and Control
Zimar - Energy
Second Sky - Dragon Fly
Infanticide, Inc. - Infancide
Kodo & DJ Krush - Ibuki Reconstruction
Kushti - Hello It's Wednesday
Esquivel - Begin the Beguine
Lord Runningclam - Wrinkly
Daft Punk - Derezzed (Remixed by The Glitch Mob)
Salva - Blue
Invisible Man - On It
Kakupacal - Messing With My Brain
Bernie Green - Saxophobia
Justin Robertson - Mad Dogs
John Tejada & Arian Leviste - Just Across the Street
AFX - Cilonen
Dam Mantle - Theatre
LDX400 - Shop Now Riot Later
Kid 606 vs The Locust - Unknown
John Barry - The Magnificent Seven
Cancha Via Circuito - Prima
The Evolution Control Committee - Potent 2005 (2005 Top Ten) (Unused)
3:33 - 333EP2
Aphex Twin - Pancake Lizard
Jib Kidder - Epiphany 1
Alternator - Node
Errors - The Erskine Bridge
Duchess Leo - The Sky Entering Alabama

OFFICIALLY-CERTIFIED POODLES, BITCHES!

Yeah, there's more smarts now than evar behind tha show!

Jim Gaffigan - Food Fast
Meat Beat Manifesto - Radio Mellotron
The Evolution Control Committee - The Government Is Bankrupt (Unused)
Primal Scream - Blood Money
Dove and Mr. Moon - Quay-czar
Loop Guru - After Dark With The Reef Tones
Silo Romano - Our Mr. Sun
Salva - Weeeird Science
Dam Mantle - Rebong
Antonionian - My Mind's I
Esquivel - Anna (El Negro Zumbon)
Howie B - Switch (Depth Charge Mix)
Headsex - Retail Price
Fuzz Townshend - Smash It
Hard Knox - Fire Like Dis
IHB - Gara di Nervi
Futurythm - Butoh
Bernie Green - National Emblem March
Duchess Leo - Your Sweet Love
3:33 - 333EP1
Unknown - Il Y Un Cauchemard Dans Mon Placard
Himadri - Trace
4 Hero - We Who Are Not As Others (Jazzanova Mix)
Alien - Slowfader
John Barry - Iron Horse
Gamers in Exile - I'm a Decent Man
I, Cactus - Bamboo Cactus
Aphex Twin - Milkman
Aphex Twin - Laughable Butane Bob
Jib Kidder - Reflection
The Evolution Control Committee - Sound Poem 3 (Unused)
Aidan Baker - Substantiated

BETTER THAN AN F+, BITCHES!

My sincere apologies for last week's clusterfuck circus. Too many cooks; won't happen again.

Jim Gaffigan - Eat Like an American
The Evolution Control Committee - Telly's Things (Incomplete)
The Evolution Control Committee - Media Trust
Chessie - Daylight
El Lasso - The Gravy Train
Elixir - Month of Osiris
Eclectic Method - AhinraKain
Fun Da Mental - New World Order
Dub Narcotic Sound System - The Beat from 20,000 Fathoms
Salva - Icey
Aphex Twin - Popcorn
Explosion Robinson - Glass Packs
Environmental Science - The Day The Zak Stood Still Pt. 2
aa - Squeekers
English Muffin - Blood Of An English Muffin
The Pop Group - 3.38
Autechre - Eutow
Aphex Twin - Isopropanol
Ed Rush & Nico - Mothership
Dog Eat Dog ft. Rza - Step Right In
DJ Food - Scratch Yer Head (Squarepusher Mix)
Klaus Flouride - Gangbusters
3:33 - 333N3
Fat Ra - I Need Some Blood Tonight
Dam Mantle - A Statue That Is Perpetually Unveiled
Encephaloid Disturbance - Beyond The Cortex Limit
The Fun Years - Cornelia Amygdaloid

BLOOMIN' FOOSBALL, BITCHES!

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UNFUNDED MUNGS, BITCHES!

You should probably check this out. If this actually goes down (unlikely, but not impossible) it could mean the end of WEFT.

Seriousness mode off.

Patton Oswalt - Alternate Earth
Computer Magic - Electric Fences
The Evolution Control Committee - Hillbilly Beatboxing
The Evolution Control Committee - Feel Like Breakin' Love
Meat Beat Manifesto - Love Mad
Cansada - The Verbrilli Sound
Blueboy - Remember Me
Buckethead - Coma 8
Bango E.P. - Ritual Beating System
Salva - Baroque
Orbital - Doctor?
Robert Miles - Antimony (Max Pollyul Hypnotica Remix)
Aphex Twin - Dodeccaheedron
Unknown - Speak For Me
Dysphemic - Kamikaze
Unknown - Brkkissimo1online
Buffalo Daughter - Dr. Moog
Aphex Twin - Girl/Boy (18£ Snare Rush Remix)
Bisk - Circular Sound
Frodus - Bousel Room
Igor Boxx - Downfall
Bonjour Monsieur Basie - Ambient Jazz Suite No. 2
Win Win - Ghosts/Delerium
Blectum From Blechdom - Rockamallard
Svarte Greiner - Halves
Blue Jam - Porn
Orbital - Input Out

STIP, STEP, STAP, BITCHES!

Shamelessly borrowing from Leo Marks, yo!

Patton Oswalt - The Dukes Of Hazzard
Alabama 3 - Ain't Goin' to Goa (Long Version)
We Are Enfant Terrible - A Song To You
Lords of Acid - Who Do You Think You Are?
The Evolution Control Committee - California Dreamings
Igor Boxx - Nightwatch
Luke Vibert - Plug in the Headphones
Meat Beat Manifesto - I Control (Audio Collage #2)
The Bell - Interlude
Aphex Twin - Digeridoo
Banco de Gaia - Kincajou
Astral Matrix - 2012
Alan Braxe & Fred Falke - Love Lost
Camper Van Beethoven - Waka
Mick Harris & Eraldo Bernocci - Nervous?
Orbital - I Don't Know You People
Axiomatic - Atoms
The Evolution Control Committee - Freaky People
Aphex Twin - Custodian Discount
Buckethead - Coma 10
Boards of Canada - The Beach At Redpoint
Salva - Issey Miyake
Appaloosa - T.P.K.
Shem - Only Human
Shigeto - So So Lovely (Mogi Grumbles So So Grumbly Remix)
Win Win - Glen Beck
Baader Meinhof - GSG/29
Arpanet - The Analyst
Goldmund - Motion

SPORK WAFFLE, BITCHES!

Like Redi-whip, without the redi.

Patton Oswalt - You Are Allowed 20 Birthday Parties
The Evolution Control Committee - Listener License Agreement Reminder
Alien Soap Opera - Artificial Dreams
Innamorati - Clownie
Ancient Astronauts - Rocket Science
030 - Midnight in Europe
Out of Worship - Incubate a Sausage
Orbital - Dr. Who Theme
Meat Beat Manifesto - Fire #9
MC Zulu - Carnival Madness
Lords of Acid - Rough Sex (Whip Mix)
Annihilator - Into The Wild Side
Best of Moog - Unknown
Alex Martin - The Whale (White Mix)
Aphex Twin - Canticle Drawl
Squarepusher - Beep Street
Aphex Twin - Bucephalus Bouncing Ball
Luke Vibert - I Hear The Drummer
Shigeto - Look At All The Smiling Faces (Take Remix)
Perrey & Kingsley - Countdown at 6
Mick Harris & Eraldo Bernocchi - Kip
Salva - Keys Open Doors
Boards of Canada - Turquoise Hexagon Sun
Igor Boxx - Last Party in Breslau
The Evolution Control Committee - Machine Love
Win Win - Cada Buen Dia
Michael Renkema - Some Madness 12
Seefeel - Sway