FUCK ME WITH A SHARP STICK, BITCHES!

Yeah, you heard me right, bitches!

Oh, did I mention that WEFT is gearing up for a pledge drive? Make the begging shorter by visiting http://www.weft.org/ and hit the PayPal button, bitches!

Feedback? Send it to poodlesmcgee@gmail.com

Here ya go:

Denis Leary - Smoke
The Church of the Subgenius - Xmas in Dobbstown; ABS Attack
Poison Popcorn - Blair Hand Job
NCR - Bush Press Conference
Unknown - Ashcroft & Bush
Spike Jones & the Dummydown Players - Der Bush
Social Security - Nasdy
Rush Limbaugh Hater - Rush Sings I'm a Nazi
Near the Parenthesis - Mare Nostrum
Quasimoto - Welcome to Violence
RIAA - Bring the Strippers!
Swollen Members - Bodycount
The Coup - Wear Clean Draws
Spearhead - Listener Supported
Scarface - Hand of the Dead Body (ft. Ice Cube)
Sage Francis - Rewrite
Atmosphere - Little Math You
Chris Joss - Slack the Slammer
Supreme Beings of Leisure - Oneness
Poison Popcorn - Thatcher Tribute to Reagan
People Like Us - Sugar & Splice
Shane Newville - Anana pt. 1
Shane Newville - Anana pt. 2
Hot Chip - Shake a Fist
Chris Joss - Magic Tubes
Ursula 1000 - Urgent/Anxious (Ladytron Remix)
The Beat Club - Line Damage (Extended)
Elite Force - You (Perc Remix)
Butthead Astronomers - Theme from Cancer Country
Phuture Prmitive - Darkness
National Cynical Network - Revelations
stAllio! - Rockford Fillinois
Scott Marshall - Autoretrato

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, BITCHES!

Placeholder action for you, motherfucker? Ah, maybe, you decide:

Denis Leary - Drugs
Denis Leary - More Drugs
Denis Leary - Rehab
National Cynical Network - Tell Me What You Want to Say About Drugs
Unknown - Gbush cut-up
Warp Records - Bushwhacked
National Lampoon - Missing Nixon Tapes
Unknown - Picard vs. Cornholio
Delta 5 - Mind Your Own Business
Tom Middleton - Shinkansen
Rhazel - To the Beat
Atmosphere - YGM
Immortal Technique - The Cause of Death
Public Enemy - Shut 'Em Down
Quasimoto - Spark the La
Sage Francis - Gun Godz
Zero One - Future (Autozone mix)
Shock of Pleasure - Cruel & Unusual
Saul Williams - Not in Our Name (DJ Spooky Remix)
Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings - My Man is a Mean Man (DJ Spinna mix)
Unknown - Advice to All Future Male Scientists
The Beat Club - Prequel
Nick Boffo - (George W) Monkey Boy
Isotope - Crunch Cake
National Cynical Network - Cracklin'
ParaOne - Bobble
Project: Data Control - Artifact
Shuta Hasunuma - The Highest Point Of
Evolution Control Committee - Puss, Puss, Pussy
Shifty & M-Slick da ninjA - Oompa Loompa
Pimpdaddysupreme - Pick Up the Phone
Rik Rue - More than Less
Nicholas Smith - A Good Note to End On

nearly on the saddle, BITCHES!

But not quite. Listen to my mind:

Steven Wright - Movies
Dave Tucker - Take the Word of a Madman
Urban Dance Squad - God Blasts the Queen
M-slick da ninjA - Sex Sells...But Who's Buying
Joshua Pearson - The Internet
Doug Kahn - Ronald Reagan Speaks for Himself
rx - White Lines
Unknown - Paul Harvey on Marijuana
The Button - Our Fax Number
Tom Middleton - Moonbathing
RIAA - Bagpipes n Breakdancing
The Coup - Pimps
Swollen Members - Pregnant
Souls of Mischief - Step to My Girl
Sage Francis - Come Come Now (remix)
Immortal Technique ft. Jean Grae - The Illest
Cool Calm Pete / Sharon Jones - Stranded in Your Love
Proem - Dual Carrier
DJ Starscream - Come On Remix
Saul Williams - Bloodletting (original)
Radiohead - All I Need
Poison Popcorn - French Arabic Dog Falls for a Policeman
Samplephiliac - All Agents Reactive
NixV - WTF (reassurance mix)
ParaOne - F.U.D.G.E. (ft. Cecile Sciamma)
ParaOne - Liege
Shuta Hasunuma - Paradigm Shift
National Cynical Network - Die for Oil, Sucker (remix)
SocietyCleaners Special Forces - ABCNBCBSFOXMTV Get Off the Air
Scott Marshall - apoxonfox

FIRST SHOW OF '08, BITCHES!

and yet, nothing has changed- except for the max props to our mainline alcoholic, Elrod Enchilada:

Unknown - Goofy Dan Rather on Election Night
Xzibit - State of the Union
The Evolution Control Committee - Bush Speech (corrected)
Manu Chao - Politik Kills
Steven Wright - Dog Stay
R.E.M. - I'm Gonna DJ
Realistic - Trademark Messaging
Radiohead - 15 Step
Alien Chatter - This Island Zameen
Public Enemy - She Watch Channel Zero
Paris - What Would You Do
Prince Paul - Pain
Sage Francis - Narcissist Final Mix
Rusty Ps - S.O.S.
Immortal Technique - Freedom of Speech
Quasimoto - Come On Feet
The Sugarman 3 - Bosco's Blues (Bull Jun Remix)
DJ Starscream - FFwd Rew
Rhazel - Interlude
Xerxes - Inhale
Adrian Sherwood - Forgive Yourself
Para One - Nobody Cares
DSMO (Ronan & Friends) - Dubyas For War
EBN - Beginning of the End
Spider & Bird - Paris
rx - Let's Get Fucked Up
Last Days - Look After Yourself
Carl Stone - Al-Noor
Unknown - Openwide
Orchid Spangiafora - Sput
Nicholas Smith - Sarcilege, Ex. Ricki Lake, Boneless Chicken, Viagra

NEW YEAR, SAME SHIT, BITCHES!

You expect change? Think again! The list:

Steven Wright - 7s and Mushrooms
Dept. of Corrections - GWO Terror Mix
M-slick da ninjA - Wannabe
Don Amott KofC - Bummer in the White House
Chenard Walcker - Stringtronics
DJ Starscream - Swaying Voi-lyn
Future Rock - Luna
Urban Dance Squad - Piece of Rock
The Goats - Rumblefish
The Coup - Underdogs
Scarface - Mind Playin' Tricks 94
The Coup - Pork and Beef
Y'all So Stupid - Bootleg Beatdown
The Streets - The Irony of It All
Swollen Members - Temptation
Battles - Lyendecker (DJ EMZ Remix ft. Joell Ortiz)
The Budos Band - Chicago Falcon (Washington Sq. Lads mix)
ZerO One - Affirmative
DJ Rekha - Unknown
Saul Williams - Pledge of Resistance (Coldcut mix)
League of Infinite Justice - United We Fall
Onur Ozer - Orion
Prohibited - Madonna WTF
King Wilson - The Beatles (Wilsons house mix)
Para One - Les Soleils Artificiels
RazorSharp - I Like the Toys
Para One - Sages Femmes
Badawi Quintet - Poison Dripping Cinco
Alien Journalism - American Movie
Ken's Last Ever Radio Extravaganza - MSHello Regurgation
EBN - End of Audio Program

IT'S THE XMAS SHOW, BITCHES!

it did not quite turn out like i expected, but here it is. enjoy next week, when noodles mcgee, my bro at the interstate commerce commission, spins the audio bits and whatnot.

denis leary - fuck santa
mediaeval babes - gaudete
mediaeval babes - kinderly
woody phillips - i saw three ships
the continentals - the inexcelsis polka
rx - happy rxmas & a whole lotta love
rated x-mas - have yourself a 1-900 xmas
rated x-mas - i saw mommy blowing santa claus
wierd al yankovic - christmas at ground zero
booker t. & the mg's - jingle bells
james allenspach - the night before christmas
born against - xmas eve
the jingle bells - no room
dr. demento - a terrorist christmas
unknown - jingle cats medley
unknown - a clear channel christmas
woody phillips - joy to the world
the grand rapmasters - deck the halls (w/ afrika bambaata)
corporal blossom - little drummer boy
no-l - have yourself a merry little christmas
corporal blossom - white chiristmas
jon kennedy - the goose is getting fat
rudolph & blitzen - suo gan (traditional welsh tune)
cortex cure - i wonder as i wander
sub santa - jingle bells
sub santa - feliz navidub
aaron charles - little drummer boy
rauder & hobbs - happy christmas (war is over)
durbin elf - carol of the bells
woody phillips - the twelve days of christmas
dj olive - i saw mommy kissing santa claus
adam smith - jingle bells (radio edit)
paul slocum - up on the housetop
corporal blossom - santa claus is coming to town
mom and daddy - o holy night
lustmord - silent night

winter theme show coming at you, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

yeah. everything to do with tonight's broadcast has to do with the following themes, either within the song, the song's title, or the artist that played it:

snow
ice
freeze
jesus (let's just get it out of the way this week)
wind
rain
cold
slip
winter

it doesn't make me unhappy, just less happy than i thought i would be. it's gonna be an icy drive back to peotone. next week, we go all x-mas on yr ass, BITCHES!

but, for tonight, here's the list:

pentangle - the snows
belle & sebastian - the fox in the snow
ween - cold blows the wind
animal collective - winters love
tenacious d - jesus ranch
birdbrain - jesus wept
booker t & the mg's - winter snow
polvo - snowstorm in iowa
soundgarden - jesus christ pose
tool - cold and ugly (live)
jello biafra & nomeansno - jesus was a terrorist
ween - cold and wet
NCR - jesus bombs
curve - ice that melts the tips
future rock - jesus would get the bigger speakers
snow - informer
roger eno - winter music
beck - in a cold ass fashion
dmc - cold (ft. ms. jade and sonny black)
m.o.p. - cold as ice
jedi mind tricks - black winter day
ghostface killah - black jesus
mark mothersbaugh - snowflake music
9 lazy 9 - black jesus
tm juke - life, rain, fall
dj krush ft. ken shima - stormy cloud (raindrop mix)
damien jurado - ghost in the snow
autechre - slip
underworld - born slippy (unknown mix)
the former yugoslavia - what would jesus drive?
seven octaves - icy friends shaking hands
bit shifter - let it snow
clint mansell/kronos quartet - winter: fear (requiem for a dream soundtrack)
head and leg - i dream of jesus