SHORT-PANTS GLIMPSE ACTION, BITCHES!

No real reason. Another gear-shifter; it's just in the air. We're just a cunt-hair under the new-music majority, which is good, because that shit is murder to get out from under your tongue.

Have I mentioned we need money lately? Something like $100K in five months. I'm not kidding. Don't worry, I'll be all over the details.

Henry Rollins - Future Parents
The Simpsons - Mr. Plow
The Supremes - My World Is Empty Without You
The Meters - Tippi Toes
The Beatles - Happiness Is a Warm Gun
Bix Medard - L'homme Blesse
The Rolling Stones - Please Go Home
The Starlight Mints - Torts
DJ Hell - Germania
The Minus 5 - What I Don't Believe
Smashing Pumpkins - Daydream
Nirvana - About A Girl
The White Stripes - Passive Manipulation
The Weakerthans - Letter of Resignation
The Vandals - Come Out Fighting
The Opportunists - FYR
Beastie Boys - Gratitude
Th' Mole - Captain Daydream "Brush 'Em"
The Arch Cupcake - Tree Top Road Block
Speech Debelle - The Key
The Roots - The Lesson
Mr. Scruff - Listen Up ft. Broken English
The Arch Cupcake - The Drums
Ras G - In Coming
Two Fingers - Keman Rhythm
Fischerspooner - Danse En France
The Whip - Divebomb
Grauwelt - Plague
Gui Boratto - Azurra
Mochipet - Spring (ft. Daedelus)
Tosca - Joe Si Ha
Eoto - Ash
Louderbach - Autumn
The Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Pt. 2
The Magnetic Fields - Fido, Your Leash Is Too Long

MALAISE MAYONAISE, BITCHES!

No, not really. The mix tonite has four distinct gears. We definitely don't end up where we start. Hopefully. Forgive me, I have the sniffles.

Henry Rollins - Weatherman
The Supremes - Love Is Here And Now You're Gone (alternate version)
The Magnetic Fields - I'm Sorry I Love You
The Beatles - Fixing A Hole
Magnolia Electric Co - Doing Something Wrong
The Mamas & The Papas - California Dreamin'
The Unicorns - Ready to Die
The Minus 5 - Daggers Drawn
The Kinks - Artificial Man
Smashing Pumpkins - Tear
Saul Williams - Raised To Be Lowered
DJ Hell - Nightclubbing
The Simpsons - We Love To Smoke
The Opportunists - Red Flag
The Clash - Career Opportunities
The Starlight Mints - Pumpkin
The Like Young - Writhe Like You Mean It
Nirvana - Mr. Mustache
The Buzzcocks - What Do I Get?
The Vandals - 43210-1
Odd Nosdam - Zone Coaster
Beastie Boys - Cooky Puss
Black Blondie - Dirty Ashes (ft. Muja Messiah)
The Roots - What You Want
Two Fingers - Straw Men
The Meters - Cissy Strut
Ras G - Eunice In White
Bix Medard - La Photo En Noir Et Blanc
Tosca - Elitsa
Gui Boratto - Colors
The Arch Cupcake - Future Kitsch
Th' Mole - Tick Tick Blam (Bloody Snowman Remix)
Frank Rothkamm - Looking At the Bible
The Qemists - Play With Fire
Grauwelt - Warfare
Mochipet - Pythagorean Hyphy Proof
The Postal Service - Natural Anthem
The Flaming Lips - The Gist

THE NIGHT OF THE OTHER THREE-LETTER ACRONYM, BITCHES!

Yeah, today the stink-eye goes to the IRS instead of the FCC. Not that this has any bearing on the shiznow, it's 49% new bumps from the shelf. Boo-yah?

Henry Rollins - El Nino
The Doors - People Are Strange
Fred Wesley & The J.B.'s - Same Beat
Bix Medard - Mes Annees 60
The Beatles - Help!
The Kinks - Destroyer
Talking Heads - Crosseyed And Painless
The Clouds - Kitten
The Clash - Straight to Hell
Saul Williams - No One Ever Does
Bozoo Bajou - Kinder Ohne Strom
The Flaming Lips - Slow Nerve Action
Triple Whip - Lesson Learned
Nirvana - Sifting
The Buzzcocks - Autonomy
System Of A Down - Jet Pilot
Odd Nosdam - We Bad Apples
Beastie Boys - Shake Your Rump
Soul Position - Inhale
The Fugees - The Mask
The Arch Cupcake - The Human Beat Box
Superoscope - Universal Girl
Th' Mole - Don't Be Sad, Nothing Else Matters
Daedelus - Off To The Races
Shuttle - Rotten Guts ft. Cadence Weapon
The Prodigy - Stand Up
The Chemical Brothers - Under the Influence
Balkan Beat Box - Joro Boro (BBB Remix)
Royksopp - Silver Cruise
Ras G - Pennys Confession
The Bran Flakes - Dance of the Sugarsnap Fairy
Frank Rothkamm - Roll X Tones
Buraka Som Sistema - New Africas pt. 2
Deadmau5 - Turning Point
Grauwelt - An Accident

NEW MUSIC MAJORITY, BITCHES!

That's right, it doesn't happen often enough, but 53% of tonight's choonz is from the new-music RPM shelf. Toss in a few (post-)local acts, a few more tracks, and voila, a show is had!

Saul Williams - Pedagogue of Young Gods
Shel Silverstein - The Peace Proposal
Bix Medard - La Ficelle
Pink Floyd - Signs of Life
Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime
The Beatles - Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill
Sufjan Stevens - Enjoy Your Rabbit
Saul Williams - Banged And Blown Through
Triple Whip - Wreckin'
Boozoo Bajou - Tonschraube
The Clouds - Red Serenade
The Clash - This Is Radio Clash
Beastie Boys - Holy Snappers
The Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict
Nirvana - Negative Creep
System Of A Down - Chop Suey
Th' Mole - I Hate You
Sasha - Solutions
Soul Position ft. RJD2 - Just Think
Odd Nosdam - Fly Mode
The Arch Cupcake - Box of Bees
Buraka Som Sistema - Kalemba (Wegue-Wegue) ft. Pongolove
Thunderheist - LBG (Little Booty Girl)
Freeland - Under Control (Zombie Nation Remix)
The Prodigy - Take Me To The Hospital
Superoscope - Opus Qwerty
Gui Boratto - Les Enfants
The Chemical Brothers - Piku
Balkan Beat Box - Delancey (Stefano Miele Balkan Carnival Remix)
MIDIval Punditz - Drifting
Shuttle - Tunnel
Jogger - Nephicide
Sebastien Tellier - Kilometer (Delete Remix)
Frank Rothkamm - Chelsea Girl
The Bran Flakes - You Can Do Most Anything
The Bran Flakes - Singing Dogs

40-SONG SET, BITCHES!

That averages out to a bare 3:00 per track. And, 40% of it's new RPM from the shelf, so we're numerologically double-special! No foolz here....

Ward Churchill - Do Not Foreclose Any Tactical Option
Shel Silverstein - The Cat and Rat
The Doors - Spanish Caravan
Pink Floyd - The Gnome
The Beatles - Rain
Talking Heads - Don't Worry About The Government
Triple Whip - Sequel
The Delfonics - Ain't That Peculiar
Soul Coughing - Paint
Nirvana - Rape Me
The Clouds - Motherson
Boozoo Bajou - Fuersatter
The Clash - I'm So Bored With the U.S.A.
Beastie Boys - Transit Cop
The Buzzcocks - I Don't Mind
The Distillers - Dismantle Me
Secret Agent Bill - Gentrify or Die
System of a Down - Needles
Sasha - Epic2014.com
Soul Position - Run
Talib Kweli - Broken Glass
Odd Nosdam - Ethereal Slap
Method Man - Party Crasher
Lady Sovereign - Pennies
Saul Williams - World on Wheels
Buraka Som Sistema - Sound of Kuduro ft. MIA
Nite Club - Down Days
Sufjan Stevens - Joy! Joy! Joy!
Superoscope - Sine Wave
Th' Mole - Caitlin (Uh, Sorry)
Royksopp - Royksopp Forever
Royksopp - Happy Up Here
The Bran Flakes - Jump Up
The Prodigy - Colours
The Chemical Brothers - Get Up On It Like This
Midival Pundiz - The Lucky One
Daedelus - LA Nocturn
Commix - Bellevue (dBridge's Bellereviewed Remix)
Data - Recon
Instra:Mental - Thugtronic

BREAKER ONE-NINE, BITCHES!

It's the Poodle up in yr boodle. Can I get a holler? Any Smokeys out there ('cept me)? Come on back, now....

Seriously, though, it's spring-break week here in Champaign. The town is agreeably quiet, as at least a third of its population are in southern latitudes getting actual tans. Yay for less vomit-puddling!

Slim Moon - Legion of Doom
Sufjan Stevens - Tornado
Shel Silverstein - The Smoke Off
The Beach Boys - Hang On To Your Ego
Pink Floyd - Lucifer Sam
Tegan and Sara - Not With You
Talking Heads - Road To Nowhere
Soul Coughing - 4 out of 5
Big Nicks - Irresistible Bliss
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit (live)
Sarge - Dear Josie, Love Robyn
Sonic Youth - Purr
Secret Agent Bill - Shut the F#ck Up
System of a Down - Toxicity
Saul Williams - Gunshots By Computer
Method Man - Shaolin What (skit)
Wu-Tang Killa Bees - S.O.S.
Redman & Method Man - Do What Ya Feel
Chris Joss - Night Scare
N.A.S.A. ft. Del Tha Funkee Homosapien - Samba Soul
Soul Position - Hand-Me-Downs
Spinnerty - Gangstarr (Capture)
Talib Kweli ft. Cocoa Brovaz - Gun Music
Sasha - Ashes of the Age
Madlib - No More Time? (The Change)
Lady Sovereign - I Got You Dancing
Superoscope - Will I Ever Get Enugh
Milke - Love Get Out Of My Way (Qoso Remix)
Jogger - Litre o' Cola
Nite Club - National
Buraka Som Sistema - Luanda-Lisboa
Odd Nosdam - One For Dallas
Th' Mole - Zombie Dance Mind Programme
Th' Mole - How 2 B Cool
Johnny Cash - Straight A's In Love (Troublemaker Remix)
The Bran Flakes - Beat Head

MISPLACED ANGER NIGHT, BITCHES!

Yeah, it just worked out that way. Although I expect 2009 to become more punk as we go. You think this show is a static thing, funtcases? Poodles has more dynamicism than that, even though we like alphabetical OCD-like artist-play-by-genre organization and pinpoint-style timing, to end +/- 90 seconds from the top of the hour (uh-oh, fifteen minutes to Jude Wapner). It's an old-school broadcast-tradecraft thang. But I can't compensate for Indy, oh well...

..Where was I? Oh, yeah:

Slim Moon - The Last Acts of St. Fuck You
Shel Silverstein - Paranoid
Sufjan Stevens - Alanson, Crooked River
Stereolab - Fuses
Soul Coughing - How Many Cans?
Pink Floyd - Learning to Fly
Late of the Pier - VW
Sonic Youth - Against Fascism
Nirvana - On A Plain
Chris Joss - Danger Buds
Silverchair - Leave Me Out
System of a Down - Vicinity of Obscenity
Sepultura - Spit
Beastie Boys - Egg Raid On Mojo
Secret Agent Bill - Outside
Sarge - Crush
Sleater-Kinney - The Fox
Odd Nosdam - Wig Smasher
The Opus w/Aesop Rock - Take Me To The Basement
Talib Kweli - Ghetto Afterlife
Soul Position - Right Place, Wrong Time
Method Man - Killin' Fields
Wu-Tang Clan - Bring Da Ruckus
Method Man & Redman - Cereal Killer
Madlib - Sacrifice (Beat-A-Holic-Thoughts)
RZA - You'll Never Know
DJ Krush ft. Shuuzan Morita - Still Island (Still 'n Slow Mix)
Saul Williams - The Ritual
Odd Nosdam - T.I.M.E. Out
N.A.S.A ft. Kool Kojak & DJ Baboa - O Pato
Mr, Scruff - Stockport Carnival
Johnny Cash - Rock Island Line (Wolf Remix)
Ghislain Poirier - Karnival
Flastine - They Move Like Somnambulists
Filastine - Strategy of Tension
The Bran Flakes - I Have A Friend