HITTIN' YOU UP FOR MONEY-TIME, BITCHES!

That's right, it's week 1 of our Spring Pledge Drive here at WEFT. We've set an ambitious goal of raising $20k during this spiel - so open them wallets/purses and dig them couches!

Dave Attell - Fun Happens Late
Apocalypse Now - Napalm In The Morning
Schoolhouse Rock - Tyrannosaurus Debt
Sesame Street - Teeny Little Super Guy
Music From The Film - Seadog
Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie - Behind The Scenes At Microsoft
UNKLE - Falling Stars (ft. Gavin Clark)
The Sight Below - Fervent
Loveage - Herb's Good Hygiene
Live Human - We Walk On All Fours
Kid Koala - Drunk Trumpet
Cut Chemist - Lesson/Lecture
DJ Q-Bert - Demolition Squeeze Pumpkin
Spy from Cairo - Ala Shan (Farid Al Atrache Cover)
DJ Shadow - Red Bus Needs to Leave
The Herbaliser - 40 Winks
DJ Shiro - Science Friction
DJ Spooky - Synchronic Disjection
Mux Mool - Morning Strut
Daedelus - Girls (Nstrmntl)
Lionrock - Scatter & Swing
Ming + FS - Hell's Kitchen
Coldcut - Crash the System
Near The Parenthesis - Pull Yourself Together
Mux Mool - Get Better John
Jaga Jazzist - One-Armed Bandit (Sprutbass Mix)
Bonobo - 1009
Booka Shade - L.A.tely
Ernest Gonzales - Upon The 49th Day
Tim Green - Revox
Booka Shade - Mandarine Girl (Fakesh Remix)
Rob Threezy - They're Coming
Ruxpin - My Tricycle Can Float From Planet To Planet

LIVING DOWNWIND FROM A COAL-FIRED POWER PLANT CAN SOMETIMES BLOW, BITCHES!

I'm just sayin'.

Dave Attell - Drinking Tips
Loveage - Baby
SMACKbrandRADIO - Amish Pirate Radio One
Sesame Street - Captain Vegetable
South Park - Wild Wacky Action Bike
Schoolhouse Rock - Three Is The Magic Number
Near The Parenthesis - Designing This Building
Music From The Film - In the Greden
UNKLE - The Answer (Featuring Big In Japan (Baltimore))
Javelin - Goal/Wide
Kumquat - Ahminedinejad
Spy From Cairo - Sufi Disco
Automator w/ Kool Keith - A Better Tomorror
Jahcoozi - Blackout ft. M. Sayyid
Live Human - Orangebushmonkeyflower
Cut Chemist v. ShortKut - Big Shot
Coldcut - Beats and Pieces (Daddy Rips It Up Mix)
Kid Koala - Almost Easy Listening
DJ Q-Bert - Aphrodisiskratch
Acceleradeck - Sketch Set
Daedelus - Fin De SiéCle
DJ Shadow - My Guru
DJ Logic - Something Distant
9 Lazy 9 - Black Jesus
Ming & FS - Madhattan Bound
Lionrock - Fire Up The Shoesaw
wxm - I Am Amway
Ernest Gonzales - Etchasketch Trees
Mux Mool - Skulltaste
Ruxpin - Those Angel Wings Look Comfortable
DJ Blak Block - Worth Dying For (Trailer Mix)
Booka Shade - Teenage Spaceman
Bonobo - We Could Forever
Caribou - Bowls

ANYONE FOR MASHED POTATOES, BITCHES?

Yeah, me neither....but we do have 45% RPM gravy to go 'round.

Brian Posehn - Nerd Rage/The Mattress Story
Schoolhouse Rock - The Preamble
South Park - Underpants Gnomes Song
Sesame Street (The Grouch) - I Love Trash
New Young Pony Club - Dolls
Ronnie Reagan - Just Say Yes (edited)
Kumquat - Herbert Hoover
Ryno - Nightmares
DJ Spooky - Rekonstruction
The Sight Below - Shimmer
DJ Q-Bert - Turntable TV
Cut Chemist v. ShortKut - Moonbase Alpha
Kid Koala & Money Mark - Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
DJ Logic - Rat Pack
Coldcut - Shark Dance
Lionrock - Canal Heist
DJ Shadow - Mongrel....
Spy From Cairo - Oud Funk
DJ Wally - Zeta Reticuli
The Herbaliser - It's Just For You
Javelin - Susie Cues
Mux Mool - Breakfast Enthusiast
Growing - Challenger
Bonobo - El Toro
Gaudi - Hotel Caledonia
Booka Shade - Havanna Sex Dwarf
SubtractiveLAD - Life At The End Of The World
Near The Parenthesis - Settle In
Om Unit - Encoded
Ruxpin - Her Body Smells Of Cinnamon
Ernest Gonzales - When You Are Lost I Will Find You

ATTACK OF THE DJs, BITCHES!

Yep, it's full-on wick-wack again...not likely I'll stick the landing like last week, but there's a lot you can do with vinyl-on-plastic, after all.

Brian Posehn - Quitting Pot
Shooby Taylor - Shooby Records
Leonard Nimoy - Spock Thoughts
Fight Club - Slaves With White Collars
South Park - Timmy & Lords of the Underworld
Ren & Stimpy - It's Log!
Sesame Street (Big Bird) - ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Schoolhouse Rock - Lolly (Adverbs)
The Simpsons - Schoolhouse Parody
Daedelus - The Finishing Of A Thing
Solar Wimp - Regular Basis
Gonjasufi - Holidays
Kumquat - Readheaded Sasquatch For Jesus
SubtractiveLAD - Nautilus
Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist
DJ T-Rock - Doo Doo On Yourself
Cut Chemist - Tiny Bells
DJ Q-Bert - Tom Sawyer
DJ Revolutio - Get Ya Ass Kicked
DJ Logic - Peace Y'All - I Am In The House
Coldcut - Live In Koln
The Herbaliser - Goldrush
Jack Splash - Love Is A Symphony
DJ Wally - Possi Purple
Cobblestone Jazz - Midnight Sun
Bonobo - Kong
Javelin - C Town
Emika - Double Edge (Pinch Remix)
Gaudi - Oud We Think We Are?
Spy From Cairo - Leila - A Tribute to Mohamed Abdel Wahab
Untold - Bad Girls
Mux Mool - Ballad of Gloria Featherbottom
Growing - Camera '84
Ernest Gonzales - I'm Here You're There
DJ Shadow - Drums Of Death
DJ Spooky - Metro Mix

RETURNING WITH A SICKLY THUD, BITCHES!

(After-show update: "A++++....speedy acknowledgment and delivery. Would def do business with again. - Another Satisfied Customer")

But now I can kill ANYONE with my clipboard, yo! Keep that in mind if you think of leaving comments. 39 tracks, 36% new yellow-tape funk action from the eye-level shelf, btw.

Brian Posehn - Monkey Birthday
Dead Alewives - Talk Show
Head and Leg - I Dream of Jesus
Mister Rogers - Marry My Mom
Unknown - On The Side of the Underdog
Dr. Demento - Picard at McDonalds
Howard Stern - Bad American President
Schoolhouse Rock - I'm Just A Bill
Scooter CCCP's - Vomit Chunks Review
Yoda - Everybody's Free
South Park - Chocolate Salty Balls
Michael Jordan - Gatorade Outtakes
John Wayne - Drunk As A Skunk
ABC News - Bloopers
SubtractiveLAD - The Deep And Lovely Quiet
Orson Welles - Frozen Peas Spot
JC - Corporate Radio Thug
Sklar Brothers - Classic Rock
Simpsons - On Automation
Sesame Street - Yip Yip Yip w/Kermit the Frog
The Tick - Theme
Bix Medard - La Montagne
Gonjasufi - She Gone
Jack Splash - The Funhouse Has Mirrors
Kumquat - Cigarettes and Leather
Avalanches - Undersea Community
Juice Aleem - Hologram (Si Begg's We Are Future Mix Instrumental)
Coldcut - Say Kids What Time Is It
Cut Chemist - Lesson 4: The Radio
DJ Krush - Oce 9504
Javelin - Tell Me What Will it Be?
Bonobo - Kiara
Mux Mool - Hog Knuckles
Spy From Cairo - Kurdish Delight
Daedelus - An Armada Approaches
Gaudi - Serious Ting
Hackman - Pistol In Your Pocket
Cobblestone Jazz - Mr. Polite
Ernsest Gonzales - Purple Heart

DOODLES IN THA HAUS, BITCHES!

Yeah, that's right, I'm not even here tonight - it's that time of the year when I get to practice the killing-skillz I never get to use when busting pirates. A week practicing half-nelsons and knife-throwing comes in real fucking handy when inspecting radio stations.

Anyway, enjoy the dulcet sounds of brother Doodles McGee of the FDA, as he spins whatever the hell he will, and speak similarly. Good luck, mang!

WICKY-WACK ACTION FOR THE NEW SEASON, BITCHES!

Yeah, I know I'm jumping the gun by a good three or so days, but hey, when the turntablism wants out, you don't deny. It's the new style, old-skool ('cuz WEFT has no turntables). How does he do it? By playing other peeps' shit, of course!

Brian Posehn - Religion's Weird
National Lampoon - Monolithic Oil
Sanford and Son Theme
Schoolhouse Rock - The Energy Blues
Sesame Street - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
Star Wars - Imperial Death March
South Park - Chicken Wings
The Honorable Worm - Suffering Is Fun
Sam's Cosmic Radio - Money For Nothing (Double Speed)
Solar Wimp - DeeMackDismembers
The New Monarchs - Electrocaching
SubtractiveLAD - Ne Plus Ultra
King Cotton - Roscoe's Rap
Avalanches - Rock City
DJ Krush - Ground (w/Deflon Sallahr from Hedrush)
DJ Revolution - Hard Rock
Coldcut - I'm Wild About That Thing
DJ Food - Bass City Roller
Jack Splash - Disko Labyrinth
DJ Q-Bert - Sneak Attack
DJ Cam - Gangsta Shit
Cut Chemist - A Peak In Time
DJ Shadow - Devil's Advocate
DJ Logic - Mnemonics
DJ Spooky - Dumb Muthafucka
Spy From Cairo - Nayphony
David Starfire - Ashes
Doc Daneeka - Drums In The Deep
Dada Life - Love Vibrations (Phatzoo Remix)
Ernest Gonzales - Emerald Nova
Alphanaut - Night Blind
Javelin - Intervales Theme
Juice Aleem - Hologram (Si Begg's Pleasure Principle Mix Instrumental)