IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SHELF, BITCHES!

As I might have mentioned before, RPM music at WEFT has graduated from the floor to AN ACTUAL SHELF! You have no idea what that means. Soon, we'll even have our music on actual shelves IN THE MAIN STUDIO! I am *this* close to creaming myself. With real cream.

Anyway, it's 29% new music from the shelf tonite, with a nice bumping o' heaps. Keep the love (and money) comin', funtcases!

Mitch Hedberg - Sandwiches
Skidmark Bob - McCain Senior Moments Mix
Albert King - Born Under A Bad Sign
Dar Williams - Beautiful Enemy
Beck - Devil's Haircut
Death Cab For Cutie - Flustered/Hey Tomcat!
Apollo 440 - Lost in Space (Theme)
xbxrx - Beat Rolls On
Death By Stereo - The Plague (live)
A Slow Rip - Kalimbah Tweak
Atmosphere - The Keys to Life vs. 15 Minutes of Fame
Static X & Dead Prez - Hip-Hop
X Plastaz - Msimu Kwa Mismu
Small Change - Atmosfear
J Rawls - Great Live Caper
Word of Mouth - Famous Last Words
Natural Elements - Mayday
De La Soul - Baby Phat
Nublu Orchestra - Downstairs
Tobacco - Street Trash
Money Mark - Insects Are All Around Us
Hexstatic - Telemetron (Hexstatic Intro Dub)
Grey Blakk - The Red-Eyed Turtle Dove
Mr. Mo - A Millimeter
Mike Relm - Velvet
Ram Dass & Kriece - Stuck
The Dust Brothers - Space Monkeys
Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At
I'm Not A Gun - The Dance
My Bloody Valentine - Only Shallow
ARC - Rapture
Parallel Worlds - Beneath Fear
I Led 3 Lives - House Of Ahmet
The Matthew Herbert Big Band - Nonsounds

TONGUE-NIGHT, BITCHES!

(insert meaningless drivel-babble here...uh, yeah.)

Mitch Hedberg - This CD Is In Stores
I'm Not a Gun - Turning Circle
The Matthew Herbert Big Band - Battery
Wax Poetic - U&I
Koushik - Be With
Larytta - The City Walls
Beck - The New Pollution
Tetsu Inoue - Tane
The Breeders - Iris (live)
Les Claypool - Riddles Are Abound Tonight (live)
Descendents - Everything Sucks Today
Screeching Weasel - This Ain't Hawaii
KRS One - MC's Act Like They Don't Know
Beastie Boys - It's the New Style (live)
FannyPack - The Pause
Tobacco - Truck Sweat
Tobacco - Dirt (ft. Aesop Rock)
The Kleptones - Save
Afu-Ra Bigacts - Littleacts (DJ Premier remix)
Jungle Brothers - How Ya Want It (Native Tongues remix)
Roots Manuva - Join the Dots ft. Charlie 2NA
A Slow Rip - Hard Defined
Len - Steal My Sunshine
Public Enemy - Dark Side of the Wall 2000
Ram Dass & Kriece - Dream Dance
Radio Massacre International - The First Cry...
Speedy J - De-Orbit
Telepath - Chaos Theory
Mike Relm - The Cube
Retina - Rev
I Led 3 Lives - Sideways

TONKA-TRUCK SMASH-UP ACTION, BITCHES!

No, not really. Though tonight's musical journey is 59% new RPM from the floor, bitches (and if you knew how dirty WEFT's floors are, you'd appreciate that). And then even then I made room for the bumps-in-ya-trunk section and other stufs!

Jello Biafra - Vietnam Never Happened
Jello Biafra - I Was a Teenage Pacifist
Koushik - Nothing's the Same
Beck - Satan Gave Me A Taco
Firetruce - Telephone
Soundgarden - Show Me
Thievery Corporation - Retaliation Suite
Larytta - Ya-Ya-Ya
Kudu - Boom Boom
FannyPack - Cameltoe (Old School Remix)
Telepath - Reflection
Common - Pops Rap Ill...All My Children
Canibus - I Gotcha'
Dice Raw - I Do What I Like
Skillz - Take It Back
Jean Grae - Keep Livin'
Mike Relm - Everytime
Dub Gabriel - Chasing the Paper ft. Jah Dan
Robert Rich & Ian Boddy - Veiled
Ram Dass & Kriece - Desire
I'm Not a Gun - Arcanum
Bizwack and Sharon - Breathe
Telepath - Subterfuge
Felix Laband - Turn the Clock
I Led 3 Lives - Poland
A Slow Rip - Certainly
A Slow Rip - Catbird
Surface 10 - B2 Gigacosm
Ian Boddy - Foundry
Hybrid - Saladin
Seven Octaves - Radio Wyoming
Autechre - Yulquen

FIVE POINTS MAKE A FIST, BITCHES!

Yeah, you heard that right - there's now a certifiable handful of peeps who listen to Poodles! And some of them even give WEFT money! I could beat that with a stick, but I choose not to.

Also, this is the 51st post to this here blogger-thing. Not that that's special or anything, funtcases, so curb your happiness.

Jello Biafra - Wal Mart
Peggy Seeger - Gonna Be An Engineer
Bright Eyes - Land Locked
Henry Mancini - Springtime For Hitler
Water Between Continents - Kafka, In Profile
Cat Power - He War
Beck - Dead Wild Cat
Beck - Mutherfuker
The Apples in Stereo - Hypnotic Suggestion
Braid - Jimmy Go Swimmer
Mad Science Fair - The Learning Curve
Blur - Bank Holiday
A Slow Rip - Devil in the Well
Canibus - Benny Riley
Atmosphere - Abusing the Rib
Cannibal Ox - Straight off the D.I.C.
Aceyalone & Madlib - K.O. Player
The Roots - Y'all Know Who
Larytta - Money For Pizza
Blackalicious - Just What Can Happen
FannyPack - The Theme From Frank
Common ft. Laetitia Sadier - New Wave
Dub Gabriel - Run Down ft. No Surrender
Bizwack and Sharon - Timpstrings
RJD2 - Act 2
Koushik - Buttaflybeat
Clinton - Hip-Hop Bricks
Larytta - Voodoo Things (Difficult Lee)
Seven Octaves - Heaven Now
Hybrid - Yellow Tracksuit
Ram Dass & Kriece - Thoughts
Thievery Corporation - The Forgotten People
Hot Chip - Hold On (Switch LA Remix)
Hybrid - Parks on Fire
I Led 3 Lives - Crypt
A Slow Rip - Water for the Time Being